Forum Rules

No trolling: Posting shock images, flaming for no reason (esp. racial slurs), hacking, or offensive spam will result in a ban. First offence is a 1 day ban, then 3 days, then 1 week, then indefinite suspension. Note that it's perfectly OK to link to shock images. Posting of Goatse is allowed, because we hold that if you haven't got Firefox to block nasty shit like that, you deserve it. Capitalist fuckers.
No bad spam: Spam is allowed, but only in the Spam forum. If it's in an irrelevant topic, it will result in a warning. After your second warning, you will be banned for 3 days, then 5, then 7, then an indefinite ban.
Flaming: You're allowed to hate each other. Just don't rape the foums in the process. No flooding; keep it confined to a single topic. If it's completely random and unprovoked and baseless, and clearly not meant for any purpose except inciting rage, then it's trolling (see rule 1).
No misuse of powers: Deleting posts is permitted, if they're total spam, but we generally prefer that they be edited or pruned. Any editing of posts to change the original meaning, or making the whole site a redirect to the G, like Ratter did, will result in a temporary revokement of admin/mod power. It shall be returned when an admin sees fit. And admins, please be reminded - as outlined in "Communism Reigns Supreme", the administrators are just doing their jobs. Emotion should not interfere with that job, except as far as mercy is concerned. Personal wars shouldn't be included when calculating punishment. Any admin who consistently over-uses his or her power will have their power removed for a period of time.
Note: the root admin password must be visible on the Admin Control Panel at all times.
Observe the English language. You must use proper grammar, spelling and case (especially admins, you're making me look bad). Failure to do so will result in spammination and crapflooding with the phrase "KILL THE CAVEMAN". This is the only instance where a repeated phrase is allowed. Posts consisting of "KILL THE CAVEMAN" repeated more than is neccessary will be truncated or deleted.
Bullying. Timothy added this rule because he should've been born a woman (I joke, Tim, I joke). What he meant to say is: if you're bloody well determined to take the piss outta someone, over and over, and you won't give it up, then we won't have you around. Punishment speaks for itself. If you act like an unpleasant person, people will not be pleased to see you. And, of course, you may be banned by an angry admin. Call that misuse of power? Well we make the rules, so shut it, punk.
The Vagina Forum: The VF is a forum where only female members can post and view topics. It is highly offensive for any member to gain access to it, especially admins. Doing so will result in a 3-day removal of power for the admin who committed the offence, and a 3-day ban for any others involved.
Rule-editing: It's not like you can just edit the rules for personal gain, e.g. "All female members must suck Ratter's cock at least once a day". If a rule is completely ridiculous, the admins will discuss it, to see if it merits inclusion or not. Apart from that, admins are free to edit the rules. Members are encouraged to check this every week or so, in case changes are made.

Rules written by Ratter. Last updated upon the first day of October, in the Year of Our Lord two thousand and six. Any changes to this document take effect immediately, but may be discussed by the admins before punishment is dealt.