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<td><div style='padding-left: 245px; padding-top: 90px;text-align: justify;'><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/SeverelySparrowed/RP%20Avatars/Alex_Pettyfer_63.png" align=left> jack isaac hawthorne, 17, dalton student, thrill seeker, skateboarder, slob, unintentionally charming .</div>
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<br><div style='font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold;'>QUESTIONS ANSWERED</div><br>
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<B>YOUR SKATEBOARD IS AWFUL LONG, MAKING UP FOR SOMETHING JACKY BOY?</b><br>
Brothur Holmesboy why you gotta hate on me? Lay off the Haterade ya hater. <br><br>
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<B>HOW MANY BROKEN BONES HAVE YOU HAD?</b><br>
Aw hell, I lost count in like elementary school after I broke my arm for the second time. Um...enough to seriously abuse my parents health insurance. They have definitely earned every penny of that coverage. <br><br>
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<B>YOUR MOM IS SUPER HOT!</b><br>
Talk to the hand, cause the face has been hearing it since middle school and it never stops being creepy. -_- <br><br>
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<B>SO YOU'RE THE ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL'S SON?</b><br>
No duh, did the matching surnames and blond hair give us away? I thought it was totes covert.<br><br>
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<B>YOUR MOM IS A HOTTIE BUT LIKE...SO IS YOUR LITTLE SISTER!</b><br>
Why so creepy? She's 15 bro, that ain't cool. Ain't cool at all. <br><br>
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<B>WHY DO YOU HATE THE WARBLERS?</b><br>
Well, it starts with them making a joke of our school on National TV. All of Dalton comes off as whiny, over-dramatic spoiled brat boys. Also, why is everything always acapella. What did accompanists ever do to them?<br><br>
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<B>YOU SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.</b><br>
Yeah, who wouldn't want to? Uncle Fitz is the ultimate height of badassery. Sometimes I just like to hang out with him and soak up some of his awesome aura. <br><br>
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<B>DID YOU REALLY WRITE A THANK YOU NOTE TO THE GIRL YOU HOOKED UP WITH?</b><br>
Yes. Why wouldn't I? Girls have a lot of choice in men nowadays. It's like a flight attendant thanking somebody for flying their airline.<br><br>
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<B>GOT A FAVORITE FOOD?</b><br>
Yeah, anything hot that I didn't have to cook myself gets my automatic vote. My Mom calls me a human garbage disposal, or a goat.<br><br>
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<B>DIDN'T I SEE YOU IN TIGHTS ONCE?</b><br>
Oh God, why is the internet like an elephant? Why must it never forget these things. I lost a bet to my little sister about something stupid, and I had to be the Peter Pan to her Wendy. She thought it was hilarious. I haven't forgiven her yet.<br><br>
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<B>AWW I BET YOU'RE JUST A BIG SOFTIE INSIDE!</b><br>
What? No, I'm a badass and I'm a total badboy! I am so the boy your Mom warned you about. You can watch Disney movies and still be a bad influence. <br><br>
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<B>YOU LOVE DISNEY MOVIES TOO? OH YEAH, YOU'RE HARDCORE.</b><br>
Dude, Disney is awesome to start with. The Goofy Movie is like...my jam alright? Like we will totally fight about this. Not kidding. <br><br>
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<B>WHAT OTHER MOVIES DO YOU LIKE DISNEY BOY?</b><br>
Aww man, screw you anonymous. I love like The Boondock Saints and Inglorious Basterds. Fight Club, even if the ending is a total mind fuck.<br><br>
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<B>ARE YOU THE KIND OF DOUCHEBAG WHO POPS HIS COLLAR?</b><br>
That depends, are you the sort of girl who is into that look? I will be any kind of douchebag that you want me to be.<br><br>
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<B>JACK, HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU THAT YOUR LONG SLEEVE SHIRT IS NOT A TISSUE?</b><br>
Mom...have I mentioned that I totally hate that you use the internet to social network stalk me?<br><br>
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<B>ARE YOU AN INNER ROMANTIC?</b><br>
What um...I don't know. I'm not like...un-romantic. I've always kinda wanted to have one of those like spaghetti kiss moments like Lady and the Tramp. I mean, I'm like the perfect Tramp. Only you know...not a dog.<br><br>
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<B>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?</b><br>
I'd love to be a pro skateboarder. Do competitions and stuff. You know break a collar bone on national TV or something. I don't know if I'm good enough. Um I don't exactly know yet. College I guess? Psh, I'll figure it out.<br><br>
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<B>WHO IS BETTER; YOU OR ARTHUR HOLMES?</b><br>
No contest, he's a Warbler. I win by default. <br><br>
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<B>YOU WISH!</b><br>
Bring it bro, me and you. (And don't push me out of the tree in our next tree climbing contest. That is some cheating bullshit.)<br><br>
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<B>JACK HAWTHORNE! IF YOU DON'T CLEAN YOUR ROOM I AM COMING IN TOMORROW AND THROWING EVERYTHING ON THE FLOOR AWAY.</b><br>
Mooooom, you're embarrassing me in front of all the anonymous people. One of them might be the girl of my dreams and you could have just ruined it. Now I won't ever get married and give you and Dad adorable grandchildren.<br><br>
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<div style='width: 448px; text-align: justify;'>HI, MY NAME IS <b>LAUR</b>. I'VE BEEN ROLEPLAYING FOR <b>10</b> YEARS. I LIVE IN THE <b>EST</b> TIMEZONE, JUST SO YOU KNOW WHEN I MIGHT BE ON. I AM <b>24</b> YEARS OLD. YOU CAN GET IN TOUCH WITH ME VIA <b>PM OR AIM - CheshireCat5887</b>, BUT TRY NOT TO STALK ME. WELL, I HOPE YOU LIKE <b>JACK</b>, BECAUSE I KNOW I DO.</div>
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