the worst pairings you have ever seen or heard of

Here's a few I've seen.

sonic x eggman

chuck norris x kagome

sasuke x itachi

mario x bowser

and finally

4th hokage and the nine tailed fox.

now that I'm done what have you guys seen

sonic x tails

ash x lucario (Beastiality FTL)

chopper x brook (retarded one piece pairing)

And by far the worst pairing I have ever heard of is:

sonic x a retarted sonic fangirl (or fanboy)

Some people really need to learn that it is not possible to marry a fictional character.

try telling that to THESE people.

http://www.myfconline.com/

try telling that to THESE people.

http://www.myfconline.com/

Actually in that thread there is a group over in japan that is trying to get it legal to marry their favorite fictional characters.

But how about Haseo X Bordeaux (.hack//G.U. )
Sonic X Rouge
Goku X Vegeta

And several that I'm sure I'm forgetting.

Any yaoi pairing of characters that arent publicly known as gay IS a fail of the week.

Actually I think its more any Yaoi pairing that can only possibly be known if you look at subtext that isn't there or pick up the hints that don't exist.

Because there ARE Yaoi pairings in series' that are canon that aren't stated directly in the series "Oh yeah they're a gay couple", usually because it's supposed to be subtle or because the writers were told by the producers or whoever "Thats too risky tone it down"
It happens all the time in Clamp series', and you can find it others too.

But usually it isn't really the case.

Any and all. If it's part of the actual anime plot, fine. But otherwise, keep it in your own head, and fap to it by yourself.

Well, loads of slash pairings are what I am against. I am not one to be against homosexuality, so if they are official pairings that isn't a problem, nor is having some odd slash once in a while. It isn't bad. But it's when people make the weirdest, most impossible pairings you can possibly think of that make me go insane.

Someone please explain how these would EVER work!?

Cloud x Sephiroth
Batman x Joker
Neku x Joshua (in Another Day, there is some subtext, but for humor purposes only. >.>)
Ed x Roy
Himeko x Souma (hah, you thought it was just the yaoi ones for a second! Believe it or not, there are supporters for this pairing.)
Raine x Sheena
Sol x Millia
Ky x Dizzy
Bridget x A.B.A.

Yeesh...you would not believe the pairings people come up with...especially for Guilty Gear.

I once saw Rikku(FFX) x Naruto on deviantArt, need I say more? Oh and I'm pretty sure there was a very poorly written Samus x Ridley fanfic somewhere.

This post has been edited by 13Bytes on Dec 21 2008, 04:45 PM

Shaak Tii X General Grevious (One's a Jedi Master, forbidden to have emotional attachments, and the other's a droid. You have to be a fangirl for this one to make sense)

Anyone X Sephiroth (I don't understand why people keep trying pair Sephiroth with everyone. He's the ultimate nhilist and misanthrope. He's not going to make a good lover.)

Elrond X Captain Picard (No seriously, you'll want to end up trying to rip out your mind's eye after seeing this one.)

And that's it. I really try not to hang around with people who are into slash fiction and pairings.

This post has been edited by OsirisLord on Dec 21 2008, 06:59 PM

The ones that make no sense and are explained horribly with no arguments to even begin to back up their sides. I can't even begin to list the number of horrible slash pairings I've seen, but trust me it's far too much.

Oh, one example:
Cody (some random human)/Zhira (whatever the "evil" lioness in Lion King 2 was named.)

you think that's bad. I could have swore I saw the following loz pairings

gannondorf x link
ruto x and link, zelda, and her father (her father!?!?!?!)
the deku tree x sariah
and finally
anyone and a deku stick

may I ask how anyone could think these ideas

It's amazing what people will try to make sense of and then force down your throat.

I kinda cover that in my newest line of Youtub vids... stupid fantards and their overly obsessive ways...