[calice flynn monroe]

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colbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
(: boyboyboyboyboy.
where art thou?
mkay, so while you're busy doing whatever
and not replying. i'm gonna plot out our
future together. kay? first, you're gonna
knock me up. that'll force us into a
shot gun marriage or whatever it's called,
we'll have thirteen blond - italiano babies
and they'll be positively beautiful. they'll
have my eyes, my hair, my face. (: and
your feet. sound good?

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but i don't like feet. feet are stinky.
why can't they have my hair? my hair is haaawt.
and what if they come out all italian looking?
and do i really have to get you knocked up?
even then i wouldn't marry you right away.
i have to love someone to marry them.
why do you want an italian husband? we're very
unfaithful and you can't keep us away from pesto.

[calice flynn monroe]

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HIYAA<3
uh, it doesn't matter.
they'll hate you- not me.
they'll be all like, "ugh. why do we have dad's awful feet?"
(: doesn't matter if they come out all italian looking, they'll
all be boys & get the chicks. what are you hinting at?
you don't love me?
i want an italian husband because i've heard rumors about
you guys and your skills in the bedroom ;D mhm.

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they won't hate me. no one can hate me.
i'm not hinting at anything. i do love you. just
not the way you want me to. why do you want
me anyway? there are tons of other italian
guys out there. a full country full i've heard.
our skills in the bedroom? are you not listening?
RUMORS. psh. who said they were true? i'll give you
a babeh. but don't call me daddy. nope nope.
it will come out saying perché in america?

[calice flynn monroe]

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;D suuure, i'm certain there are plenty of people that hate you.
i'm totally not one of them though,
CAUSE. i don't want another italian boy, it wouldn't be
not the same. nonono. hmph! i don't want a babyy
if i can't say you're the daddy. unless you pay child
support. then i'll ignore it ;p and say someone else
is my baby daddy. perché? dude, ;D you turn me on
when you use words that i don't understand that may
be italian.

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like who? naaaame someone. i dare you
to even try. but isn't that shit like, a lot of money?
and dont you have to be divorced to get child support?
-laughs- i think just looking at me you get turned on.
my voice is just a bonus. ahaha. perche means because.
which the baby would be curious why it was born in
america if it eees italiano.

[calice flynn monroe]

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uh, mario lopez?
you'd be a horrible parent, tsk tsk tsk.
i bet you'd get hammered every night while
i live with the baby in my ONE room apartment
and you'd bring home all these hoes. lmfao,
and maybe you should've thought of that before
you got me knocked up.
haha, you know what would turn me on more?
if you happen to stroll by at this moment without
your shirt on. we can just lie and say he was
born in italy, dumb dumb.

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xDDD HE'S SPANISH!
NOT IATLIAN! ahahaha. you are one silly gurl.
hoes? i wouldn't bring home hoes. i'd bring home
my hawt italian model gurls. AND THEN we'd take over
the bed, so you would have to sleep on couch with the
baby. hrmm. you'd really like that wouldn't you? psh.
i'd knock on the door and then all my clothes would
be gone. his birth certificate can't lie though ._.

[calice flynn monroe]

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WHAT? D: then...I choose the guy that played Zorro!
Antonio something? He's like...Italian..
you asshole! colby, i'd totally shoot you up. and your
hoes too. then our baby would have to go into a foster
home cause his dad would be dead and his mom would
be jailed for homicide. and it'd be your fault, BAD.
haha, i'd love that. so, are you just suggesting
that or is it really gonna happen? ;D
lmfaoo, we can say it's a typo. people get
italy and america mixed up all the time.

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AHAHAHA. HE'S SPANISH TOO. ohh wow
you fail, calice, you really do.
o.o if you want to kill me, do it softly.
i don't like pain. psssh. naw. i'd live
cause i have MAGICAL POWZEREZZ
=D it could happen. what are you willing to
pay me? hrmm? -giggles- they do not.
america is seven letters and italy is five.
three letters off. no typo. go have the baby in italy.

[calice flynn monroe]

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;p shut it. he's close enough. oh, you like it rough? ;o
suree, so will does magical powers stop the bleeding?
i'm pretty sure my friendship is enough, isn't it? D:
lol lol, so you are willing to pay for my flight? dude, i'm
so gonna cheat on you in italy so it may not be worth it.
but stilll...

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psssh. he is not close.
it will stop the bleeding. and then i can fly.
i am willing to be PAID. psh. i'm one hot
fucking italian. what are you talking about?
fine fine. i'll keep my clothes on all the way
over here in my apartment.

[calice flynn monroe]

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pshh, yeah he is.
HAHA. right, you make me laugh bby. but y'know I have
a magical gun right? It's what Van Helsing would've used
if his crossbow got lost. Anyhoo, all i'd have to do is
*BANG* *BANG* then you an' your hoes would fall over.
and i'd be ALIVE. BUT, you're gonna get laid. that's enough for you!
and i'll be on the one in your bed - that's even more than enough.

omfg. take your clothes off and march over here, this instant! or else-
i'm gonna invite you over, drug you, and have my way.
it will be a pleasant experience for both of us ;D

[cobalt remedy mason]

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antino banderaze is no where nere italian.
D: you wouldn't kill me. you'd miss
my foreignness too much. and then
who would you fanasize over? hrmm?
hrm. too bad i wont remember this wonderful
experience.

[calice flynn monroe]

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whatev. he's hot enough to be your twin brother.
haha, i don't know- maybe that british guy i met?
anyone who's not from america, has an accent, can
fake an accent and or hot/sexy
is good enough to be in my head.
oh right. you'll be unconscious. damn damn damn
well-oh-well i'll just videotape it for you,
ya dig? it'll be a romantic night, i'll have
rose petals everywhere and eat chocolate
strawberries from your tummy. btw, would
you prefer white chocolate or normal milk
chocolate? i have to know in advance please&thankyouu