[cobalt remedy mason]

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you make me feel like i'm not special.
are you saying that if some british guy came walking
by and said 'hi' you'd think he was hot? puh-lease.
british accents are so overrated. who else do you know
besides me that has an italian accent, hrm? no one.
that's what i thought. but what if i want some of those
strawberries? and what's the milk for? chocolate.

[calice flynn monroe]

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aw, colbyy. you know you're plenty special.
(: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 seeee all those hearts?
por tu.

wait, what did i just say? that's spanish right?
okay, ti voglio bene. or, ti amo. i'm pretty
certain i just said i love you in italian.

yeaah, that's what i'm saying. it sends
shivers down my spine, i just love it.
hmm, why don't you call me right about
now and say hi?

well i can't just put a strawberry in your mouth
while you're unconscious. you'll choke then i'll
have to call 911 and i'll be arrested when they
find you on my bed- barely breathing. naked.
uh. isn't that what they call normal chocolate?
milk chocolate?

[cobalt remedy mason]

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you're only saying that so i will come
and give you sex D: meanie. aha. the second one
is right. since when do you know italian? should i just start
speaking in full on italian now? Credo di si. Vuoi davvero
sesso? causa se si, lo so che la gente si puņ pagare
per ottenere una migliore sesso di quello che mi puņ dare.
chocolate? milk chocolate? i guess so. hrmm. i don't think
you going to jail would be a good thing. why not just leave
me consious, but handcuff me to the headboard? hrm? kinky.

[calice flynn monroe]

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haha, maybeeee, maybe not.
i'm saying it cause i really do love you, colby.

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
wha? D: did you just swear at me?

lol, yeah. they don't have chocolate in italy or
something? dumb dumb

oooooh- wait. no. you might kick me in the face.
and scream then my neighbors will knock
on the wall and eventually call the cops.
unless..you promise to be quiet? ;D

[cobalt remedy mason]

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if you really loved me, would you just be
wanting me for my body? D: seems reasonable.
psh. no. there wasn't one swear word in that.
google that shit. seriously. all you americans
really need to learn that not everyone speaks
english. they have chocolate in italy. it's normally
a sign of sex though. promise to be quiet?
why do i have to be quiet? just duck tape my
mouth then. -yawn- but who said i was even
coming then, hrmm? -snickers-

[calice flynn monroe]

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uh noo? your body is a plus, i really just wanna hear that accent.
whisper in my ear? that's what i'm hoping for ;D.
pffft, i don't have time for googling. wait, did you
just tell me what you said? uh, not everyone speaks
english. but almost everyone does. so suck on that
colbyy. (; and and, like. people come to america all
the time, you need to know how to speak english. hmm,
that's exactly what i want them to represent, i'm gonna
send you some chocolate sooon. the cheap kind though,
like the left over easter bunny chocolates that stores try
to sell. how the fuck am i suppose to kiss you? wait, no.
i'll just rip it off when i want to kiss you, but it'll hurt and
you'll be in pain. unless you're into all that pain&sex
stuff ;D ugh. whaat? D: shut up colby. i'll just kidnap you,
drive by while you're on the sidewalk and pull you into
my car. [: don't try to run kkthanx.