Presenting his royal scoundrelness, Lord Catticus von Anime VI, Wizard of the Realm and friend to the feared Fabrannisaurus Rex. When he isn't too busy curing world hunger, Lord Catticus likes to comb out his pigtail and feed the little man in his chest, who provides all his witty one-liners. Sometimes, after a tough day of fighting Evil, he and Fabrannisaurus Rex take long walks on the beach and drink pina coladas late into the evening, after which, inebriated and stumbling, they usually end up using Lord Catticus's enormous mechanical arm as a cricket bat, table leg or spaceship.
Lord Catticus says: "What's wrong with me? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU