ACETONE. (ZAP! BOOM! POW!)

Title: ACETONE.
Description: MARAUDERS. AU. 1982.

LOST IN TARDIS - January 30, 2010 06:48 PM (GMT)

THINGS HAVE
GONE HORRIBLY WRONG.
[DOHTML]<CENTER><DIV STYLE='WIDTH: 450; TEXT-ALIGN: JUSTIFY'> IT'S 1982, BABY. ALBUS DUMBLEDORE IS DEAD. THE POTTERS ARE DEAD. THE BOY WHO LIVED? HE DIDN'T LIVE AFTER ALL. WE ARE IN DEEP, SHIT. IT STARTED OUT IN THE TYPICAL FASHION OF ALL OF THOSE HAPPILY-EVER-AFTER STORIES. A BOY GOES TO A MAGICAL SCHOOL, AND ALL SHOULD BE WELL, RIGHT? WRONG. TOM RIDDLE WASN'T YOUR TYPICAL STUDENT, AND HE DIDN'T GROW UP TO BE YOUR TYPICAL MAN. BECAUSE REALLY, WHO THE HELL IS TOM RIDDLE ANYWAY? HE'S LORD VOLDEMORT NOW, AND THERE IS PROBABLY NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT. REMEMBER THE PROPHECY? IT'S GONE, POOF! MOLDY FART THINKS HE'S HOME FREE - WITH HIS KNIGHTS OF WALPURGIS TAKING OVER MUGGLE MINISTRIES ALL OVER THE WORLD, AND WITH A SUCCESSFUL INFILTRATION OF THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC? MAYBE IT REALLY IS THE TYPICAL FAIRYTALE ENDING. FOR HIM, AT LEAST. HA HA - RIGHT. LIKE WE'D LET HIM OFF THAT EASY. THERE'S A NEW PROPHECY, BUT HELL, NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHERE IT IS. OLD DUMBLES HAS IT UNDER LOCK AND KEY? IN ALBANIA? IN TIMBUKTU? ALL WE KNOW IS THAT EVERYTHING HAS GONE TOPSY TURVY. THE ORDER HAS SUFFERED MAJOR LOSSES ALREADY; WHAT WITH THE POTTERS GONE, AND THE DOOBLYDOO SIX FEET UNDER. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER ONES? GIDEON PREWETT, AND MARLENE MCKINNON. THE TWIN AND THE SPITFIRE (POOF). OR THE COUNTLESS MUGGLES AND PARENTS AND CHILDREN? THIS WAR IS NOISE, AND THERE'S NO STOPPING IT NOW. THERE SHOULD BE UNDERGROUND MOVEMENTS AND WHISPERS OF UPRISING. BUT THE WIZARDING WORLD HAS TURNED INTO A GHOST TOWN. OF COURSE THERE'S THE SELECT FEW PISSED OFF AND READY TO PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE UTERUS. ALL WE KNOW NOW? THERE'S NOTHING PEOPLE FEEL LIKE THEY CAN DO. IT'S JUST WISHING ON FALLEN STARS, AND WAITING FOR THEIR SAVIOUR TO COME. THE BEST YOU EVER HAD WAS JUST A MEMORY, ACETONE.</DIV></CENTER>[/DOHTML]

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK! - January 31, 2010 04:46 AM (GMT)

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