Things You DO want to hear in yu-gi-oh, aka. the out-takes

(QUICK NOTE: Moved to Yugioh Discussion area )

(in a yamiVRaphael duel)
Yami: Wait! You can't put that card there!
raphel: Wanna bet? *pulls out rule book*

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5 mins later
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Yami: see? *points to a rule.*
Raphael: *shrugs* if you say so.....th..maybe ya are right...after all I´m blond.....................did I just call mayself stupid?

(thanx for the idiea Airtos)

every 1

Im sick if these dumb cards lets be normal tennagers, perve on (guys or girls) and get pissed after all were iggnorent teens

Yugi to Yami: Hey, what´s going on?
Yami: Sorry, Yugi, but i am a little bit tired of this place, i want to go to annother person for a week, because i need a little bit vacation of you, that´s nothing against you, okay?
Yugi: Yes i understand. But to which person you wanna go for a while?
Yami: Mmmh, let´s see.... Oh, i know, i want to go to Spiderman, then i would be Spiderman-Yami for a short while. Is that okay?
Yugi: Yeah, that is okay, if you can find Spiderman, it is okay. I trust you, you know?
Yami: Thank you very much! Yes, i trust you, too.
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Yami finds Spiderman.
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Spiderman: Hello, Yami, what´s up?
Yami: Hi Spiderman, i need a little bit vacation from Yugi Mutoh, can i "live" for a week in your "Body" , please?
Spiderman: Of course, one week is okay. Everyone needs vacations. But as you know:"With great power comes big responsibility!"
Yami: Oh, that´s true!
Spiderman: Okay then, let´s <fuse> . And can i duel against someone? I want to duel this duelmonster-card-game one time in my life!
Yami: Yeah, that´s my best shot, i like to duel. And if you want i can teach you this game.
Spiderman: That would be nice, thanks.
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Fusing! YUUU-GIII-Spidermääääähn....
*Tadaa*
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Spider-Yami appears.
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Spider-Yami: Whow, great, now i can duel and shoot spider-webs!
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One week later...
Yami to Spiderman: It was a great time, but i have to go back to my friend yugi Mutoh.
Spiderman: No problem, but it was a great time with you, bye!
Yami: Bye, see you again!
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Yami to Yugi: Hey, that was a nice vacation, but is good to have you back, too, yugi!
Yugi: Yes, i am glad you are back, too.

heehee

some guy challenges yugi to a duel
Guy: i chalenge you to a duel yugi
yugi: i would duel you... but scott is so gay
Guy: wha...(blank stare)
yugi walkes away

YES! ENCORE!





*yugi and joey talking about politics*

*Yugi and Joey playing cowboys*

Joey: BANG!
Yugi: BANG! BANG!
Joey: HA! Thats six shots! You're out of bullets! I've got you now, you rustler!
Yugi: ZAP!
Joey: "Zap"?
Yugi: My cattle prod.

*Yugi and Joey looking at a puddle*

Yugi: Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of HIM?
Joey: If that were true, you'd disappear as soon as the person in the puddle moved away from the puddle, right?
Yugi: Gee, I guess I hadn't thought of that...
***Several hours later***
*Yugi still staring at the puddle*

*Yugi talking to his grampa*

Yugi: Gramps, was I ever a grub?
Gramps: A what?
Yugi: You know, a larva. Did I really pupate at age two?
Gramps: Don't be disgusting! Of course not! Where did you ever get that awful idea?!
*Yugi yelling at Yami*
Yugi: You should get your facts straight with grapms Mr.Britannica!

*Yugi and Joey trying to get out of trouble*

Yugi: Maybe we could GLUE grampa's binoculars back together and he wouldn't even notice! You think?
Joey: It depends, was the casing just chipped a little, or did the lens itself get cracked?
Yugi: Well, maybe you'd better look at it.
*Yugi pours out a box of dust*
Yugi: Don't sneeze.

*Tea and Mai talking to me*

Both: We love you

Me: HAY! A guy can dream, can't he?!






Ok, if you can tell me in a PM where I stole these jokes from, you score five bucks.

SCENE ONE
[Joey is sitting at a table in a cafe, then Yugo comes up to him and sits down.]
Joey: Hey Yugi! How's life?
Yugi: I know that's not why you called me here Joey. Besides, what so important that you had to tell me?
Joey: Man.. Not much for small talk I see...
Yugi: [Sighs] Sorry Joey, I've been kinda stressed lately..
Joey: Oh.. Well, there's something I want to tell you...[face starts to turn red] I think...
Yugi: [blushes] Shhh.. You don't need to say anything [Kisses Joey]
Joey: [Jumps back] Jesus! I was going to say I started having feeling for Bakura!!(I hope that's how her name is spelled...)!
[Very awkward silence]

SCENE TWO
[Yugi and Joey are in bed, both naked]
Yugi: Man, Joey! You were Great!
Joey: Hey! What did you expect?
[Bakura Walks in the room in a towel wrapped around his waste]
(Someone stop me...)
Bakura: Thank you guys for bringing me along! That was sooo much fun!

(haha.. I can't believe I'm actually going to post this.. Oh well.. not like anyone is actually going to read it..)