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This age i played as: Nosiin Arayla in Avalon

Favourite empire: This is hard one for me to decided this age since I visited DFK, Mutts and MOD as well as playing in Avalon. I will go with Avalon since I always return home to it. But I love the guys of MOD, a few of the Mutts and I love players of DFK.
Least Fave empire: MUTT Only because of the fact that when I visited there all they did in clan chat was yell at each other and were very rude to each other and others. I ended up leaving after a couple days. Granted the first couple weeks of an age are stressful but wow. They didn't used to be that harsh in clan chat. so they were my least favorite to visit with.
Most honorable empire:
Least honorable empire:
Funniest Player:damnevil was pretty funny
Favourite Player:Alfr
Least Fave player:gravel see Least honorable for explanation why.
Most honorable player:Alfr he seems to always do what he says he's going too
Least honorable player: gravel/Jack Sparrow. When Gravel decided to take over the jack Sparrow account. Rather than just deleting his account or putting it on vacation mode.. He first went on an all out rampage taking out as many peoples regs as he could. not caring if he gave out up to 5 War revenges because he knew he was just deleting the account anyways so it didn't matter to him.. then when he was bored he deleted and took the Jack Sparrow.. only to a week or so later mess up and loss a couple regs himself and put his account on vacation mode never to be heard from again for the age. NOT cool at all.
Favourite Ally:
Least Fave Ally:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:
Most trustworthy leader: Alfr, Coel or WhiskerBiscuit. they all proved to me that they were trust worthy leaders.
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:
Player who spent too much time in the game: Lord Kaldar the original one. when the game makes your job at risk your spending too much time at it.
Most rebellious player:
Most empire-minded player:Coel. He is constantly checking up to see how the members of Avalon are doing.. and trying to cheer on and coach the newer players. Without him Avalon isn't Avalon. felt empty without him when he left the last two days of the age to help out Swat.

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:Birdfood I laughed every time I saw this name.. even more so when I found out who played it. Perfect name :)
Most striking female player's name:
Most gender-confusing player's name: tiki didn't know if this was a boy or girl
Weirdest player's name:

Funniest event in the game:
Most Tragical event in the game:finding out that people were abusing a loophole. Which resulted in a deletion and regs taken. (still stand behind the decision to take the regs and have the other account deleted) I'll never understand why people will cheat/abuse loopholes and then be shocked and upset when it catches up to them.
Favourite part of the game: The fun clan chats and meeting new people in the game I might not have meet before if Ihadn't gone clan hopping as a Visitor. Came to really appreciate and adore the members of MOD and DFK. :)
Thing you hate most from the game: How people will end up being nasty on the forum when they are angry about the game. Take it out in the game people!!
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

Your own criteria (2 max):



EDITED: to add in the stuff about the player names and to add a Least honorable player mention.

And please, let's try not to make this a suck up thread to people in your own empire. The oringal EOA awards were meant to honour people who weren't in your own empire (except for things like most empire-minded) so can we please try to return to that format?

This age i played as: _Shuruga_

Favourite empire: I will have to say DFK here even though i was in the empire. I wasn't driving this age and i didnt create it, so it was fun for me. Also MOD, accepted truce way back when, and have always stuck by DFK.
Least Fave empire: Any of the empires who decalred war, then started getting their asses handed to them, so they quickly requested peace.
Most honorable empire: From an empire perspective i dont know, but personally i know that AVLN left me alone, and i them.
Least honorable empire: MUTT's, declared war, asked for peace, got a truce, declared war. I just dont really have any other empire to go in here, and i usually vote them for this :P
Funniest Player: Alfr in DFK has a dry wit and reminds me of Bart Simpson. El Zud gets a mention here too.
Favourite Player: Isilwin. Had no formal truce with AVLN, in fact our empire hit them, but i asked nicely not to be hit by AVLN, as i wasnt hitting them, and she took note and stopped. I could keep making 250k gold/turn :P
Least Fave player: JackPotHead - Attack someone of your own rank for god sake. Going 4 or 5 pages back every day is embarrassing.
Most honorable player: Isilwin - See Favourite Player ^^
Least honorable player: Dont really have anyone here. I suppose i could vote for Bob V :)
Favourite Ally: MOD - 44 days and counting.
Least Fave Ally: NA (I hope there isnt an empire called NA, i mean NA as in Not Applicable. For NA'ers, i apologise)
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: Didnt find any.
Most trustworthy leader: Alfr without a doubt, also Mister Postman must be for keeping the empire for the win, well done.
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:
Player who spent too much time in the game: Lord Kaldar as Nosiin said. I too have been told to tone it down at work, not cool.
Most rebellious player:
Most empire-minded player: Shira, The Bifoculed One, Mister Postman, Dr Doom, Alfr.

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: Thoth the White
Most striking female player's name: Echoplex
Most gender-confusing player's name: Edicimoh
Weirdest player's name: Dvdcchn

Funniest event in the game: When El Zud stole about 1 mill gold from me, so i trained up a bunch of spies and ripped out all his siege, both offensive and defensive. Got a simple message from him with the words "You Meany!" lol
Most Tragical event in the game: Realising DFK was in a decent position if they wanted to go for the empire win, but not at all expecting it so not being ready with players to go forth and atleast get more than 38minutes of clock time. Was a good effort though from a DFK perspective.
Favourite part of the game: Finding someone in the middle of an upgrade with a ping attack, only to back it up really quick with a juicy 10-turn and take the lot, then bank it all and sit there while they hammer you thinking it will somehow spill back out.
Thing you hate most from the game: Thats its so damn addictive.
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:I tell my workmate everyday about the biggest attack i did overnight.

This age i played as: Mister Postman

Favourite empire:THE, best ally I've ever had
Least Fave empire:I dislike everyone evenly
Most honorable empire:THE, Stood behind us no matter what
Least honorable empire:They know who they are.
Funniest Player:Hiroshima as Annoyance/caRnAGE
Favourite Player:the Maniac, he's been my hero since my first age :D
Least Fave player:The Rock, cheats and cheats and cheats.....
Most honorable player:The Danger, class act
Least honorable player:The Rock, see above
Favourite Ally:THE and tmfe, both were great to us
Least Fave Ally:I don't get why we even have this award.
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:Mal Havoc, for crashing the stone market to 3 when everyone was doing well selling at 4, then playing as though it was someone else in the clan doing it :P
Most trustworthy leader:Dr.Doom.
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:The Chaos, after all Rage is the WORST LEADER EVER
Player who spent too much time in the game: Kaldar of course. OCD will do that to you
Most rebellious player:The Damned/The caRnAGE as played by Carnage of the forum :P
Most empire-minded player:Grog Skullsmash

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:Uiop
Most striking female player's name:The Lady
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name:tedalrwrliorm

Funniest event in the game:Ger as Ger when subleader deleting all of Uiop's post only when Pirate was online, leaving the Pirate to think Uiop was deleting his post to mess with him.
Most Tragical event in the game::Loopholes
Favourite part of the game: Being part of a TEAM
Thing you hate most from the game:Not enough attack turns
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

Your own criteria (2 max):
BEST NEW PLAYER- tiki in his first age did amazing considering he was on his own for quite a long time
Hardest Name to pronounce-tedalrwrliorm

This age i played as: The Doctor

Favourite empire: (excluding THE) WARR
Least Fave empire: SWAT
Most honorable empire: MUTT
Least honorable empire: Can't say I ran into anything too horrible this time.
Funniest Player: since I can't vote myself, I'll be nice and vote hiro. (The caRnAGE, Annoyance)
Favourite Player: The Chaos
Least Fave player: The Rock
Most honorable player: LeibstandarteAH
Least honorable player: The Rock
Favourite Ally: MUTT (Captain Suicide)
Least Fave Ally: our only other ally was tmfe, and i am neutral toward them.
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:
Most trustworthy leader: The Danger
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader: Dr. Doom ;)
Player who spent too much time in the game: hiro, chaos, me. (in that order) Also ruffian, the rock.
Most rebellious player: The Chaos [he lost a reg revenging someone else, LOL]
Most empire-minded player: The Whoempah and TheBifocaledOne

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: The Maniac
Most striking female player's name: TheBifocaledOne
Most gender-confusing player's name: daissy (I don't know if daissy is a guy or a girl still)
Weirdest player's name: rectalinversion

Funniest event in the game: Rage losing a reg in a revenge during one of his fits of rage. While he held GO.
Most Tragical event in the game: The caRnAGE's account getting raped. Also me not getting 2nd, even though going up 1 top level merc gave me GO. lame.
Favourite part of the game: attacking The Damned a lot.
Thing you hate most from the game: How easy it is to kill/lose regs. If you sleep 8 hours and have a war revenge on you, you'll lose regs if the other guy knows what he's doing
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen: Don't think so, really.

Your own criteria (2 max):
//maybe i'll fill this in later

This age i played as: Myself!! :o

Favourite empire: SWAT, I didn't have a preference for the win in the begining but when I saw MUTT was just a few minutes away from victory but SWAT kept fighting for rank I really loved them, of course my feelings then were insignificant to the outcome of the age.
Least Fave empire: tmfe, the way they declared wars made no sense to me.
Most honorable empire: SWAT see favourite empire.
Least honorable empire: Whoever was the one who had the brilliant idea that started the ganging up on Ruffian, you are an honourless coward man, 20 versus one :angry:
Funniest Player: eragon, he was always very funny in empire chat.
Favourite Player: Kaldarpot (Lord Kaldar aka Teapot), I was really tough to him for some time, attacks and spy ops, but he was always nice in his PMs.
Least Fave player: zemo, laying low and spy taking advantage of the protections thought for newbies is low.
Most honorable player: King Lothar since I stood down from XP tittle track becuase I didn't deserve it.
Least honorable player: King Lothar since I abused a 'loop hole' to get huge XP. (please mind the ' )
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: Luckily for me no one this age :P
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader: The Chaoss, man sending that letter to SWAT just to have it leaked out and have some more flaming makes me wonder what goes on in your empire, lol.

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: Dr Doom


Funniest event in the game: We will all be playing the MUTT and Rage age next time :S
Most Tragical event in the game: BK = honourless cowards -> we can do anything to them: two wrongs don't make it right, grow up brats.
Thing you hate most from the game: The race to 25/day, I've grown bored of it, this time I had a 'walk'.
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen: Did I truly make it to the top 10? I won't believe it until I see the official chronicles.

Your own criteria (2 max):

This age i played as: tedalrwrliorm

Favourite empire: Since I can't choose MUTT, I'll say DNA
Least Fave empire:
Most honorable empire: THE
Least honorable empire:
Funniest Player: Umm, I don't pay much attention to other people outside the empire I'm in..but I guess Knighted Loth was funny sometimes
Favourite Player:
Least Fave player: The Rock
Most honorable player: I guess I'll say Coel, just because I know he plays honorably :D
Least honorable player: The Rock
Favourite Ally: THE
Least Fave Ally: tmfe
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:
Most trustworthy leader: Mister Postman
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:
Player who spent too much time in the game: Lord Kaldar (When LK was playing it)
Most rebellious player:
Most empire-minded player: The Whoempah

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:
Most striking female player's name:
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name: tedalrwrliorm :D

Funniest event in the game: Losing one of the very first regs without realizing it until a fellow member told me about it
Most Tragical event in the game: Realizing I couldn't be in MUTT again :(
Favourite part of the game: MUTT win
Thing you hate most from the game: That 2 limit of being a member of an empire! (But it's there for a good reason...)
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen: Every age, I will say the same "I don't want to look like a dork, so I don't talk about it much at school"

Your own criteria (2 max):

2 best Anagram names:
tedalrwrliorm = iamredwartroll
Knighted Loth = The Old Knight
Agent Ed Hart = Dan the Great

(I'll try to fill in more)

This age i played as: Captain Suicide

Favourite empire: SWAT (For giving us hell)
Least Fave empire: DFK(For sitting it out you shoulda mixed it up also)
Most honorable empire: THE (True Allies)
Least honorable empire: Its War no such thing
Funniest Player: Bawbag
Favourite Player: Mal Havoc (True Team player)
Least Fave player: Dont really have one
Most honorable player: Dr Doom
Least honorable player: Any of the low level account reg farmers
Favourite Ally: THE
Least Fave Ally: none
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: none
Most trustworthy leader: Dr Doom
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader: none
Player who spent too much time in the game: myself
Most rebellious player: Bawbag
Most empire-minded player: The Whoompah

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: Fate
Most striking female player's name: The Lady
Most gender-confusing player's name: Headhuting2
Weirdest player's name: Uiop

Funniest event in the game: Bawbag leaving, joining Mod and attacking Mal Havoc half the age then returning to help us in our time of needs and giving Mal Havoc all his Gold and Resources
Most Tragical event in the game: Uiop deleting
Favourite part of the game: Trooped up revenges
Thing you hate most from the game: Losing sleep over fear of trooped up revenges
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:Grog Skullsmash coming out of TDU and being quite the wrecking ball *Big Kudos*

Your own criteria (2 max): Would like to see less personal attacks and have everyone enjoy the game more otherwise was a great age.

I played this age as..........The Maniac

Favourite empire: WARR
Least Fave empire: DFK (purely for the reason that DFK did not take the opportunity that it could change the outcome of this age winners....otherwise, I have nothing against them)
Most honorable empire: MUTT for sticking with THE all the way
Least honorable empire: none
Funniest Player: tie between The Death and The Chaos....The Death is witty when he speaks whereas Chaos brings humour in unexpected ways (e.g. losing a reg while retaliating as a GO)
Favourite Player: HAWK (IRON).....if HAWK is indeed a newbie, he has done well. sorry that i spoil your game......you could have indeed knocked me off the game seriously with your full load of bombards except that i managed to log in time to rescue my walls
Least Fave player: none
Most honorable player: The Danger
Least honorable player: none
Favourite Ally: Mister Postman (MUTT)....he's glad to do whatever he can for us. thanks to him, i switched target to dr doom which eventually led to interesting event #1 *see below*
Least Fave Ally: none
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: none
Most trustworthy leader: The Danger
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader: without a doubt, The Chaos, the loose cannon. I mean my goodness, THE members already threaten mutiny against him before this age even started. Hehe, but this is balanced by having The Danger as his conscience.
Player who spent too much time in the game: i would think it's The Chaos....i often see him hanging around and ensuring everything at THE is taken care of before he finally goes to sleep
Most rebellious player: The Soulhunter for being caught doing ops against an empire under Truce, and for giving out multiple revenges despite being told not to
Most empire-minded player: Tie between Whoempah and BifocaledOne who to me, have been great help in sharing their bounty and generosity for THE empire

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: BirdFood
Most striking female player's name: daissy (sounds dainty but behind the name is a competitive and aggressive player.....it is still unknown if the player behind the name is really a male or female)
Most gender-confusing player's name: Ruffian (manly-sounding Ruffian somehow got mutated to us calling him Ruffina instead)
Weirdest player's name: those with anagrams...particularly Knighted Loth

Funniest event in the game: The Chaos giving temporary leadership to The Danger (I believe without Danger's consent) while Chaos goes into a rampage, of which Danger's reactions were along the lines of "huh? what? why me?", followed by "not again!!" and "some things have not changed even after I have returned!!" :D
Most Tragical event in the game: caRnAGE lost his shot at GO
Favourite part of the game: 10-turn attacks!!!!!
Thing you hate most from the game: keeping track of who has taken over whose account this age
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen: return of CELL members in this age. I am happy that The Soulhunter took home the Raider title as I stole the title from him back in Age 9.

Your own criteria (2 max):
Interesting event #1: While I was attacking Wolverine with 10 turns, Dr Doom was messaging me why I was so fascinated with Wolverine. Later on when I switched target to Dr Doom himself, I received a message from Doom which goes "at least I don't have to listen to Wolverine complain anymore"

This age i played as: Knighted Loth

Favourite empire: SWAT- really made the age exciting and gave MUTT a good run.
Least Fave empire: N/A
Most honorable empire: MOD - were good allies to DFK.
Least honorable empire: N/A
Funniest Player: All Of MOD, absolute laugh. But guttersnipe and Fateslayer get a mention.
Favourite Player: I enjoyed my talks with tedalwrliorm in the first half of the age.
Least Fave player: N/A
Most honorable player: Fidias, we gave each a other a good run, and despite him making an error and me getting 6 regs off him he still won BK and troll lord.
Least honorable player:
Favourite Ally: N/A
Least Fave Ally: N/A
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: HAve to go with Bawbag on this one. MUTT deserved the win no doubt. But you bailed on MOD big time.
Most trustworthy leader: I'd say Coel - very trustworthy.
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader: N/A
Player who spent too much time in the game: The original Ger.
Most rebellious player: The Maniac.
Most empire-minded player: Whisker Biscuit

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: The maniac
Most striking female player's name: The lady. SCARY
Most gender-confusing player's name: picklemethis
Weirdest player's name: eyr

Funniest event in the game: The MOD clan chats.
Most Tragical event in the game: My 2.5mil stone not selling at the end cos someone crashed the market :(. Also the ore market dried up. SO getting lvl 3 mercs was tough, and fidias got 30ish more than me, but fair play to him ;).
Favourite part of the game: The hundreds of different ways to play the game.
Thing you hate most from the game: The crap that BK's get when for legitiamte reasons they can't be online enough.
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen: Top 10 undefeatable as BK, and maybe a top 10?

Your own criteria (2 max):

2 best anagrams
tedalwrliorn - Redwartroll
Knighted Loth - The Old Knight

This age i played as: Firejay

Favourite empire: THE – wish I could have played alongside you peeps from the start of the age
Least Fave empire: TDU
Most honorable empire: MUTT
Least honorable empire:
Funniest Player: The Danger
Favourite Player: Agent Ed Hart – if only because he helped catapult me into the raider list
Least Fave player: yhana
Most honorable player: N/A
Least honorable player: N/A
Favourite Ally: N/A
Least Fave Ally: N/A
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: N/A
Most trustworthy leader: The Chaos
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:
Player who spent too much time in the game: The Chaos
Most rebellious player:
Most empire-minded player: The Whoompah

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: Iron Ranger
Most striking female player's name: The Lady
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name: Eyr

Funniest event in the game: daissy taking the clock lol
Most Tragical event in the game: Once again, lost over a 100 regs lol
Favourite part of the game: THE owning the Greatest Battles lists
Thing you hate most from the game: People keep attacking me as soon as I go to sleep. My luck must suck :/
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

This age i played as: The Danger from THE

Favourite empire: MUTTs, well done as a clan facing tremendous odds and perhaps being forced to being ONlad the most this age. Tremendous victory again!
Least Fave empire: DFK, but nothing personal - just for being fence-sitters during the big wars of the age. Then again, since Alfr did mention that he had too many OFFlads for declaring war against one of the clans, that might have been the best strategy to good ranks in the end.
Most honorable empire: MUTTs again. Did all they could to support Chaos as GO even though it was the next day of them getting the empire win after days of effort. They didn't go on vacation or w/e, but stood alongside us to do what they could to see our GO candidate to a win. Capital guys!
On a side note, I'll mention TMFE. They did all they could to support MUTTs, supplying 3-4 of their players to see MUTT through to the win. Great job!
Least honorable empire: No one here. Although SWAT were 'enemy clan' to us, they did a fine job as an empire too.
Funniest Player: Whisker Biscuit. The conversations we had ruled man! *look below for details*
Favourite Player: The Maniac. A true fighter, perhaps one of the players who represented the true spirit of the game. Its a pity you just got pipped to Slayer, but you did get Undefeatable, the title that represents your truely!
Least Fave player: No one. Chaos came close being quite ridiculous at times, but I couldn't put my own clan leader and GO winner on this category, could I? :lol:
Most honorable player: Mr. Postman. Did what he said, anytime, everytime. Couple of times Chaos went berserk, he always came back to me *and I was left cleaning up behind Chaos as usual* instead of doing anything drastic. So perhaps he's one of the most hated players in the game, but who cares? :lol:
Least honorable player: Uiop, deleting your account thus screwing up your clan big time when all you had to do to escape attacks for a while was going on vacation. Yes I know things look bleak when you get hit for hours straight, but a lot of other people put up with that too!
Favourite Ally: Yep, MUTTs. No question here.
Least Fave Ally: No one. We only had MUTTs and TMFE and although TMFE didn't do much fighting alongside us, they did all they could for MUTTs and that's enough for me.
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: I doubt there was anyone this age who took these honours.
Most trustworthy leader: Mr. Postman I guess. I particularly liked the way he phrased it in the end that if anybody had to hit someone from SWAT to ensure MUTT ranking, he would do it. And he did, hitting Callisto everytime the clock went the other way. MUTTs, great clan and you've got a great leader to match!
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader: The Chaos. God, he's a walking time bomb when he's enraged man. And as Maniac pointed out, its happened tons of times this age that I've been left to pick up the pieces after he goes on one of his famed outrages.
Player who spent too much time in the game: Mr. Postman. Seemed almost perpetually on!
Most rebellious player: The Soulhunter I guess, due to the number of times he wipes out the clan bank; and gives multiple revenges making us worry about his well-being! A nice guy though, he did top up the clan bank loads of times too to be fair to him. The revenges cost him tons of regs and his rank in the end though. And if the revenges were executed better, he'd have lost a lot more! :ph43r:
Most empire-minded player: The Maniac again. Hit anyone we told, scouted anyone we told, passed gold/res whenever he could never caring about his own upgrades or well-being. I've mentioned you in this category in practically every age I've played, and this is no exception!
Honourable mention to Bif, and Whoe - our clan builders, helping all of us in the clan with upgrades, and Bif, practically our clan sub-sub-chief, supporting us in all of our key decisions, and giving her opinion helping us make some of those decisions. I don't know how we'd have managed without you guys!

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: Dr. Doom. One of the few times I'm naming him in my EoAA, but I did like your name and your avatar matching your forum one!
Most striking female player's name: daissy. One of the strongest female (I hope its not a guy playing as a female!) players seen in a while. Pity she went on vacation and wasn't around during the rankings, else she'd have made top few.
Most gender-confusing player's name: Bif/TheBifocaledOne. One of our favourites in the clan, and yes a female, but would you ever know if its a male or a female?!
Weirdest player's name: RectalInversion. Made our stomachs turn a bit when he joined us for end age! Great guy though!

Funniest event in the game:
1. Suddenly receiving a pm out of nowhere on SWAT's members, their troop counts and stuff from their clan chat over the past 8 hrs or so. Turns out, it was one of their members pissed with their clan. I believe Mr. Postman/Bob brought it to the attention of Dr. Doom/Bhaal right away since we didn't really wanna take unfair advantage of that information. Was pretty hilarious though.
2. The clock swappings. It was hilariously ridiculous in the end. Our MSN convos ran like 'SWAT took it. Oh MUTT. SWAT. MUTT ....' Or 'Oops Ruffian took the clock. Chaos has it back. Oh fidias. The One! Toasty, get off the clock damnit! ... :P'
Most Tragical event in the game: The cheating with the stamina problem saga. A real tragedy having people still using cheats to further themselves in the game.
Favourite part of the game: How people always claim its a war game, but how it is still possible to be non-confrontational, likeable and get less attacks on you, all by producing smartly, monitoring closely and basically staying under the radar. I didn't get hit for like 25 days before age end, and the last time I got hit was alfr hitting me claiming that I looked lonely with no attacks on me for a while!
Thing you hate most from the game: Account transfers. Hold your account throughout the game, or if you must go, go with your account. All this account transferring makes me dizzy!
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen: How we at THE had no objective for the age originally, made 3 objectives - supporting MUTTs for the win, getting a GO from our clan, and bringing attention to BKs, and how we accomplished all of them!

Your own criteria (2 max):
Most enjoyable conversationalists in the game: Whisker Biscuit and Alfr take the honours here.
Whisker and me shared loads of funny messages, beginning with the times when I spied out gold from him, and him asking how many spies I used and stuff. Went onto him complaining that I didn't send him roses or greetings after stealing his stuff, to which I promptly responded by sending him a bunch of roses each time after stealing his gold, and promising to send my hottest spies into his empire so he could have some fun with them instead of simply executing them. WB, conversing with you was one of the most fun parts of the game this age!
Alfr was another, during middle of the age, we actually ended up chatting about ourselves and what we do all via in-game messaging. And once he hit me he said I had not been hit in the past few days and might have been feeling lonely! Another great guy, and was great chatting with you those days man. :D

This age i played as: The Pirate

Favourite empire: SWAT amazing war where the winning side swung alot
Least Fave empire: AVLN - wouldn't attack me even when sent wealth report
Most honorable empire: THE , stuck by us when they could have taken the clock
Least honorable empire:
Funniest Player: Ger - made me freak out at Uiop for asking questions and then deleting so my answer looked like me being pompous. never played with Ger before and completely surprised me
Favourite Player: The Damned (Hunter) most brilliant GO ever. Wiping out 97 regs from your nearest rival was amazing
Least Fave player: black knights who lower my war revenge targets stamina
Most honorable player: The Fate - waged war on me. couldn't really fight back as SWAT needed regs killed. Didn't destroy me when I had a family emergency and couldn't log in for 36 hours
Least honorable player:
Favourite Ally: tmfe mercenaries
Least Fave Ally:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:
Most trustworthy leader: The Chaos, stuck with his allies
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:
Player who spent too much time in the game: Mister Postman, spent way too much time online near the end to make up for quite a few in MUTT who liked to sleep 12 hours
Most rebellious player: Bawbag, quit on us but came back when we needed him
Most empire-minded player: Mal Havoc, I liked the attack anyone who attacks a MUTT philosophy

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: Grog Skullsmash
Most striking female player's name: Poison Ivy
Most gender-confusing player's name: Brogan = Lisa
Weirdest player's name: Uiop (qwerty uiop)

Funniest event in the game: ger deleting the empire chat to make me paranoid
Most Tragical event in the game: all of MUTT at 20 recruiting for days as we couldn't afford to raise our walls or repair buildings
Favourite part of the game: trooped up revenges
Thing you hate most from the game: 2-3 guys missing mercs constantly so we couldn't get the clock
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen: I'm playing next age

Your own criteria (2 max):

This age I played as: Coel

Favourite empire: DFK
Least Fave empire:
Most honorable empire: SWAT
Least honorable empire:
Funniest Player: Balin
Favourite Player: Sizzle/Teutonic
Least Fave player:
Most honorable player: Grog Skullsmash--taking a turn with TDU just to defend their honor
Least honorable player:
Favourite Ally: WARR--offensive theme this age, but really scrappy and friendly
Least Fave Ally:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:
Most trustworthy leader: alfr
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:
Player who spent too much time in the game:
Most rebellious player:
Most empire-minded player: Grog Skullsmash

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:
Most striking female player's name:
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name:

Funniest event in the game: Watching the banter between Nosiin, Harper, and Eragon
Most Tragical event in the game: Losing Balin and Ruffian for a good portion of the age
Favourite part of the game: Mance and Zabian returned
Thing you hate most from the game: The Forum, yet here I am again. :unsure:
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

Your own criteria (2 max):

This age i played as: The Rascal

Favourite empire: THE, early Contact between DNA, THE and MUTT Gauranteeing my boys and gals in DNA had a home b4 i accepted Bob's invitation to join MUTT later in the age.
Least Fave empire: I am going to have to go with DFK for sitting on the fence.
Most honorable empire:THE
Least honorable empire:NA
Funniest Player:Mister Postman
Favourite Player:The Pirate
Least Fave player:Sire for not continueing our fued
Most honorable player:Acheron
Least honorable player:
Favourite Ally:THE
Least Fave Ally:NA
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:NA
Most trustworthy leader:Mister Postman
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:NA, Every1 has his/her different style of leadership and good or bad leadership can only be shown from the playeers being lead.
Player who spent too much time in the game:
Most rebellious player:UIOP
Most empire-minded player:Garmr

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:Agent Ed Hart
Most striking female player's name:Poison Ivy
Most gender-confusing player's name:NA
Weirdest player's name:tedalwarleorn

Funniest event in the game:The merge
Most Tragical event in the game:Cheating
Favourite part of the game:The struggle when fully trooped up to protect regs.
Thing you hate most from the game:The time and effort needed to be put in to do well. Only online a maximum of 4hrs a day.
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:Nothin

This age i played as: PowerADE from MUTT

Favourite empire: SWAT - Great battles!
Least Fave empire: MOD... you have some cowardly fellows in your group!
Most honorable empire: - MUTT.... we were very honorable this Age!!!
Least honorable empire: MOD... you have some cowardly fellows in your group!
Funniest Player: Mister Postman... cracks me up every-time
Favourite Player: Mister Postman/Mal Havoc/The Pirate/KaldarPot... I only play because you guys make it so great!
Least Fave player: Guttersnipe *see below
Most honorable player:Alfr... just a great guy, with some decent chats mid Age! As a second.. Fate comes close! not revenging Paul when Fate knew there must be something wrong and Paul didnt log in to rebuy back... Fate msg Bob to ask whats up... just a class act
Least honorable player: Guttersnipe *see below
Favourite Ally: THE
Least Fave Ally: none, our Allies were great!
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: UIOP, you should never delete because the road has gotten a bit hard!
Most trustworthy leader: Mister Postman.... every-time I get pissed off, I give him a bit of a whine, and every-time he says the right things to keep me playing. I'm honored to call you "friend"
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader: the Leader of SWAT (it always changed) seemed to be a harsh leader, from my point of view... most likely NOT the case tho!
Player who spent too much time in the game: ItchyScratchy - for days on end I saw you in my battle log every hour on the hour for 16 hours a day...... get a job, get a dog and take him for a walk.. sleep a little maybe.. seriously it must damage your health to play that much! :)
Most rebellious player: BAWBAG.....MUTT>>MOD>>MUTT
Most empire-minded player: every single PARTIAL we had! it would never have been possible to win without you all

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: Grog Skullsmash (I'm sure you stole it from Mal Havoc's BIO last Age, but still a great name!)
Most striking female player's name: Poison Ivy
Most gender-confusing player's name: Uiop
Weirdest player's name:tedalrwrliorm

Funniest event in the game: Who would have know that defending as a Human would have been quite Powerful! killed 11188/20 Lost 9005/10
Most Tragical event in the game: Being an OFFlad is amazingly hard and frustrating, especially when you have assholes who keep bashing you up everyday because they do not have the talent to attack better players who are ONlad! (Guttersnipe)
Favourite part of the game: Trooped up revenges
Thing you hate most from the game: Being bashed by cowards who wont move on!
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen: Surviving Arguably the biggest gang bash of WoE history(without being GO)! 8 people, 5 different clans plus BK's. I counted over 7-8K of attacks on me in 5-6 days( I might have lost count, it got very fuzzy after a while counting so many!! lol)

Your own criteria (2 max):

BAA Award (Biggest Asshole of the Age) Guttersnipe - your just an untalented tosser that cant fight other people. You have to keep bashing an OFFlad who does not want to fight you. This game is meant to be fun, but you mate..... your just an idiot!!

Still the numbers count for lots dont they, who knew a tiny little OFFlad Human would defend like I did ...... 3417 / 11 2451 / 3. And to kill 11 of your regs in the one time I did revenge you..... PRICELESS!

Most likely this will be my last FULL Age. I simply dont have the time to dedicate to a full on clan anymore. It's getting harder and harder to find the time to put into this game.

It's not fair on me, It's not fair on my opponents who just want a decent fight, and most of all it's not fair to my ever beloved MUTT's who have to bale my dumb-ass out all the time!


So in saying that maybe I will setup an OFFlad Training Academy or something, and teach some noobs what small skills I possess about OFFlad playing.

Thanks everyone, the past few years and Ages have been tremendous fun for me!





Thanks Bhaal

This age i played as: The Damned

Favourite empire: MUTT
Least Fave empire: THE
Most honorable empire: MOD
Least honorable empire:
Funniest Player:
Favourite Player:The Pirate
Least Fave player:The Doctor
Most honorable player: Fate
Least honorable player: The Rock
Favourite Ally: MOD
Least Fave Ally: :blink:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:
Most trustworthy leader: Whisker Biscuit
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader: The Chaos :P
Player who spent too much time in the game:
Most rebellious player:Bawbag
Most empire-minded player:ItchyScratchy

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: Blade
Most striking female player's name: The Lady
Most gender-confusing player's name: Ruffian
Weirdest player's name:Uiop

Funniest event in the game:Destroying Carnages GO run...
Most Tragical event in the game: Loophole...
Favourite part of the game: Empire GO battles!
Thing you hate most from the game:The bitching and whinning...
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

Your own criteria (2 max):

This age i played as: Alfr

Favourite empire: MOD "enjoyed the message's and links all age :D "
Least Fave empire: DNA "only for merging and taking some of the GB feuds away"
Most honorable empire: AVLN
Least honorable empire: OUT come on stop fighting inactives and bragging about it.
Funniest Player: EYR
Favourite Player: Noslin just for listening no matter if it was a brag or a rant message being sent.
Least Fave player:
Most honorable player: Sire
Least honorable player: The ROCK
Favourite Ally: MOD
Least Fave Ally:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:
Most trustworthy leader: Coel and Whisker both commit 100% to what they say
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:
Player who spent too much time in the game: Lots of people
Most rebellious player:
Most empire-minded player: The lady and _Shuruga_

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: Dr Doom
Most striking female player's name: The Lady
Most gender-confusing player's name: aobtd
Weirdest player's name: tedalrwrliorm

Funniest event in the game: Would have to be me waking up twice at 3am to send The Danger a message trying to throw him off on my online times even though it didn't work he still would either hit me 30min before I'd come on or send me a nice scout report on what he could have stole. Although the message's soon became some pretty good chat.

Most Tragical event in the game: to many playing offlad in our empire this age.
Favourite part of the game: Getting to know new people this age some like Danger, powerade , Chaos all made the age a lot better and joyful.
Thing you hate most from the game: running out of turns
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

Your own criteria (2 max):

"will fill in more later on"

This age i played as: edicimoh

Favourite empire:Mutt
Least Fave empire:TDU
Most honorable empire:THE
Least honorable empire:
Funniest Player:Mister Postman
Favourite Player:The Pirate
Least Fave player:Ruffian
Most honorable player:Reel Deel
Least honorable player:Mercanary lol
Favourite Ally:MUTT
Least Fave Ally:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:
Most trustworthy leader:Mister Postman
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:JW
Player who spent too much time in the game:
Most rebellious player:
Most empire-minded player:The Partials of MUTT

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:Captain Suicide
Most striking female player's name:Brogan
Most gender-confusing player's name:tedalrwrliorm
Weirdest player's name:tedalrwrliorm

Funniest event in the game:Being in a leadership role.
Most Tragical event in the game:Age ending :D
Favourite part of the game:Making the Generous list.
Thing you hate most from the game:
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

Your own criteria (2 max):

This age i played as: The Chaos

Favourite empire: MUTT
Least Fave empire: SWAT - but you guys are the necessary evil.
Most honorable empire: MUTT
Least honorable empire: none, didn't encounter any this Age
Funniest Player: Whisker Biscuit
Favourite Player: Mal Havoc and The Maniac - two guys who incorporate how WoE should be played... without the politics.
Least Fave player: HAWK, sorry but he would send out a message to me first, only to block me from even responding - how rude.
Ruffian, you came second because there was nothing I can do or say to just get you to attack me!
Most honorable player: The Danger - always the logical one and a true Gentleman.
Least honorable player: none, didn't encounter any this Age
Favourite Ally: MUTT
Least Fave Ally: tmfe, but only because they were inactive... you guys do have the heart though!.
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: bawbag for leaving MUTT
Most trustworthy leader: Mister Postman and The Danger
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader: The Chaos... seriously, tragic events outside of the game had made me quite volatile this Age - as if I wasn't already, but this Age was worse.
Player who spent too much time in the game: Ruffina... I mean Ruffian.
Most rebellious player: bawbag and Alex310
Most empire-minded player: Mal Havoc and The Maniac... both would do anything without question or any selfishness.

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: The Maniac
Most striking female player's name: The Lady... daissy comes close, but I always wonder why there is an extra 's' in the name.
Most gender-confusing player's name: Ruffian... which turned into Ruffina because of a typo that I did in a chat.
Weirdest player's name: a1l12e5x24 - I can't decipher what it means at all. At best guess, it's numbers in Base24.

Funniest event in the game:
1. Buying resources on the Market in the amounts of Fibonacci numbers
2. Losing a reg while doing a revenge (*see below)
Most Tragical event in the game: The Kwun deleting without telling any one of us THE as to why. :( He's a great player much like The Maniac and Mal Havoc, and I just hope he is ok in real life.
Favourite part of the game: KILL KILL KILL!!!!!
Thing you hate most from the game: Age after Age players feel that they just have to have a need to stay ahead of the others by forms of cheating or abusing loopholes.
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:
Me stupidly attacking deadpool after he was attacking me (and was still online), I was using the clan Bank to rebuy mercs but didn't realize that it had ran out of Gold, so when I did a revenge on deadpool, I lost a reg. I think I'm the only "vet" that has ever lost a reg while doing a revenge - and ironically, I was hoping to kill deadpool's regs too!)

Your own criteria (2 max):
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This age i played as: RectalInversion

Favourite empire: THE
Least Fave empire: Avln
Most honorable empire: THE
Least honorable empire: TDU
Funniest Player: Mal Havoc
Favourite Player: Mr Postman
Least Fave player: Gambit
Most honorable player: Captain Suicide
Least honorable player: Gambit
Favourite Ally: THE
Least Fave Ally:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: Uiop
Most trustworthy leader: Mr Postman
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:
Player who spent too much time in the game: Mr Postman
Most rebellious player: Bawbag
Most empire-minded player: Pirate

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:
Most striking female player's name:
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name:

Funniest event in the game:
Most Tragical event in the game:
Favourite part of the game:
Thing you hate most from the game:
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

Your own criteria (2 max):

This age i played as: myself

Favourite empire: Avalon
Least Fave empire: WARR - their names, theme and player descriptions are disgusting
Most honorable empire: Avalon
Least honorable empire: TMFE
Funniest Player: Balin
Favourite Player: Tigerlilly ofcourse ;)
Least Fave player: Mister Postman
Most honorable player:
Least honorable player:
Favourite Ally:
Least Fave Ally: WARR
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:
Most trustworthy leader: Coel
The I'm-glad-he-wasnt-my-leader: Mister Postman
Player who spent too much time in the game:
Most rebellious player:
Most empire-minded player: Coel, probably

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: TalkingMuffin - just like that name dont ask me why! lol
Most striking female player's name: Tigerlily, ive always liked the name
Most gender-confusing player's name: Xela, you think it's a girls name, then it turns out to be a guy
Weirdest player's name: a1l12e5x24

Funniest event in the game: empirechat sillyness
Most Tragical event in the game: loopholes, cheating etc
Favourite part of the game: being in a good empire, with active chat
Thing you hate most from the game: losing regs when you're asleep or at work
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen: this one empire thinks its ok to use offensive names from nazi germany for their empire/names

Your own criteria (2 max):

This age i played as: The Death of THE

Favourite empire: MUTT
Least Fave empire: WARR
Most honorable empire: MUTT
Least honorable empire:
Funniest Player: The Doctor
Favourite Player: The Chaos
Least Fave player:
Most honorable player: The Danger
Least honorable player:
Favourite Ally: MUTT
Least Fave Ally:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:
Most trustworthy leader: The Danger
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:
Player who spent too much time in the game:
Most rebellious player: The Soulhunter. Breaking the truce TWICE!!
Most empire-minded player: The BifocaledOne

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:
Most striking female player's name:
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name:

Funniest event in the game: Some whoohaaa during a chat session regarding coordinated revenge attack on certain BK
Most Tragical event in the game:
Favourite part of the game: the chats
Thing you hate most from the game: the handing over of accounts
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

Your own criteria (2 max):

*will edit later*

This age i played as: Mercanary/Ronin

Favourite empire:THE
Least Fave empire:TDU
Most honorable empire:THE, sticking by MUTT to the end no matter what
Least honorable empire:
Funniest Player:Homicide, great sub looking after the good of the empire
Favourite Player: The Pirate
Least Fave player: Tedalrwrliorm
Most honorable player:Mister postman
Least honorable player:JW
Favourite Ally:THE
Least Fave Ally:tmfe (Even know i was leader 3-4 of my members were inactive which pissed me off, in the end decide to do something by sending me trustworthy player that wanted to go to MUTT)
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: no opinion
Most trustworthy leader: Mister postman
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader: JW
Player who spent too much time in the game:Mister postman on more then any other player i knew
Most rebellious player:
Most empire-minded player: Homicide

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:
Most striking female player's name:
Most gender-confusing player's name:Uiop
Weirdest player's name:tedalrwrliorm

Funniest event in the game:
Most Tragical event in the game: End of age
Favourite part of the game:
Thing you hate most from the game:
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

This age i played as: The Damned in the first month, Annoyance after that, The caRnAGE in the last few days

Favourite empire:THE. Just because the never stopping clan chat.
Least Fave empire:
Most honorable empire:I would vote for THE but i know Rage all too well not to cast my vote for them.
Least honorable empire:
Funniest Player:Hiroshima as The caRnAGE, Rage as The Chaos and Bhaal as a person.
Favourite Player:Dr Doom. For the effort he put in handling Ger single handedly while everyone else backed off.
Least Fave player:
Most honorable player:
Least honorable player:
Favourite Ally:
Least Fave Ally:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:
Most trustworthy leader:Dr Doom and Mister Postman
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:Rage. For kicking me out of THE without any reason. :angry:
Player who spent too much time in the game:Not me
Most rebellious player:
Most empire-minded player:BIF

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:The Damned
Most striking female player's name:
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name:

Funniest event in the game:
Most Tragical event in the game:Loosing regs and the chance of GO win due to being sick and unable to log in.
Favourite part of the game:
Thing you hate most from the game:
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

Your own criteria (2 max):

This age i played as: Echoplex (which is the title of a Nine Inch Nails song)

Favourite empire: Since I can't say IRON, I'll say AVLN and I'm kinda fond of Mod
Least Fave empire:
Most honorable empire:
Least honorable empire:
Funniest Player: Fateslayer
Favourite Player:
Least Fave player: That same guy who spends every waking moment online, but no names.
Most honorable player:
Least honorable player:
Favourite Ally:
Least Fave Ally:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:
Most trustworthy leader:
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:
Player who spent too much time in the game: Everyone vying for Black Knight and everyone in Mutt
Most rebellious player:
Most empire-minded player:

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: Rectalinversion
Most striking female player's name:
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name:

Funniest event in the game: Bob Villian trolling and baiting me before he figured out who I was. Admittedly, it took me a little while to figure out who he was, but it was funny while it lasted.
Most Tragical event in the game: Hawk quit, possibly because he felt too beaten up.
Favourite part of the game: beating the crap out of people
Thing you hate most from the game: people are so touchy and they take it too seriously.
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

Your own criteria (2 max):
Most self-indulgent behavior - moaning YES YES YES! GOOD HARDWOOD SLIDING INTO MY BANK! I LOVE WOOD GIVE IT TO ME BABY, LET ME POLISH IT UNTIL IT SHINES! When ever someone gave me a lot of wood.

This age i played as: Jack Sparrow and later in the age Balin
Favourite empire: SWAT
Least Fave empire: TMFE
Most honorable empire: SWAT
Least honorable empire:
Funniest Player:
Favourite Player:
Least Fave player:
Most honorable player:
Least honorable player: The Maniac. Always hit after I had hit another in the Empire. Regularly.
Favourite Ally:
Least Fave Ally:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:
Most trustworthy leader: Coel
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:
Player who spent too much time in the game:
Most rebellious player: eragon31.
Most empire-minded player: Coel

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:
Most striking female player's name:
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name:

Funniest event in the game:
Most Tragical event in the game:Passing off Jack Sparrow and having it trashed
Favourite part of the game: Wars and sledging
Thing you hate most from the game: Those that take it too seriously
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

Your own criteria (2 max):

This age i played as: RiverReids... yes bob. i am not kelvie.

Favourite empire: OuT, though i liked the way MOD goes its business and SWAT too.
Least Fave empire: MUTT... as always :P
Most honorable empire: TDU, seriously dont know what un-honorable thing TDU has ever done.
Least honorable empire: tmfe, tried recruiting us all age, even though we were warring.
Funniest Player:
Favourite Player: Mal Havoc... he maybe a MUTT, and i may have had an ongoing feud with his wife over ages.... But he is still awesome.
Least Fave player: bob... making as many enemies as he can, then he complains about it.
Most honorable player: Mal Havoc (see favourite player)
Least honorable player:
Favourite Ally:
Least Fave Ally:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: Cidvicous.. haha no no. i really like cid and i look foward to spending some ages with him. but once he left the empire he was hitting us.. i was shocked :o! :P <3
Most trustworthy leader:
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:
Player who spent too much time in the game:
Most rebellious player: SMBsecret.... oh wait....
Most empire-minded player: Grog Skullsmash... not only was he our enforcer.. he upgraded alot of empire buildings... when i grow up, i wana be that good :P

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: grog skullsmash
Most striking female player's name: the lady
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name:

Funniest event in the game: seeing JohnWayne make greatest battles for reg kills... show the critics!
Most Tragical event in the game: not finding enough economy to fund upgrades and war :(
Favourite part of the game:
Thing you hate most from the game: offlad disadvantages in war.
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen: im an offlad

Your own criteria (2 max):

This age i played as: Dr Doom, leader of SWAT

Favourite empire: MOD. They gave us some of our players, they fought our enemies, and they even sent us a mule filled with gold and resources.
Least Fave empire: THE. While half of their empire is fighting SWAT constantly in support of their ally MUTT, their leader is offering us his own back-room deals. Make up your minds!
Most honorable empire: TDU. There are never any complaints about tactics that TDU uses or the players that are in TDU.
Least honorable empire: N/A
Funniest Player: Guttersnipe. As always.
Favourite Player: Guttersnipe. Because it was always nice to have a stressful day of dealing with crap and then a message from Guttersnipe with some sort of donkey-related silliness in it.
Least Fave player: The Maniac. I kept waking up to all these dead mercs.
Most honorable player: The Pirate. Very decent guy to battle. Didn't believe in gang-bang revenges, and he tried not to take advantage of my very generous sleeping times.
Least honorable player: The Chaos. Tried to sell out his ally MUTT not once, but twice!! The first time he said it was to get him GO, and the second time, with MUTT needing only a few hours left to win, he said it was to give SWAT a fair chance at MUTT. However, we also noticed that he only needed a few more hours to get GO, so we figured he was just trying to sell out MUTT to stop us from blocking his GO run. Complete slimeball!
Favourite Ally: MOD. See above.
Least Fave Ally: N/A. All of our allies were decent.
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: The Chaos. See above.
Most trustworthy leader: Whisker Biscuit. See above.
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader: The Chaos. See above.
Player who spent too much time in the game: Mister Postman. At the end of the age, it didn't matter what time I might have messaged him, I got a reply back quickly.
Most rebellious player: Bawbag. His tour of WOE was fun to watch.
Most empire-minded player: All the partials in SWAT who did their best to keep the bank stocked to fund our fight. But in particular, The Shadow, who was our lowest ranked partial, filled the bank more than anyone else, regularly attacked MUTT to draw heat, and constantly sent out encouraging messages to the empire. This guy was the best last-ranking player in an empire that I have ever played with.

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:
Most striking female player's name:
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name:

Funniest event in the game: During the middle of the age, I had attacked for tons of wood. At the same time though, the wood market dried up completely. So, being the enterprising Orc that I was, I was selling wood at 15 on the market, and people were actually buying it! An Orc selling wood at 15. I never thought I'd see the day.
Most Tragical event in the game: Finding out that some of the "greats" in the game weren't great at all, but were just abusing a loophole so that they would never lose regs.
Favourite part of the game: Fighting the good fight.
Thing you hate most from the game: Cheaters.
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

Your own criteria (2 max):
Worst new feature Bobagand. Bobaganda is the stuff that Bob rants about in messaging or on the forum because he either wants to sway public opinion, or because he is having a bad day and feels like everyone should suffer.

Stupid newb mistake of the age I'm always good for at least one stupid newb mistake. This age, when I saw that MUTT was swapping partials to get more resources, I sent out Sizzle from my empire to join MOD and get loaded down. Well, he got loaded with tons of goods, and then when he tried to return to the empire, he got nailed with a message telling him he had to wait 24 hours before returning to an empire. Crap! Who the hell coded that stupid rule?! And he couldn't go back to MOD either because of the same rule, so he ended up in OUT just so he could get war damage on MUTT.
MUTT saw he was empire hopping and this caused all sorts of accusations and flame wars on the forum about SWAT's evil plans. My sub-leader, who didn't know of what was happening, got his name dragged through the mud, and people were getting pissed off on both sides. Sorry guys! It was just me not knowing my own code!

This age i played as: The Rascal (first 3 week), Alex Mercer (2 weeks) , Ger ( Last 2 weeks)

Favourite empire: TROLL LAND, SWAT and MUTT
Least Fave empire: THE (supporting best clan and keep attacking lower rank players and weak clans )
Most honorable empire: SWAT
Least honorable empire: THE (see above)
Funniest Player: Mal Havoc (I did fight with him when i was Rascal and we both used to change our Description everyday )
Favourite Player: The Damned (carnage)
Least Fave player: Ruffian
Most honorable player: The Damned , Lord kaldar , Ger
Least honorable player: Ruffian ( cowardly play first part of the age without war damage)
Favourite Ally: THE (supporting for our Empire win)
Least Fave Ally: THE (not support well in first few days in our CLOCK)
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: My self (Played in SWAT as The Rascal and then Played in MUTT as Ger)
Most trustworthy leader: Dr. Doom and Mister Postman
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader: The Chaos (I am glad i never played under his leadership )
Player who spent too much time in the game: The Damned , The Chaos, Ruffian
Most rebellious player: Myself (TROLL LAND >> SWAT >> KILL >> MUTT )
Most empire-minded player: The Docter , The Damned , Thesaurus ,whoempah , kwun , annoyance , mister postman , Dr.Doom , The Pirate

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: Grog
Most striking female player's name:
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name:

Funniest event in the game: when i was Ger ,i typed "Kalder" for kaldar (for real one) and kaldar then typed in clan chat "is that you hitman"...... it was amazing guess from kaldar because no one in MUTT didnt know who was I in that time
Most Tragical event in the game:thesaurus and the damned giving up and loophole unfair punishment
Favourite part of the game: Regs hunting
Thing you hate most from the game: Unable to waste 2 months for a game
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen: Finally Bob and I played in a one clan and become a great friends :P

Your own criteria (2 max):

Best Troll : Lord kalder and the Rascal (hahahahaha)
Best Clan at the first 2 weeks : TROLL LAND ( Trolls going to rock )

This age I played as: Ruffian (One of the greatest Race Horses of all time!)

Favourite empire: AVLN
Least Fave empire: MOD (can't stand donkey talk :) )
Most honorable empire: AVLN
Least honorable empire: THE (the attempted backstabbing of MUTT)
Funniest Player: itchyscratchy (made the switch to SWAT worth it)
Favourite Player: itchyscratchy (always a home for you in Avalon next age!)
Least Fave player: Mister Postman (doesn't matter how you play.. it's still you and I can't vote for myself :)
Most honorable player: Coel
Least honorable player: Any who cheated and knew it
Favourite Ally: AVLN
Least Fave Ally:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:
Most trustworthy leader: Coel
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:The Chaos
Player who spent too much time in the game:The Chaos
Most rebellious player:
Most empire-minded player: the shadow

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:Dr Doom
Most striking female player's name: poisonivy
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name:

Funniest event in the game: Taking the Age 'off' as BK just to get forced into joining an empire
Most Tragical event in the game: Cheaters..as usual
Favourite part of the game: A great end of Age with many people giving it their all
Thing you hate most from the game: People way stronger then you mad because you won't fight back, it's called being smart :)
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen: No regs lost.. a first for everything lol Having a reg from Mal Havoc and The Chaos though never fighting them..those extra scout buildings work well :P

Your own criteria (2 max):
Best Attack: The Damned knocking the carnage off the GO clock and off of GO eligibility.. 97 regs

This age i played as:Phantom of MOD, SWAT, Then DFK

Favourite empire: MOD
Least Fave empire:
Most honorable empire: Swat For making it exciting at the end
Least honorable empire:
Funniest Player: Guttersnipe
Favourite Player: Alfr He let me join DFK when i was a total offlad and kept loosing regs.
Least Fave player:
Most honorable player:
Least honorable player: Cheaters and the people who defend them
Favourite Ally: Mod
Least Fave Ally:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:
Most trustworthy leader: Dr. Doom
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:
Player who spent too much time in the game: The Chaos
Most rebellious player:
Most empire-minded player: Guttersnipe when i was in MOD, Always was giving.

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: Rectalinversion
Most striking female player's name:
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name: tedalrwrliorm

Funniest event in the game:Losing regs when the person doesn't even have a revenge on me :D
Most Tragical event in the game: Loopholes
Favourite part of the game:
Thing you hate most from the game: When i was in DFK i think we could have done allot better in getting the clock.
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

Your own criteria (2 max):

Hey, no, I actually like giving my answer the same size of the questions.

This age i played as: Fateslayer, MOD

Favourite empire: May I say MOD?
Least Fave empire: THE
Most honorable empire: MOD, for giving SWAT 4 top players, having somehow the 2nd/3rd biggest war with MUTT with 4 or 5 members fighting, loading Sizzle, sending a couple loaded members to SWAT. That's enough.
Least honorable empire: OuT, LGBS, tmfe, the usual empires taking regs from newcomers and inactives and making the Empire Destroyer title a joke when it could be the best you could achieve.
Funniest Player: Echoplex - atomic tease. You are warned, you have either to be a tease yourself or be mentally prepared. :P
Favourite Player: Mal Havoc.
Least Fave player: Psyckic - Silver Surfer was telling me how you whined at him for being bombarded every once, while you were attacking him all the way and he was logging in once per day. Wouldn't say this to anyone else but.. quit. It will make WOE an happier place.
Most honorable player: Fate. TOO honourable. :)
Least honorable player: Ruffian, Lord Kaldar, jackpothead. At least don't be SO explicit in showing BK's advantages. And Kaldar, trying to tell me it's cheaper to buy stone doesn't work with me. It's cheaper taking it from you.
Favourite Ally: N/A
Least Fave Ally: N/A
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: Bawbag.
Most trustworthy leader: Dr Doom, I suppose - he didn't want to dismiss his partials at first.
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader: The Chaos - well, sorry, your own clanmates say you suck as a leader..
Player who spent too much time in the game: Many.
Most rebellious player: N/A
Most empire-minded player: Guttersnipe/Whisker Biscuit.

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:N/A
Most striking female player's name:Callisto
Most gender-confusing player's name:daissy
Weirdest player's name:tedalwrliorm

Funniest event in the game:Bob making a thread about DFK winning when they still needed 15k attacking kills to reach the mark? ;) Not really part of the game.. so I will go with Bhaal thinking I am Dark Depths. Do I look like him?
Most Tragical event in the game:I missed the first two weeks of the age, could log in once per day if lucky.
Favourite part of the game:My troops' strength, playing with no concern of my own regs and taking some from everyone that fought me. Spent also a week and a half as an ONlad, just awesome.
Thing you hate most from the game:Bobaganda.
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:Eh? No, it's not a game, I'm selling stuff on the internet.

Your own criteria (2 max):
Later, perhaps.

This age i played as: Guttersnipe of MOD
I will try to vote for other clans when possible, but as someone has already pointed out, it is difficult to comment on players you barely interacted with.

Favourite empire: MOD. Come on, what other clan can say they have a donkey that wears assless chaps and a bowtie, and mounts mailmen, door-to-door salespeople and whoever else ill-fated enough to knock on the MOD clubhouse door?
Least Fave empire:
Most honorable empire: SWAT. It was a pleasure fighting alongside this group.
Least honorable empire:
Funniest Player: Damn Evil and Quagmire are both wild men.
Favourite Player: Dr. Doom. Our e-mail exchanges were always entertaining, and sure made the workday go by faster.
Least Fave player: PowerAde, who sent me vulgar and vicious emails each and every time I attacked him. I have played this game for 8-9 ages now and I never had the displeasure of interacting with someone as childish and just plain stupid as he is. I can’t imagine that he is more than 13 years old.
Most honorable player: Fate, for sure. I would even trust him with my prized Barbra Streisand vinyl record collection.
Least honorable player: PowerAde, for the reasons stated above.
Favourite Ally: SWAT
Least Fave Ally:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: Bawbag. I like you, but the stunt you pulled on MOD was not cool.
Most trustworthy leader: Whisker Biscuit. He had me at hello.
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:
Player who spent too much time in the game:
Most rebellious player:
Most empire-minded player: Whisker Biscuit and Stitches


the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:
Most striking female player's name: PowerAde
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name:

Funniest event in the game: There were too many funny moments in MOD to pick just one.
Most Tragical event in the game: Having a handful of MOD veterans take the age off.
Favourite part of the game: Shooting the breeze with my clanmates in the MOD chat is the only reason I still play this game.
Thing you hate most from the game: As always, cheating and loophole abuse.
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

Your own criteria (2 max):

This age i played as: Whisker Biscuit

Favourite empire: SWAT And DFK
Least Fave empire:
Most honorable empire: MOD - For giving up our own top players to help others in a time of need.
Least honorable empire:
Funniest Player: "Alfr" this was a hard choice to say as everyone in MOD had me laffin my ass off but i think im going to hand it over to "Alfr" dude was always trying to one up me on the funny links we sent back n forth all age.
Favourite Player:Stitches - He doesn't say much but he is always there for help and to help push things lone and put in his 2 cents when needed.
Least Fave player: At the time i wrote my first post i would say BawBag but now that i have calmed down i really dont have one.
Most honorable player: Fate for his ability to see something not right while attacking and to GutterSnipe - See Most empire-minded player
Least honorable player: BawBag - would have to take this for complaining about MUTT. Not a bad guy loved him in the clan and in chats but the in the end after pumping him up for go battles he then backed out saying he couldn't do it ( Which is possible as it does take dedication but shuold of put more though into his actions on this one). After time passed
he then started to complain about us trying keep MUTT off the clock and didnt like us Helping out SWAT for clock time and request to leave to rejoin MUTT in the final moments of their victory. After more insite into why he left it makes sence but in the end i did as he requested so he could leave but still not thrilled on his actions after all we had done for him to have him bail like that!.
Favourite Ally: SWAT & DFK
Least Fave Ally: N/A
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:

Most trustworthy leader: Dr. Doom
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:
Player who spent too much time in the game: Dont We All ?
Most rebellious player: FateSlayer - Hes always keepin it interesting lol
Most empire-minded player: GutterSnipe - This Guy was more worried about getting everyone one to 25 a day instead of worrying about his wedding that put him into vacation mode for 2 weeks of the game.


the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:DontBanTheMan
Most striking female player's name: The Lady
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name:a1l12e5x24

Funniest event in the game: Dr. Doom "I knew it as soon as i let a member of MOD in here the clan starts to turn gay on me!"
Most Tragical event in the game: LoopHoles as always.
Favourite part of the game: race to 25
Thing you hate most from the game: LoopHoles as always.
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:
Your own criteria (2 max):


Will Add More when I get a chance....

This age i played as: BawBag

Favourite empire: MOD, loved the time i spent with them and everything about them
Least Fave empire:
Most honorable empire: MOD, they deserve it, they gave all they got even there own players to supporting another clan, would rather be there ally then enemy for sure
Least honorable empire:
Funniest Player: Quagmire
Favourite Player: The Pirate, got to love him.
Least Fave player: The pirate, got to hate him.
Most honorable player: Whisker Biscuit, for taking an old dog in after leaving MUTT and taking me in as one of his friends. He also allowed me to leave MOD to support MUTT when i felt i needed to help my friends.
Least honorable player:
Favourite Ally:
Least Fave Ally:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:
Most trustworthy leader: guttersnipe and whisker biscuit, Gave SWAT all they got.
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader: The Chaos, just to pick on RAGE :P
Player who spent too much time in the game:Ger... for being ger
Most rebellious player:
Most empire-minded player: whisker biscuit

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: uiop
Most striking female player's name:
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name:

Funniest event in the game:
Most Tragical event in the game: leaving MOD
Favourite part of the game: all the Drugs
Thing you hate most from the game: all the drugs
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen: MUTT actually won an age!

This age i played as:Grog Skullsmash

Favourite empire: Swat
Least Fave empire: The Mercenaries
Most honorable empire: Mutt Fought to a great victory
Least honorable empire: The Mercenaries
Funniest Player: Lord Kalderpot (Kept looking at my ass!)
Favourite Player: Mal Havoc (Great player to play against or alongside!)
Least Fave player: The Rock ( cheating again!)
Most honorable player: Fate
Least honorable player: The Rock
Favourite Ally: Swat
Least Fave Ally:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: The Chaos ( I love him :P)
Most trustworthy leader: Coel (always looks out for his team)
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader: Mercanary
Player who spent too much time in the game: The Chaos
Most rebellious player: The Chaos
Most empire-minded player: River Reids

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name: El Zud
Most striking female player's name: Mister Postman :P
Most gender-confusing player's name: The One
Weirdest player's name: rectalinversion

Funniest event in the game: All the mesages I got from mutt players trying to figure out who the hell I was, and all the encouragement I got from there enemies for fighting so many of there top players.
Most Tragical event in the game: So many account transfers.
Favourite part of the game: Meeting new people, thanks to TDU for taking me in and making it a fun age.
Thing you hate most from the game: Loophole abusers
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

Your own criteria (2 max):

This age i played as: Fate

Favourite empire: MUTT, nice win
Least Fave empire:The, for not trying to go for empire win, would have been fun to see 3 empires go for it, instead of hitting Swat down
Most honorable empire:all fought honorable and stayed with theire allies
Least honorable empire:
Funniest Player:Quagmire and Fateslayer
Favourite Player:The pirate, even if I didnt really like your behaviour and wont ever play in an empire with you again, I really like to fight you
Least Fave player:Ger, think, first one I put in constant pm blocking
Most honorable player:
Least honorable player:Mal havoc, sorry least favourite player got to Ger, reason for Mal.. I hate people who come into a greatest feud and take advantage that the opponent cant attack back or afford to pay 2 trained up revenges and then sending stupid messages about not beeing an abled fighter (this I know without getting told by you)
Favourite Ally:DFK, this is simply an awesome long term relationship
Least Fave Ally:
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd:Bawbag, even when he is a nice guy, he acted like a BuB, i didnt trusted him in the beginning but decided to give him a chance, in the end he wanted to support his friends because he got the feeling we sent to much stuff to SWAT and forgot thet tmfe was doing the same with MUTT
Most trustworthy leader:Coel :-)
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader:N/A
Player who spent too much time in the game:too many ...
Most rebellious player:
Most empire-minded player:Whisker Biscuit, he built some of the expensive clan upgrades nearly alone only supported by Stitches and Guttersnipe

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:
Most striking female player's name:Echoplex, love to talk to her
Most gender-confusing player's name:
Weirdest player's name: tedalrwrliorm


Funniest event in the game:putting Ger on block and getting a message from a clanmate where Ger explained why he started to fight an economical war against an opponent who cant even buy back his lost mercs...maybe I was a little childish to put someone on block, but I really didnt wanted to talk to him at this moment and later we didnt had a chance to talk it over
Most Tragical event in the game:see Guttersnipe getting caught by his lady, even when we all told him that she will soon go on "wife mode" :-)
Favourite part of the game: having a good fight
Thing you hate most from the game:abusers and cheaters,
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:nothing, only a game

Your own criteria (2 max):
New experience:
First age as an Orc, interesting to learn a little how to play different from human. AND I love that you can be a real opponent to the leading Elves, really had fun this age

Player to learn fighting from:
The Pirate (Paul), if you ever decide to fight him expect to lose regs when you sleep 8 hours :-) he is really a tough opponent

This age i played as: The Bifocaled One/THE Legend Clan

Favourite empire: MOD: Age after age, they attract fine and fun mates who are also good and loyal fighters, true to their collective goals
Least Fave empire: None, really
Most honourable empire: MOD (see above)
Least honourable empire: None that I was aware of
Funniest Player: The Chaos: more for his outRAGEous antics than his one-liners --- Great fun to observe from a respectable distance, and loved the damage control we all tried to do!
Favourite Player: **Disclaimer upfront: Don’t assign a vote for me in this category, please, since I am about to name too many players from which to select a single favourite…
It is oh-so-tempting to mention my perennial favourites (Hiro, Kneel, Bippo, Drunken, DA, Unknown are among those who come to mind in that regard (with apologies to those I have not named here now) --- each of whom, as always, has my best and warmest sentiments for making every age I game here a worthwhile, fun experience).
But this age was highly unique, with the chance to game with verrry cool Golden Old’uns (like Dagger, Toast, Maniac, Deathie, Soul … and Rage, even!) Truly a highlight for me in v19: cool cats, all of you.
And also to meet players either new to me or new to the game: Duechtlands (loved you, Packer Fan non pareil!), Jukaa (hope you have more time to play next age, You), Whoempah (wow, you were hot hot HOT!), Firejay (always fun, always helpful while you were inclan with us)
Least Fave player: The Rock. Your online less-than-ethical behavior is getting really old. Straighten up, or leave the game, please.
Most honourable player: Sire, for abiding by and honouring his commitment to DFK this age, and all the while understanding why we couldn’t accept you as a visitor into THE while you transited between DFK clans.
Also: Special Mention to Whisker Biscuit --- who not only wonderfully distinguished himself by upholding all of MOD’s objectives while your chief was honeymooning (belated congrats, Canuck!), but also coolly supported the “Assault on BKs” initiative, setting aside whatever our respective Clan Embassy status showed.
Least honourable player: The Rock, and anyone else who knowingly abused the Spirit of the Rules.
Favourite Ally: MUTT. Really enjoyed following the chats ingame and on msn about how well we worked together this age. Congrats all round.
Least Fave Ally: None applicable
Backstabbing-untrustworthy bast*rd: No vote
Most trustworthy leader: The Danger --- what a cool, level-headed one you are! You were a terrific complement to dear Chaos, whose ingame psychological warfare didn’t at all detract from the fact that he had our empire goals in mind every step of the way! A fine and fun tagteam you were this age, you two --- but my vote goes to Dagger, without whom our clan might have faltered irreparably, it seems!
The shucks-i-wish(or I'm-glad)-he(she)-wasnt-my-leader: No vote
Player who spent too much time in the game: Lots come to mind, but it is perhaps easier for me to be saddened by those who had Too Little Time ingame when it most mattered. * The caRnAGE/Hiro, I’m talking to You, cool cat: One of these ages, hope you’ll have the chance to do a full GO run, and earn the accolades and have an age named for your efforts. Please go on vacation from your employment next time you get that close again!*
Most rebellious player: Maniac! I say that affectionately, and held my breath along with the rest of THE mates when you handed out so many high-ranked war revenges at the oddest times! You were one fine fighter, mate!
Most empire-minded player: My vote (from among THE many fine candidates) goes to Duech, who, as a brand new player and clan mate with barely enough pop to be Kill-Pop-eligible and still with single-digit recruiting, would ask how to make clan bank deposits, how to help mates higher-ranked than him, how to help in any way etiher by fighting or sending res/gold assets. That sort of dedicated attitude deserves anyone’s vote; I’d game with you again anytime, anywhere, Duech.
** Just occurred to me, Duech --- you remind me very much of Stitches/MOD, who it has been a true pleasure to watch grow into one fine player while keeping his sense of empire-mindedness ... Look out, Duech, I'm afraid I have very high hopes for you! **
And, back to this age --- surely Whoempah was totally outstanding, setting benchmarks that will be hard to beat in coming ages. You were fine fun to cavort with, Whoe :)
And I'd be remiss if I omitted mate Aba from this category, who perpetually made sure we had all the wood we needed at bargain basement prices ... *this wee dwarfess thanks you again, and glad to have seen that you spent our gold so wisely!*
Indeed, all THE mates were on the spot with merc relief/CB replenishment/mate account upgrades all age long, as well as GO Clock support, all of it delivered promptly whenever it was required, without fail. Really pleased to have been part of this fine gang of cats this age.

the 4 criterias below are refering to the names, not the players
Most striking male player's name:
Most striking female player's name:
Most gender-confusing player's name: Double-S daissy. I don't care what gender you are --- you were cool in all respects!
Weirdest player's name:

Funniest event in the game: The Chaos losing a reg while he ran a revenge to take back the GO clock. It’s been recounted earlier by others --- truly memorable and hilarious chat about it!
Most Tragical event in the game:
- That The caRnAGE had work obligations during the very time he became GO eligible.
- That, because I started the age five days late, I didn’t have the rank to run into players with whom I normally battle and trade cool messages. *IronFist, this one is for you, and it saddened me not to have shared this vodka bottle I always save for when I run across you. It might keep for another time, but no promises ...
Favourite part of the game: Spending time with both newer and older players alike keeps me logging on in here.
Thing you hate most from the game: That a select few players feel the need to abuse/not report to Bhaal the abnormalities in the game programme as they detect them.
Event worthy of telling in the pub/school canteen:

Your own criteria (2 max):