Tokusei Insanity!, Let the insanity... commence!

Table of Contents:
Chapter 1: The Beginning
Chapter 2: The Journey!
Chapter 3: The Great Adventure!
Chapter 4: The Evil Writer Block of DOOM!
Chapter 5: Princess in Peril! Showdown at Cliche Coral!
Chapter 6: Robot Pirate Island
Chapter 7: Tokusei Cafe
Chapter 8: Clones... Clones... Clones... I REALLY HATE CLONES!
Chapter 9: Tokusei Racing
Chapter 10: Tournament
Chapter 11: The Haunted Mansion
Chapter 12: Hydra
Chapter 13: From the Future
Chapter 14: The Fight for the Multiverse!

New Years Special 2008
Halloween Special 2008
Christmas Special 2008
New Years Special 2009
Valentine's Day Special 2009

Chapter 1: The Beginning
*After a week of Thanksgiving break*
Kai: Phew, with Thanksgiving over. Christmas is following and they’re already prepared with the Christmas specials and stuff!
Ryusuke: How was your Thanksgiving?
Kai: Nothing special, we just stayed home eating Chinese food we ordered.
Ryusuke: Okay… That doesn’t sound like an ideal Thanksgiving.
Kai: Sis’ always goes off with her friends and relatives are too far away for a visit.
Ryusuke: I see… Hey, why are we in script format?
Kai: Because, I’m thinking of making a humor fic.
Ryusuke: Oh my god, for real? Like, how long has it been since you’ve ever posted one of those?
Kai: Hm. Last year I think.
Ryusuke: You should go post it.
Kai: Good idea! I’ll be off!
*Kai rushes off to submit his humor fic*
Ryusuke: Hey, watch out for the-
*Before Ryusuke’s warning can be heard, a loud crash sounds*
Ryusuke: Um. Never mind but be careful of the-
*Another loud crash occurs. Before Ryusuke can even utter another warning, a series of other loud crashes follow. Despite suffering several injuries, Kai is still hellbent, intent in submitting his humor fic*
*After a while, Kai finally reaches the building*
Kai: Hey guys, I finally did it! I finally made a chapter for my humor fic!
*Much to his surprise, everything is empty and silence fills the air*
Kai: Umm…
*Everything fades black as the message “To be continued” appears....*
Kai: (Voice) Hey, where did everyone go?

Oh my god. Becky, look at that fic. It is so, funny!

Okay, someone shoot me.

But I love it! Keep writing! :3

Don't drop this one like you did with poor Hellfriede, bro. XD

Hellfriede: ._.;

Chapter 2: The Journey!

Narrator: Last time on Dragonball Z, Cell and Frieza fuse to form an ultimate being! Wait, wrong show… Anyways, last time on… Wait, this show doesn’t even have a title! Okay, this is just plain stupid. It’s worth a paycheck though.
*Last where we’re left off, Kai finds his precious Tokusei Domain empty and inactive… With no one to read his fic, how will he get reviews?*
Kai: Well, shit...
*Ryusuke arrives, panting after taking the long way to get there*
Ryusuke: Well you do have long periods of delays.
Kai: Well excuse me, it’s not my fault that my own development is more important! Anyways, what am I going to do now? With no one to read my fic, how am I supposed to get several reviews to feed my ego?
Ryusuke: You can always settle down and take a break.
Kai: No! Kai Yamato never settles down! You know what I’m going to do?
Ryusuke: Play that Yu-Gi-Oh dueling game like you usually do?
Kai: No, I’m going to… start a pointless and insane journey to restore Tokusei!
Ryusuke: Aw man, that?
Kai: Hell yes! With that, I’ll get tons of reviews! Now to make some recruitment… Kehehehe…
*Later…*
Kai: Darn, no one is willing enough to risk their worthless lives for the greater good!
Ryusuke: Maybe if you hadn’t been so forceful…
Kai: Are you kidding me? Forceful is the new way! In fact I have an idea! *Walks off*
Ryusuke: I can only imagine that this wouldn’t end so well. *Hears gagging* In fact, I’m right.
Kai: *Drags in Kohji and Drei tied up and gagged*
Kohji and Drei: Mmph!
Kai: *Removes the gags*
Kohji: What’s the meaning of this?!
Drei: I was reading Eyeshield! What’s the deal?!
Kai: I’m in need of two other members to the party for our journey to restore Tokusei. So, you with me?
Kohji: Does it look like we have much of a choice?
Kai: Good! *Unties them* Now choose your weapons!
*Drei and Kohji takes out swords*
Kai: ... What are you crazy? We have enough swords already here!
Kohji: Fine, asshole. *Picks up crossbow*
Drei: I’ll go with ninja. *Picks up fuuma shuriken*
Kai: What about you, Ryu?
Ryusuke: *Takes out flute*
Kai: *Raises eyebrow*
Ryusuke: What? I’m trying to avoid cliches here! *Plays*
Kai: Alright then... It’s settled! Together we are… the Three Musketeers! All for one! And one for all!
Ryusuke: Actually, there’s four of us.
Kai: Shut up muse.
Ryusuke: Yes sir. ._.
*With that, our ‘heroes’ depart on a journey to restore Tokusei! ... Yeah right. Meanwhile, the Z Warriors faces the ultimate being fused from Freeza and Cell!*
???: Bwahahahahahahaha! I am no longer Cell or Frieza! I am the ultimate fused being.. Cellza!
Vegeta: … You look like a piece of shit!
Cellza: What?!
Vegeta: That’s right, you look like something that came from someone’s vomit! This is so degrading! And your power level isn’t even OVER NINE THOUSAND! It’s cleaning time!
Gohan: I’m with you. *Cracking fist*
Gotenks: Let’s kick his ass!
Piccolo: This is really getting old.
Cellza: Wait a minute, aren’t you intimidated by our fearsome transformation?
Vegeta: Intimidated? Please, we laugh at you!
Cellza: Well crap...
Vegeta: FINAL... FLASH!!!
Gohan: KAMEHAMEHA!!!
Piccolo: SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!
Gotenks: SUPER GHOST KAMIKAZE ATTACK!
Cellza: OH SH-
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
To be continued!

Ah! xD Haha, Drei, Ryusuke, Kohji and Kai, off to save Tokusei! :]

Keep writing~ Or I kill you!

Chapter 3: The Great Adventure!
Kai stands with 1900 lifepoints, with Machiners Soldier (1600/1500) and Machiners Defender on his field, while his opponent have 3000 lifepoints and Five-Headed Dragon (5000/5000) on his field.
Opponent: Hahahahahaha. Make your move as it will be your last!
Kai: Very well then! It’s my turn! Draw! *Draws from his deck in his duel disk* I activate Premature Burial, paying eight hundred of my lifepoints to special summon my Machiners Sniper from my graveyard onto the field! (1800/800)
Opponent: Heh.
Kai: That’s not all, now I play Commander Covington! (1000/600) Now I activate his ability, by sending all of my Machiners into the graveyard to bring out… the ultimate combination! Kyuukyoku Gattai! Machiners Force! (4600/4100)
Opponent: Oh please, all of that just to bring out a monster with measly attack of forty six hundred against my Five-Headed Dragon’s five thousand attack? Pathetic!
Kai: It’s true that machines has limits, but without those limits, they can unleash their full potential! I play quick-play spell, Limiter Removal! Doubling my Machiners Force’s attack! (9200/4100)
Opponent: N-no way! Ninety-two hundred attack!?
Kai: By paying one thousand of my lifepoints, I shall attack! Machiners Force, annihilate him!
With that, Kai’s Machiners Force proceeds to blast Five-Headed Dragon to oblivion, causing the opponent to lose his last remaining lifepoints.
Ryusuke: Kai, what are you doing? We’re on an adventure!
Kai: Well, it was fun with all of that drama and stuff.
Kohji: You really never win that much in the game, do you?
Kai: Umm… Yes, but that’s not important right now. Let’s go!
Drei: What about him? *Points at the fallen opponent who took the blunt of the force from the attack*
Opponent: Oh…
Kai: Meh, he’ll be fine. I mean it’s just a card game! *Takes out duel disk off of his arm and tosses it aside*
Erm… With that done, the group departs to go back to their journey.
Opponent: … I think I fell on my keys.
*Coming soon! Yu-Gi-Oh: Heart of Duelist!*
Kohji: Knock it off.
Kai: Hey, it wouldn’t hurt to advertise a bit!
Meanwhile, our ‘heroes’ progress on their journey.
Kohji: *Sighs* Have we even accomplish anything in this adventure?
Kai: We did loot a random village pass by.
Ryusuke: Mwuahahahahahaha! Babes! Violence! And alcohol!
Kai, Kohji, and Drei: *Stares at Ryusuke weirdly* O_O
Ryusuke: What?
Kohji: Anyways, what are we even doing?
Kai: To restore Tokusei!
Kohji: And how are we even going to do that?
Kai: … Ya know, I never even thought about it! XP
Everyone else falls.
Kohji: What?! All of that for nothing?!
Kai: Oh cheer up, at least we get to do crazy stuff like killing and looting…
Ryusuke: Hey guys, I found our MacGuffin! And best of all, it comes with a villain!
Kai: Sweet, hot-blooded adventures here we come! What is it?
Ryusuke: Umm… It’s called… The shiny stone that grants wishes!
Kohji: Gee, what a name.
Ryusuke: Meh, they couldn’t think of a more original name.
Drei: Why am I the only one here who doesn’t have much dialogue in here?
Kai: Quiet you. Anyways, a good way to start an adventure is an easy to defeat first boss!
With that said, the first boss appeared.
First boss: Hi, I’m the first boss. To advance to your insane and pointless journey, you must go through me- UGH!
Before the first boss even finish his sentence, the group already finished him off.
Kai: Piece of cake!
Kohji: Hmph. What a waste.
Drei: Too easy.
Ryusuke: *Still playing the flute*
Kohji: Knock it off.
After that was taken care of, our ‘heroes’ proceed to go on their journey.
Drei: Say when are we going to meet the villain? (Finally I talked!)
Kai: I don’t know, usually they would appear out of nowhere and attack us, telling us their sinister plot.
Few minutes later… What he said just happened.
Kai: Wow, that was quick.
Villain: Hi, I’m the villain of this adventure; I am after the shiny stone that grants wishes for my own ambitious and selfish desire.
Kai: But what are you going to wish for?
Villain: None of your business.
Kai: Then let’s fight for no absolute reason!
They fought the villain and get defeated swiftly. They lie on the ground incapacitated.
Kai: Damn…
Ryusuke: My spleen!
Villain: Hmph. Pathetic, meet me when you progress further in your waste of a time adventure. *Leaves*
Later…
Kai: Ya know what would be good? We’ll train harder and meet up with him later so we’ll be able to defeat him!
Kohji: Can’t we just go through with the journey and not go with that?
Drei and Ryusuke: Yeah!
Kai: Nah, this is more fun. Commence, ‘Kai Yamato Grinding!’
They train for four days by killing monsters and then they meet up with the villain again.
Villain: Didn’t I told you to meet me when you made further progress?
Kai: No way, we’re going to finish this faster! Right, guys?
The others are too tired too reply after four days of endless training.
Kai: Umm…
Villain: So much for your team.
Kai: Bah, I can kick your ass on my own!
The villain proceeds to make Kai eat his own words by beating him senseless in no less than a minute.
Kai: Ow…
Villain: Hmph. What a waste of time. *Leaves*
Drei: You see, Kai? This is what you get for trying to make shortcuts.
Kai: Oh shut up, Drei.
To be continued…

MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! :]

PRIVATELY, MANA, IN PRIVATE. O:

But I LIKE out in public... it gives me chills my neck, down my spine all the way down to my LALALALALAL how are you?

Lmao xD

Heh heh...you took that out of Makai Kingdom. XD

*Rachel wipes the tears of mirth away from her eyes.*

Celiza, classic.

Chapter 4: The Evil Writer’s Block of DOOM!
*In their extremely fantastic wondeful journey, our “heroes” are... recruiting?*
Kohji: So tell me, why are we doing this?
Kai: Cause we need to balance everything in our team. All four of us are physical attackers.
Drei: Not our fault that everyone around here likes to use swords.
Ryusuke: Except me! =D
Kai: Yeah, yeah. We get the idea. So hopefully, we’ll get a healer or a mage.
Drei: I can be the healer.
Kai: Yeah right, buddy. Everyone knows that all healers are girls.
Drei: But-
Kai: Moving on. Oh lookie, someone’s coming!
???: Hi guys!
Kai: ... Oh great. It’s him. Kyuto.
Kyuto: Can I be in this fic?
Kai: No.
Kyuto: Can I join your party?
Kai: Access denied.
Kyuto: But-
Kai: Enough. *Presses button*
Kyuto: *Fells through a trapdoor* Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! *SPLASH!* ... Ow.
Kai: Next.
???: Hi guys!
Kai: Oh hey Mana. We can’t have your sexual jokes in this fic since we want to be reader friendly.
Mana: D= Awww! Can’t I at least be in? I can be the mage! <3
Kai: Fine. Since we need to balance our team. Let’s see what you got.
*In the field, where they encounter random group of monsters as a theme battle music plays*
Kai: Alright, here’s how it goes. We kill them, get EXP, and loot. Got it?
Mana: Yes!
Kai: Good! Charge! *Charges at them*
Mana: Lightning! *Casts spell*
Kai: *Gets electrocuted* *Falls* ... You did that on purpose!
Mana: Oh no, you just got in the way. That’s all. D:
Kai: Argh... Fine. I’ll attack them from this side. Hyaaah! *Charges*
Mana: Fire! *Casts spell*
Kai: *Gets caught on fire* AHHHH!!! I’M ON FIRE! STOP! DROP! AND ROLL! *Rolls across the ground*
Mana: Awww... Too hot for you? How about I’ll make it colder! Ice! *Casts spell*
Kai: *Gets encased in ice* C-cold!
Mana: Make up your mind. >3 *Kept on casting fire and ice spells on him*
Monsters: ... *Leaves*
*Victory fanfare*
*EXP: 0*
*Money: 0*
*Items: None*
Mana: So how did I do? ;D
Kai: *Lying on the ground in pain* ... *Holds out card* We’ll call you.
*Later*
Kai: So much for that... Ow. My back.
Ryusuke: So what’s next?
Kai: Let’s see here... ?!! What the? I can’t think of anything that will happen next!
Ryusuke: What?! You can’t have writer’s block right now! Unless...
Boisterous voice: Bwahahahahahaha! That’s right! Bow before me! The awesome and mighty Evil Writer’s Block of Doom!
*From the thunderous clouds, a booming figure descends*
Kohji: ... It’s a block.
Writer’s Block: Bwahahahahahahahaha! That’s right! You are powerless before me!
Kohji: Oh yeah? Jigen Kizu! *Nothing happens* ... Huh? O_O
Writer’s Block: Fools! None of your attacks will work! Cause all of them are made from creativity!
Drei: Like Kohji have any.
Writer’s Block: And you can’t progress the story as long as I’m around!
Kai: Damn! What are we supposed to do?
Ryusuke: Hmm... *Light bulb pops up* I got it! *Walks off*
Kai: I wonder what he’s going to do.
Kohji: *Shrugs* I dunno.
Ryusuke: *Walks in, holding a bazooka* Say hello to my little friend!
Kai, Kohji, and Drei: O_O
Writer’s Block: What’s that going to do? Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! I told you! Your attacks won’t work! So that means I’m invincible-
Ryusuke: *Fires*
Writer’s Block: Oh sh- *BOOM!*
Drei: So... If we can’t do anything that uses thinking, how did you do it?
Ryusuke: Actually... I wasn’t thinking at all.
Kai, Kohji, and Drei: WHAT?!
Kai: Welp, with that taken care of. We can move on with the story!
Kohji: When will this be over?
Ryusuke: Like never. ^^;
*Meanwhile*
Alba: So, is he going to start on our series yet? >>
Seth: I don’t think so…
Hellfriede: When is he going to start working on my series?! ._.
To be continued…

This post has been edited by Kai Yamato on Feb 12 2009, 08:31 AM

LMAO! xD You better call me. Haha, that's hilarious... finally I make an appearance! :]

The next chapter will have to wait a bit, I have two specials planned. The New Years Special which is practically an overview of the year 2007 with some wackiness concerning stuff like video games, TV shows, and other events. Getting help with Ryusuke on this one.

And a Valentines Special, don't worry no cliche love crap, just some trouble with a pair of cupids suddenly pairing two boys.

New Years Special
-It is the year of 2008, eight years after the third millennium and two years before the decade, we now start this very special with our hosts Kai and Ryusuke-
Kai: -Sitting on the director’s seat- Hey, I’m Kai Yamato, head admin of Tokusei forums, the writer of this fic, the creative mind behind four original works in progress, the baddest ass-kicking half-demon in RP, the-
Ryusuke: -Clears throat, interrupting his gloating-
Kai: Oh and this is Ryusuke, the co-host.
Ryusuke: That’s right and the writer of upcoming Eve of Fire.
Alba: -Off screen- And co-writer of Panzer that is if he’s even part of the project at all.
Seth: -Off screen, nodding-
Kai: Hey, I didn’t pay you guys to talk!
Fenri: -Off screen- We get paid?
Hellfriede: -Off screen- Are you going to work on my story soon?
Kai: Anyways, as I was saying we’re going to be looking back at the year 2007 and see what the wonderful times it has given us-
Kyuto: -Abruptly enters- Hey Kai, can I be in the fic?
Kai: -Hurls shuriken-
Kyuto: -Dodges- Ha! Ya missed! –Not knowing that the shuriken was exactly aimed at him, it cuts the nearby rope causing the sandbags falls on him- Ow.
Kai: Anyways, as I was saying, let’s look back at the year 2007.
Ryusuke: And see what has it offered us.
Kai: The year before that, the Wii and Playstation 3 was released, joining the Xbox360 and sparkling the new era of video gaming. While the Gamecube and Xbox are discontinued, the Playstation 2 is still running with lots of support.
Ryusuke: Of course, as usual, there are not much interesting games as several hyped titles are delayed to this year.
Shoku: -In the audience- >.>;; Nonsense, Ridge Racer 7 is a good game!
Kai: We’ll look at the latest .Hack series, .Hack//G.U.
Ryusuke: G.U. takes place seven years after the original .Hack games, with Haseo as the main character.
Kai: Like Kite, he’s a Twin Blade but his class is an Adept Rogue, allowing him to pick two to three classes. That makes it a three in one deal!
Ryusuke: -Whispers to the audience- More like four in one later on. –Gets hit by a thrown rock-
Cain: Ryusuke, stop spoiling for the audience. >>
Ryusuke: Yessir.
Kai: Of course, there’s also screaming. Lots of them.
-Cues montage of video clips (Courtesy of Youtube user Zer0theBurninator) –
Ryusuke: I ever wonder if people in the house hear them.
Kai: Boy, wouldn’t that be a scene? Anyways, with Megaman Zero and Megaman Battle Network having met their conclusion, we deal with a new Megaman. No… Two! Two Megaman in one year! Megaman ZX and Megaman Star Force! How amazing is that?
Ryusuke: Of course, Classic and X series have yet to be finished.
Mega and X: -In the audience- ;;
Kai: Especially, the other one that everyone probably has forgotten by now.
-Meanwhile in space-
Volnutt: Help! I’ve been stuck here for eight years!
Mario: -Flying by- Super Marioooooooooooooooooooo Galaxy!
Luigi: Waaaah! –Crashes-
Volnutt: O_O
-Back to the show-
Kai: Yup, he’ll probably forever remain in a cliffhanger. Anyways, let’s see here… Ah yes, the new generation of Pokemon Diamond & Pearl! Probably the biggest Pokemon game yet!
Ryusuke: The length is incredibly big; it takes a very long time to get to the next town, and the artificial intelligence for the opponents are fierce! It never took this long to finish a battle!
Kai: -Fumbling with his Pokemon Diamond- Agh! Stop it! Stop it! Damn you Palmer! –Puts it away- Anyways, one of the flaws in this game is the lack of new fire types. The only new fire types in this generation is like... what? Five? Jesus Christ, Gamefreak, can’t you think of anything else? I could barely beat the grass gym without ‘em!
Ryusuke: Of course, some Pokemon are left out in the opportunities of getting a new moveset such as the Eeveelutions for a huge example. Because of the split with the special attack and physical attack, some Pokemon have noticeably gotten weaker or stronger.
Kai: Nevertheless, with its wi-fi connection and global influence, it has plunge into another big Pokemon trend!
Ryusuke: Of course, the Global Trading System is the flaw. I mean seriously, a level 5 Turtwig for a level 100 Mew? This is just plain ridiculous!
Kai: And it’s still vulnerable for hacking. Nintendo has yet to go somewhere to prevent this.
Ryusuke: With the video games category done, let’s move onto other stuff.
Kohji: -In the audience- No Halo 3 and Guitar Heroes?
Kai: Umm… We didn’t get those games.
Kohji: Lame. –Leaves-
Kai: Anyways, one of the most notable thing done last year… Let’s look at Toonami. Ryusuke, summarize.
Ryusuke: With pleasure. -Light shines on him, clearing throat- The sun sets on a world without Toonami. The once mysterious T.O.M. is now reduced to a freakin' knockoff of Thomas the Tank Engine! The lineup is now plagued by ninjas...only they're not ninjas...they're WIZARDS! Wizards from another world, man! And, they've gone through strings of arcs doing the same thing!
Sasuke: -Tapping on the table, doing the exam-
Kai: Yup. Now look at TOM.
Tom: -Enters- Yes?
Kai: Not you, Tom.
Tom: Oh my bad. I’ll be taking my leave then. ^^;; o.o;; -Leaves-
Kai: Anyways, look at TOM. Does this look like TOM to you? Definitely not! What the hell were they thinking?
Ryusuke: To make matters worst, we’re plagued with two more new characters with the same face.
Kai: The one of the good things that Cartoon Network did is removing Miguzi…
Shoku: -In the audience- And putting Adult Swim on Friday Nights. ^.^;
Kai: But their programs are… complete… piece of… crap! Look at Out of Jimmy’s Head, have you ever seen a series that bad? Their jokes aren’t even that funny!
Ryusuke: Not only that, they have sold themselves to live shows just to gain ratings.
Kai: In other words, they’re trying to be like Fox. They have Goosebumps almost everyday on October! And hell, they still showed it after Halloween is over! And guess what? It took over two fours of the lineup before Toonami! What the hell, man? What the hell?!
Ryusuke: Moving on to another topic, the collapse of Geneon. A very sad, sad day for us in the anime world as they have given us high quality dub such as Trigun and Samurai Champloo.
Kai: Indeed. We lost one of the best dubbing companies in anime; they still got some stuff to finish though.
Ryusuke: Looks like that’s it for now. –Skimming through script- You didn’t even gotten that far?
Kai: What else am I supposed to review? There were many stuff happening at the same time!
Ryusuke: Well, Happy New Years to all and a good night!
Alba: -Looks at calendar- It’s January 8.
-Cracks!-
Kai: Overdue?! Aw man!
-Happy 2008, everybody!-