This is a forum game I picked up from the Legends Station. Let me quickly explain the rules.

This is a never ending game, in which someone will post a wish, then the next person will have to say "Granted", and then say what the corruption is. After that, they state their own wish and the cycle continues.

EXAMPLE
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Dosu:
I wish this game wasn't so stupid.

Emerald:
Granted.

The game is now chess, your life hangs in the balance, and your opponent is Deep Blue. Good luck.

I wish *yadda yadda yadda...*

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Get the idea? Okay then, I'll let someone else ask the first wish, and then we can start this thing.

I wish no one could time-travel in reality.

Granted.

Now everyone can only time travel in fiction, and every single book, movie, and song will be focused on the theme of time travel for the foreseeable future.

I wish the sequel to Arkham Asylum was already out.

Granted.

The sequel has been released, after several production interruptions and negotiations between different developers. Eventually the game fell into the hands of the same people who helped make Halo, and the game itself tanks. Hard.

I wish I had the ability to shapeshift.

Granted

you shape shift into a mouse and are eaten by a snake

I wish I ran the world

Granted.

Christian extremists accuse you of being the anti-Christ for uniting all the nations on earth, and you are assassinated in front of a live studio audience.

I wish my laptop was faster.

Granted

but it runs at such a fast speed it starts on fire.

I wish I could be frozen to see the future

Granted

Too bad the freeze chamber malfunctions and you are frozen for over 12 million years. Super advanced humans then find you and use your lifeless body as a puppet.

I wish I had no more wishes.

Granted

You don't have anymore wishes. Too bad you can't wish away the giant meteor heading for earth

I wish I could freeze time

I have this exact topic somewhere.

I'll find it later.

Might be at BWA though.

Granted

You find the wish with a twist game but it turns out that Xeon won your game

I wish the same wish

Granted.

You wish the same wish which is to wish the wish previously wished. Your head explodes from the paradox it has created.

I was I had my dreamcast with me.

Granted

But you dropped it at the airport and now it is broken

I wish I had an NES

Granted

Enjoy your National Elections Studies.

I don't wish for everything.

Granted.

You get a free toaster.

I wish that I could read minds.

Granted.

But people's perverted thoughts leave you scarred and blind. :c

I wish I had wings.

Granted.

You have wings, but they're stubby like a kiwi's.

I wish that I had a bowl of rice right now.

Granted.

But the rice bowl comes to life as Fried Ricer, and attacks you with anime flair.

I wish I had a candy bar.

Granted, but the candy bar is actually a cheetah's ass
I wish to go to the festival

You go to the festival but are raped.

I wish I could not exist

Granted.

But because you don't and never had existed, the wish you made didn't happen and you come back into existence with nothing changed.

I wish I could divide by zero.

OH SHI-

Granted.

But your calculator runs out of batteries two seconds after you turn it on.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener.

Granted.

You are left out to rot in the sun.

I wish I had my PS3 had a bigger hard drive.

It does, but its broken.

I wish you couldn't think up a way to corrupt this wish

Granted.

...

I wish I could communicate using only ellipses.

...

...

Granted.

Your period key is now broken.

I wish the next person would wish this wish.

Granted, but the resulting paradox breaks the universe.

I wish Germany.

Granted, but BACKPFEIFENGESICHT

I wish my hair wasn't wet.

Granted; your hair is now tacos.

I wish for pancakes.

Granted, but you have no syrup. :c

I wish I had a Medigun.

Granted, but it's a PMSing Kritzkreig.

I wish for syrup.

Granted, but it's from a poisonous maple tree and unfit for consumption by any living/un-living thing.

I wish for a yellow submarine.

Granted.

It's an ugly shade of baby poop.

I wish I had some Tic Tacs.

Granted.

Here are your candy coated cyanide tablets.

I wish I had better things to do with my time than dig up info on TKRKS Land.

Granted.

You now get to dig up info on TKRKS's enitre new forum, because you have absolutely nothing else to do.

I wish someone would wish something for me.

Granted.

I wish for you to have a long life and good health, until you die in the most horrible way imaginable.

I wish I could have thought of a better wish.

You do, but you forgot it.

I don't wish.

Not Granted.

I wish for the ultimate comeback.