Corrupt The Wish Game

[Blood Wolf]

The game objective is to corrupt someone else's wish, and then post your own.

Example:

Me: I wish I had a banana.
Someone else: Granted, its rotten.

So, here goes nothing:

I wish I could draw much better.

[LeviWolstrom]

Granted, but others steal your work.

I wish I had something better to say.

[Blood Wolf]

Granted, but it sucks, and everybody makes fun of you for it.

I wish that The Conspiracy really existed so I could meet all of the characters.

[johnny_jones]

Granted, but they would kill you because you would knew about the Conspiracy

I wish I was a millionaire

[Madcat]

Granted : but you die just after you recive the money.

I wish i was omnipotent

[timmiboi]

Granted, then you've got more than 6 billion people who will need your help/ judgment.

I wish the Conspiracy would draw itself

[Typo]

It does, for about a week. Then it loses interest. Also the art quality kind of dropped oer said week.

I wish this fricking headache would go away already.

[Madcat]

It does then you find out its a tumor and you have only 1 hour to live.

I wish i could read minds and see the future.

[Blood Wolf]

Granted, but you the experience causes you to become permanently scared, and haunts you for the rest of your life, and then haunts your soul.

I wish songs on Itunes were free.

[Typo]

The major labels throw up their hands and completely give up, and suddenly recording studios become really rare.

I wish I could focus.

[Blood Wolf]

Granted, but you focus too much on one thing while crossing the street, and you don't want to see the result.

I wish that my homework would do itself.

[lolstaz]

Granted.It has bad handwriting, takes 4x the time it should and draws cartoon penises all over the page.

i wish i wasn't such a jerk

[Typo]

Granted. Instead, you've become the least interesting person to walk the earth, and before long no one even seems to be able to tell you're there.

I wish there were more hours in the day for sleep. X_X

[Blood Wolf]

Granted, but then some big dude with a Samurai sword robs you're house while you're using those hours.

I wish I had an M1 Garand.

[Typo]

Granted. However, it's been severely damaged, and will probably explode if fired.

I wish my laptop was faster.