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 DON'T MISS THIS OFFER! ONE-TIME ONLY!
Lien
  Posted: Jun 16 2006, 04:52 AM


;_;


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Attention:

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All he asks is a caring, and loving environment with warmth and kindness, as well as the occasional video game or two (preferably NHL 2006).

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d0ddi0slave
Posted: Jun 16 2006, 04:56 AM


Such a shame that I didn't know by now


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...I think...for once...I honestly have nothing at all to say....

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Queen Asshat
Posted: Jun 16 2006, 10:54 PM


THE ASSHAT QUEEN!


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I ACCEPT!
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Lien
Posted: Jun 18 2006, 10:49 PM


;_;


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QUOTE
Twenty year old male looking for a sweet female.


You can't qualify, Slack, sorry. Plus we auctioned him off to Jenn.
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mitsuko2
Posted: Jun 19 2006, 12:37 PM


Amanda loves you!


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................................................................................................................................... Is he good in bed??? ;)
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d0ddi0slave
Posted: Jun 19 2006, 01:08 PM


Such a shame that I didn't know by now


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Fixed Mistuko's marginfuckage of the thread, and...*le sigh*

*headdesk*
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mitsuko2
Posted: Jun 19 2006, 01:59 PM


Amanda loves you!


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sorry......... :(
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d0ddi0slave
Posted: Jun 19 2006, 02:06 PM


Such a shame that I didn't know by now


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LOL.

No worries, just try not to marginfuck the thread and all. ;)

Though why I'm worrying about a thread that's auctioning me off to the highest bidder...*sigh*

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mitsuko2
Posted: Jun 19 2006, 02:18 PM


Amanda loves you!


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I will pay any amount!!!!!!!!! Dodd is MINE!!!!!!! MINE, MINE, MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pays Lien any amount she asks* Yes!!! *drags dodd off into her sex chaimber and has her.... ahem, "way" with him* :D
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Minase
Posted: Jun 19 2006, 04:29 PM


The Musical Sportsman


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QUOTE (mitsuko2 @ Jun 19 2006, 02:18 PM)
I will pay any amount!!!!!!!!! Dodd is MINE!!!!!!! MINE, MINE, MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pays Lien any amount she asks* Yes!!! *drags dodd off into her sex chaimber and has her.... ahem, "way" with him* :D

You are bloody weird.
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LadyMakaze
Posted: Jun 19 2006, 06:24 PM


Savage Intent.


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Sorry, Mitsuko, we've already auctioned him off to someone, though I hear she's trying to sell him off as a trannie hooker. Try your luck with her. :P
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mitsuko2
Posted: Jun 19 2006, 07:00 PM


Amanda loves you!


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How can I contact her!!!??? (desparate)
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riserugu
Posted: Jun 19 2006, 07:58 PM


just another daydream...


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QUOTE (Minase @ Jun 19 2006, 12:29 PM)
QUOTE (mitsuko2 @ Jun 19 2006, 02:18 PM)
I will pay any amount!!!!!!!!! Dodd is MINE!!!!!!! MINE, MINE, MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pays Lien any amount she asks* Yes!!! *drags dodd off into her sex chaimber and has her.... ahem, "way" with him*  :D

You are bloody weird.

:mellow:

That's the understatement of the moment.
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Lien
Posted: Jun 19 2006, 08:18 PM


;_;


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You'll have to try my friend, Jenn. She bought him fair and square with imaginary money.
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