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 SOTF Roast of Slacker, The best birthday present he can get!
Queen Asshat
Posted: May 30 2006, 06:27 PM


THE ASSHAT QUEEN!


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With my fifteenth birthday coming up I suppose I would want to do something less traditional for my internet party goers, the obvious choice would to make an ego inflation topic, but everyone at SOTF knows that I fail to go for the obvious. This topic is the Survival of the Fittest roast of Slacker. Every body just take a post to blast me and lower my self-esteem, thatís the best birthday present an angst teen can receive!

So, yeah have fun slandering my image!
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LadyMakaze
Posted: May 30 2006, 07:34 PM


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HAVE A VERY VERY MEDIOCRE BIRTHDAY SLACK!

Birthday beheading ^.^ Yay *grabs axe*
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Queen Asshat
Posted: May 30 2006, 08:22 PM


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Maka, this is my roast topic, my birthday is on Thursday :P , but you don't need an execuse to behead me, do you?
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Swoosh
Posted: May 31 2006, 02:22 PM


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Hullo, OURAN HOST CLUB SIG. *attacks Maka*

I'll take the left arm?
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LadyMakaze
Posted: May 31 2006, 05:19 PM


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*is attacked* Damn right! My favourite are the twins Hitachiin, Kaoru and Hikaru. ^_^

Go ahead! I call right arm. And the legs. And the head. And all else that's attached ^_^
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riserugu
Posted: May 31 2006, 11:25 PM


just another daydream...


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*shakes fist*

Damn you Maka and Swoosh-wife.

You've got me addicted to Ouran Host Club. I've been looking for something new to watch, because the new episode for Bleach didn't come out this week... so I got to searching youtube, and damn it.

:D
And you lot can have whatever on him, just leave me some of the inner workings to knit with. I could make a pretty hat or a sweater! =D
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Queen Asshat
Posted: Jun 1 2006, 12:29 AM


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I'm fifteen today! So, yeah fools! THE ROAST AS OFFICIALLY BEGUN! START THE INSULTS!
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riserugu
Posted: Jun 1 2006, 12:35 AM


just another daydream...


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Well officially speaking, you're only fifteen in my neck of the world.

But mah, mah. It's all good...
Insults, insults.
Mmm. I don't even think doing that much for you is worth my time, I think I'd much rather enjoy watching Maka and Swoosh have thier way with you. ;D
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Queen Asshat
Posted: Jun 1 2006, 12:38 AM


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What's this about Maka and Swoosh having their way with me?
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riserugu
Posted: Jun 1 2006, 12:44 AM


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Mm, Sadly I don't think it's the "have thier way with you" the way you might like it.

Unless you like having your limbs torn from your body, and inners removed so they can be used to make interesting clothing wear.

In which case, well... >: Don't you have a interesting little fetish.
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LadyMakaze
Posted: Jun 1 2006, 01:00 AM


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*decorates a tree with Slacker's internal organs and drapes his intestines around it like tinsel*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLACKER! :D I MADE YOU A BIRTHDAY TREE! ^__^
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Queen Asshat
Posted: Jun 1 2006, 01:03 AM


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QUOTE
In which case, well... >: Don't you have a interesting little fetish.


Don't judge me...
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d0ddi0slave
Posted: Jun 1 2006, 05:10 AM


Such a shame that I didn't know by now


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Happy Birthday you sick bastard.

:)
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Swoosh
Posted: Jun 1 2006, 07:03 PM


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QUOTE (Ladymakaze @ May 31 2006, 06:19 PM)
*is attacked* Damn right! My favourite are the twins Hitachiin, Kaoru and Hikaru. ^_^

Ohhh I LOVE the twins. Me and my friend pretend we're them, she's Hikaru cause she's a lot more seme than I am, haahahaha! I love Honey and Mori as well, and Tamaki, ohhh I love them allll. (except Haruhi and Kyouya.)

And Happy Birthday, Slacker, m'boy.

(hey Maka, when are we gonna start severing his... you know? *grabs rusty knife*)
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LadyMakaze
Posted: Jun 2 2006, 02:04 AM


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HAH! I love all of them, even if Kyoya is such a damn businessman. One person I find annoying is Renge....I was practically thinking, "OMG, PWNED!!" When Kyoya smashed her camera lens.

And ooh yes.... *grabs rusty hedgeclippers and prances around like scissorman* Heeere Slacky slacky slacky...Snickety snack, I gots a PRESENT for you. ^.^

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