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 Totally PWNED!!!, Cause I wanna laugh at you poor fools >>
asano
Posted: Sep 22 2005, 11:45 PM


15-year-old Sex Buddha, bitches! PWNED! <3


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XD
Linky please!
I wanna read that!

...I mean, I'm sorry for your loss...>>
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Kuze
Posted: Sep 22 2005, 11:46 PM


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its somewhere in the active river thread

and suuure you are :P
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riserugu
Posted: Sep 22 2005, 11:52 PM


just another daydream...


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PWNED

It's somewhere down toward the bottom....
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asano
Posted: Sep 22 2005, 11:55 PM


15-year-old Sex Buddha, bitches! PWNED! <3


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I don't have time to read it, but I will when I get back.
>>

And I promise you...I will laugh at it hysterically feel pity in an extreme sense of the word.
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riserugu
Posted: Sep 22 2005, 11:57 PM


just another daydream...


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Oh, yes. I'm sure.

Just remember, I can spite some Mod power on you. ;)

Joking of course.

... or am I? :ph43r:


:lol:
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d0ddi0slave
Posted: Sep 23 2005, 02:04 AM


Such a shame that I didn't know by now


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Heh, yeah...I guess I did kind of inflict some hurt on Blaine. And to think, that has been my only kill thusfar from any of my characters.

Um, as far as PWNage goes, one of my characters, Andrew...um, he got struck by lightning, his wheelchair fell off a cliff, he fell out of it, hit a rock, bounced in mid-air, got hit by his wheelchair, knocked onto the sand, and then drowned as the tide rose.

So yeah, poor Andrew got PWNED by God.

:P
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guitarjack87
Posted: Sep 23 2005, 04:41 AM


This is the field where soul meets body


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My dude Jimmy got his hand chopped off and then got hatcheted to death by good old blaine...who was then pwned by adam.
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asano
Posted: Sep 23 2005, 11:34 PM


15-year-old Sex Buddha, bitches! PWNED! <3


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Oh my god.
Jimmy...poor him.
XD

But, as far as hilarious pwnage goes, I think Andrew takes the cake.
Wow.
That sucks to no end in reality, but since it's text, and I don't have any connection to the characters [like Chigusa, or Kawada, or Shinji...etc], I could care less.
Needless to say, that is fucking FUNNY.
SERIOUSLY!!!
XDD
NICE!!!


MEEP!!!
*hides from Riserugu*
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asano
Posted: Sep 24 2005, 08:45 PM


15-year-old Sex Buddha, bitches! PWNED! <3


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Hate to double post, but this deserves a new post.

...I will award cookies to whoever reads this ENTIRE POST.
Asano on a .hack site was emotionally pwned. XD
BTW, for those who don't know, .hack takes place in an MMORPG-ish thing.
So that's why I refer to connection problems.
Don't ask about the other stuff...like the Death Clock...XD


[begin uber-post]
{Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Kiyo on Sept 22, 2005, 7:35

Keywords: Savage Drifting Galleon
Weather: Warm; Sprinkling
Field type: Special

Description: You gate in at the bow of the pirate ship, looking back at the entire setup. To reach the crow's nest, you can climb the support nets that stretch down in four places from the central pole. At the stern of the ship can be found a rotational short-range telescope and the steering wheel for the whole rig that is coincidentally locked in place.
Down below the deck can be found the captain's quarters, the crew's board room, the battlement level, and then the lower-level storage station.
Up above the crows nest, a black flag flies with the skull and cross-bones embroidered onto it in white. The water is fairly steady, aside from the occassional wave that collides with the ship's side, causing the whole structure to rock and creak.


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Asano on Today at 12:16

Asano slowly faded in, looking around once more.
He felt the rocking of the ship, but it wasn't bad. He liked being out on the water, but he rarely was able to.
He listened to the creeking of the vessel, watching the water.

He realized he was standing on the tip of the...pointy thing coming off the bow, holding one of the sails in place.
Ph34r my descriptive skillz.


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Skythe on Today at 12:19

~gates in~

The small rings of gold circled downwards as Skythe's form blurred and appeared in the field. He was instantly assaulted by a powerful salty wind coming off the sea. He glanced around curiously, and began walking inwards towards the middle of the ship. He hadn't yet realized Asano was there.


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Asano on Today at 12:22

Asano heard the entrance of another, turning to see who had interrupted his peace and quiet.
[/idiocy]
Seriously, he wondered who it was, just to see.

...
Ah, Skythe.
He grinned a bit.
"Hey, Skythe! How ya doing?" He was still a bit elated over that quest.
And the gold.
Gotta get the gold.
GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<!!
[/spamishstuff]

Anyway.


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Skythe on Today at 12:25

He turned as he heard a familiar voice behind him. When he saw that it was Asano, he smiled, bringing his hands up in a slight wave. He walked in the direction Asano was in, hands stuffed in pockets as usual.

"Hey! You had to leave so quickly. You should have stayed around. Did you get the awesome custom move that we were all given? That quest sure was fun if difficult."


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Asano on Today at 12:31

Asano grinned.
He felt like smacking Skythe, but neh.
"Yeah, I did. Wouldn't have known it, though, if I hadn't checked myself." -_-;

"It was. That angelic move...hoh, man, that kicked major ...butt." He censored himself, cause he knew Skythe wasn't gung-ho with swearing.
XD
Asano's being considerate!
OMG!

Anyway.

"Don't think I've used something so cool in a while."

Now, if he mentions the Time to Die clock, or Countdown to Death clock, I think he needs to go to a mental hospit---
"All the better cause I swear, I saw a little stopwatch. It counted down till when any projectile I was gonna use would hit...like what I think they used back in WW2, on subs."
>>;;

Right then.
Let's see what Skythe does.


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Skythe on Today at 12:38

He looked at Asano with one eyebrow raised.

"Are you sure you got enough sleep? Maybe you should go to bed and get some more. I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to see 'clocks' in your vision. Are you sick? Maybe you should see a doctor..."

Yes, he was worried Asano was losing it. Last he checked, clocks weren't supposed to appear when someone fought a monster. >>


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Asano on Today at 12:41

Asano also cocked an eyebrow.
"Er...you never see one?"
He twitched.
Um.
Why did he say that, exactly?

"Er...I got over 10 hours of sleep...um...I wasn't drunk then..."
I think.

Considering how he fought, he couldn't have been drunk.
Or high.

Wait, he doesn't do drugs, though. So that's out.
What...did he accidently take too much asperin? [sp?]


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Skythe on Today at 12:47

He chuckled a bit nervously.

"Eh, right. No I didn't see anything. But yeah, that one move was awesome," he said, trying to get off the topic of Asano being crazy. "I handed you an sp recovering item and BAM it got hit badly."

Next thing you know, he'll be seeing pixies...


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Asano on Today at 12:52

Asano's connection fizzled, individual pixles becoming visible for some
time.
He blinked, his connection returning. There was no outside evidence of
his connection almost dying on him (>.<!), but he felt it.
"God...damn...I just saw pixles. I think my---" His connection wavered
once more, cutting off the rest of the sentence.
It had been wavering during the sentence, too. If one wasn't listening
intently, pixles could be heard as pixies quite easily.
[Come on. Tell me you DIDNT expect that, and I'll slap you. >>;]
Asano blinked. "Um...er...yeah. I like that move. So gonna use it
more..."
His connection fizzled again, still no evidence for Skythe to figure
that out, though.
He saw pixles again. Individual dots.
"Fecking pixles..." It faded again, making pixles sound like pixies.
[seriously. If you didn't expect ME to do that...]


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Skythe on Today at 12:55

O.O <----his expression at the moment.

He carefully took a few steps forward, holding his arms wide so as to show he meant no harm.

"....Asano, I'm here to help you...we all want to help you...pixies do NOT exist. Come with me and we'll get you a new, white apparel. I bet you'd love that, right? And we'll find you a nice little padded room to work all your problem out in..."

((Duh. >>;))


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Asano on Today at 12:58

Asano blinked.
He, too, was confused.

His connection problems resumed, however. "I said pixles! Dammit, not pixies! I'm not crazy!"

Unfortunately, the connection cut when he said NOT, coming back in right after.
Hopefully, Skythe would have the sense to know that a crazy person would not say they ARE crazy...>>;;
Oh, crap. Nevermind.

"Uh...Skythe? I think you should take a step back. And get your ears checked. And your head. Nice little MRI would be good."
Asano: o_O;;


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Skythe on Today at 13:01

"Asano, now don't try to reverse this around. You just said a moment ago that you are crazy...I think you need a bit of help. In the padded room, you won't be able to hurt yourself...I think you should come with me.."

He shook his head and spread his arms wide again.

"Seeing pixies is NOT normal."

Duh. >>;


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Asano on Today at 13:07

Asano took a step back, teetering on the edge of the ...wood pointy-bar thing.
I need to know the name...

Anyway.

"Um...Skythe...you're scaring me..." His voice wavered.
From connection problems, but it sounded painfully like he was actually quite scared.
>>
<<

As I said in the IM:
[Yes, I am an artiste at getting my characters into uncomfortable situations. ^^]

If I had room, that would go in meh siggeh.
Anyway.


"Padded room? Wait...no way in hell! No asylum for me!"
Connection problesm cut off that second NO, however.
>>;;;;


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Skythe on Today at 13:13

"Ok, ok, Asano. We can find you a nice asylum with no padded walls, if that's what you want."

He was taking it from Asano that he didn't want a padded room. However, he HAD said he wanted to be in an asylum. >>;

"Asano, you're the one scaring me. I don't think it would be safe for your family to be around you right now..."

Imitates pirate:

Har, har, me matey, walk the plank!


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Asano on Today at 13:16

Asano looked at him, cocking his head.

Oh, my lord. Why must my connection suck so bad NOW?!

"I said I didn't want a god damned asylum!" HIs connection cut out the 'didn't ', however. So, it sounded like:
I said I...want a god damned asylum!!

He stepped backwards, his feet tottering off the edge.
Oh, god. If he falls...>>;

Imitates ...poor stupid person:
Nyu! Nyu! I don't wanna drown!
>>
*steps towards edge of plank*


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Skythe on Today at 13:20

He shook his head, confused. Asano kept repeating the same thing.

"Yes, I KNOW you belong in an asylum. I'm glad you know it, too. Once you're all better, then I'm sure you'll get to see all your friends and family again..."

He took a few steps towards Asano, who was by now right about to fall.

Imitates pirate:

*pokes with sword*

Har, har, me matey! You'll be swimming with the fishes tonight!


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Asano on Today at 13:23

Asano's face turned to a scowl.
Not at Skythe, which it looked like it was (>>), but at his connection.
"Fecking ----" his last word was sawed off by...
LAG.

Anyway.

"Skythe...what do you mean...?" He took a step back again, and his left foot went right off.

He fell, catching the bar with his left hand.
Splinters. Ack.
He felt his shoulder hurting a bit, so he had caught the pole in a bad position. X_X
"S---" Connection again.

He looked down, seeing the water.
And a fin.
And noticed his wounds from the quest last night were still open.


Imitates person:
Oh, that's just not fair.


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Skythe on Today at 13:33

Skythe shook his head slowly and waved his hands.

"Asano, don't do it. There is no reason to commit suicide..Just pull yourself back up here and we can get you to a place that can help you..."

Of course, he was unaware of the shark. He just happened to remember the last time Asano was around water, he acted completely crazy.

Imitates THREE sharks:

Yummmmm!



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{Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Asano on Today at 13:38

He looked down, watching his blood drip into the water.
The fin circled.
Feckfeckfeckfeck.
Wow. Amazingly easy to type that quickly.
XD

"You're kidding, right? Pull myself up with a wounded arm?" His voice was disbelieving.

"I'm not trying to kill myself, dammit!!!" The connection problem struck again.
NOT was cut out.
Wow.
That's amazingly bad for Asano. Like, BAD bad.

[I'm SOOO saving this RP...>>;;]

His fingers began to slip. His feet were almost touching the water.


Imitates person:
Dude. Seriously. How bad is my karma? What did I do?

BTW, two more fins popped up. The smell of blood was strong; they circled right below Asano.

Person:
No. Come on. I fail at life, apparently.


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Skythe on Today at 13:42

Skythe took a few steps forward, coming to the edge. He halted and leaned down, extending his hand.

"Asano, don't do this. Take my hand, I can help you. The asylum isn't such a bad place, I'm sure you'll meet all kinds of crazy nice friends. And they can help you there. Asano, you NEED help..."

Imitates THREE Sharks:

Yummmmm!


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Asano on Today at 13:49

Asano looked at him, with a look of pure confusion.
"What the hell?!"

He looked at the hand like it was a trap.
A hideous trap to take him to where he doesn't wanna go!

And his hand slipped.
He dropped, slamming into the water.
The sharks dove.
He dropped under. And some more blood came to the surface.

Bye, bye.

X_X

13 deaths! OMG!
>.> unless Skythe does something...

*blinkblink*
Come on. Do something.
This is one of the most undignified ones yet.
>>
Which is saying A LOT.


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Skythe on Today at 13:56

SCENARIO A:

Skythe saw Asano's perdicament and his eyes widened. His wings appeared and he swooped downards, pulling out his swords and stabbing at the sharks. He would have rather just picked up Asano and pulled him out but NOOOOO, he had to sink below the surface. He hoped Asano came up soon so he could help him.

SCENARIO B:

Skythe looked down at the water as if it were the plague or something. Although, he was probably looking at the sharks, instead. The blood rose to the surface and he just sort of stared for a moment. He thought to himself, You know, I probably SHOULD help out.. before shrugging and turning around.

"Friendship isn't worth THAT much. I'm sure it'll be a painless death."

Shark jaws + Asano's body does NOT = Painless death. >>;

PICK A SCENARIO, EITHER SCENARIO!

Up to you. >>


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Asano on Today at 14:01

A).
Because B is just...undignified.
If not fecking hilarious.

Asano slowly began to rise, trying to get away from the sharks.
He knew he was bleeding, badly at that.
I MAY do the details once he gets to the surface.
>>;
A human body is naturally bouyant, so if Asano began to sink, A) he's being dragged under
-or-
B) his lungs and other cavities have filled with water. AKA dead.
>>;

So, he's rising now. >>; FOR now.

His head broke the surface.

BTW, his connection was fully restored at this point...hopefully.

One of the sharks suddenly swam away, trailing some blood.
In reality, I think both others would swim after it. But Asano's bleeding a lot.
And that's not fun.
So, the other two stayed.
XD


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Skythe on Today at 14:08

Because Asano's head was the only thing above the surface, he, well, sort of pulled him up by it. Probably a bit painful. He held onto Asano and swooped back towards the ship. He struggled seeing as Asano was so fat heavy. When he finally reached it, he dropped him lightly to the floor.

He turned back to the sharks and wondered why ASANO hadn't flown when he felt himself falling to the water. Didn't it occur to him that he was an ANGEL?


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Asano on Today at 14:10

Asano left a small trail of blood on the deck.
His face was pale from blood loss, and he looked...pretty bad.
On top of that, his suit was in tatters.

X_X

And Asano didn't fly cause...er...he didn't. There.
>>

"Ugh...thanks..." he gasped, and then groaned.
"Guess what...? I have to go..." He groaned, waved, and faded out.
-out-
[sorreh...]


Re: {Captain Dun'Vaga's Galleon}
Post by Skythe on Today at 14:15

Dang. In his effort to save Asano, he had completely forgotten about the man's craziness. It wasn't safe for a madman like that to be on the loose. He was SO going to regret letting him get away...Next thing you knew, he'd probably be saying he was seeing elves...

"Now I have to find him AND convince him to slip into a white jacket..."

And with that, he was whisked away from the field by golden rings. A few feathers floating to the ground was all that remained. Oh, and a whole lot of Asano's blood. >>;

~gates out~


[/uber-post]

Read it all?
That's some severe emotional pwning. And Skythe is a good friend of Asano, too...
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Kuze
Posted: Sep 25 2005, 01:28 AM


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*stares at gigantic point*

you just took Sehpy's longest post EVAR crown

*removes crown from Sephy's head and places it on asano's*

*runs away from sephy*
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d0ddi0slave
Posted: Sep 25 2005, 06:30 AM


Such a shame that I didn't know by now


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Dude, i SO thought I had that longest post ever thing in the bag...

*shrug*

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Sephy
Posted: Sep 25 2005, 07:57 PM


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Well...nothings happened to me on this board, apart from poor unborn baby being drownded with its mummy :(

on another rps..

Sophie once died the Death of a Thousand cuts (like this really old torture thing where a person gets cut up piece, by piece, by piece over the course of days)

and Daisuke once had his ummm..you-know-what bitten off while being given head. dying of shock/bloodloss a few minutes later, with his partner playing with it right in front of him

(no links to those unfortunatly, they were 1-on-1 RPs..i'll see if I can dig up the chat logs..)
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asano
Posted: Sep 25 2005, 08:14 PM


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...
. . .
. . . .
omg.
OMFG.
I DID NOT WANT TO KNOW THAT.
>.<!!
That's worse than the bullet to the same place!!
OMG!!!
FUCK!!

You've scarred me for life, Sephy!
Normally this takes weeks!! You did it in one post!
>.<!!!

You can't get much more pwned than that! Hell!
OUCH!!
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Sephy
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^__^ sorry Asano...I love my insane, but hot, yaoi bishounen, I could actually list a lot more things that've happened to my characters that aren't in this RP....but I won't in case i give everyone nightmares
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