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 Silly Quotes, for lack of anything better to do ...
Nessa Rosenthorn
Posted: Jul 2 2006, 05:03 AM


a [COMPLEX;] organ with an [INTRICATE;] problem ..


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Right ...

Feel free to add to the list :]







--> Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.

--> Chemists do it periodically on tables.

--> Politicians & Diapers both need to be changed for the same reason.

--> Save the environment; plant a Bush back in Texas.

--> Save a horse, ride a cowboy. XD;

--> I'm going to live life . . . or die trying.

--> The only reason that I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

--> I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

--> It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!

--> There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it!

--> Every morning is the dawn of a new error

--> Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

--> A Laundromat: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHING WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT!!

--> Two wrongs are only the beginning.

--> You're only young once; you can be immature forever.

--> "Suicide Hotline...please hold."

--> All work and no play, will make you a manager.

--> As I said before, I never repeat myself.

--> A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.

--> Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up.

--> I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.

--> A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

--> Conserve energy; fart in a jar!

--> I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

--> There are 3 kinds of people in this world... those who want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

--> HANGOVER: the wrath of grapes.

--> I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.

--> Smile, everyone loves a moron.

--> Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!

--> Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster!

--> I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

--> I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

--> FOR SALE: 1 set of morals, never used, will sell cheap.

--> Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.

--> Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it!

--> Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go

--> Marijuana : Because your friends just aren't that funny.

--> I'm an academic failure, but I drink at a gifted level.

--> When Chuck Norris falls into a pool, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet : the poor gets Chuck Norris!

--> There are three types of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't.











Well, there you go. Several minutes of your life and mine, thrown away.

Yay for Stupid-Annoying-Pointless-Messaging. :]
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LadyMakaze
Posted: Jul 2 2006, 05:10 AM


Savage Intent.


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You know what? Screw copying and pasting, I'll just put up a link here. :P

http://www.mutedfaith.com/funny/oneliners.htm
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Nessa Rosenthorn
Posted: Jul 2 2006, 05:15 AM


a [COMPLEX;] organ with an [INTRICATE;] problem ..


Group: Members
Posts: 30
Member No.: 134
Joined: 16-June 06



Ahaha ...

I just took mine from an email forward. But that works too ...

*goes on to multi-task and waste time with this new site*

=]
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