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 Worst Injuries
Cycokiller
Posted: Jul 11 2006, 08:18 AM


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Heh heh, the mighty skull-power to CRUSH A MAN'S STERNUM!! France may not have won, but Zidane sure as hell did. What a way to end it. Actually I heard the guy was making racial comments, so the asshole deserved it.
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I-eat-cute-animals
Posted: Jul 13 2006, 04:28 AM


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QUOTE (d0ddi0slave @ Jul 11 2006, 05:04 AM)
Ouch, collar-bone? Those are said to blow. Mainly because you can hardly move anything.

I took a puck in the chest today. Large bruise. Yeouch.

Truth is, I'm only posting to emphasize the mighty power of the headbutt. XD

Zidane, you're my fucking hero.

A certain old friend of Maka would just love that pic in your sig ^_^ Maka would love showing him, he IMed me the other day acting devastated over a headbutt in soccer/(REAL)football.
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LadyMakaze
Posted: Jul 13 2006, 02:08 PM


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QUOTE (I-eat-cute-animals @ Jul 12 2006, 09:28 PM)
QUOTE (d0ddi0slave @ Jul 11 2006, 05:04 AM)
Ouch, collar-bone? Those are said to blow. Mainly because you can hardly move anything.

I took a puck in the chest today. Large bruise. Yeouch.

Truth is, I'm only posting to emphasize the mighty power of the headbutt. XD

Zidane, you're my fucking hero.

A certain old friend of Maka would just love that pic in your sig ^_^ Maka would love showing him, he IMed me the other day acting devastated over a headbutt in soccer/(REAL)football.

You're not talking about my ex, are you?

...I think you are. <_<
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Croco
Posted: Jul 13 2006, 09:52 PM


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QUOTE (Cycokiller @ Jul 11 2006, 03:18 AM)
Heh heh, the mighty skull-power to CRUSH A MAN'S STERNUM!! France may not have won, but Zidane sure as hell did. What a way to end it. Actually I heard the guy was making racial comments, so the asshole deserved it.

Actually, I heard the Italian player was talking shit about his mother and/or sister, which would be enough to set anyone off. But yeah...no matter what the outcome would've been, that was awesome. All hail Zizou!

But to get back on-topic, I remember once I was playing football at recess in the fourth grade and I went up to try and catch a pass. I fell back and I don't remember what exactly I hit, but when I hit the ground, I was out cold. When I came back around, I was having trouble breathing...turns out that all I did was knock the wind outta me. Don't think it was all that painful...for that, you'll have to go to my junior year of high school and gym class basketball. I went up for a rebound and came down awkwardly on my right ankle...of course, it didn't help that I had fucked up both of them playing football the previous two years before that. Ended up going to the hospital over that one...turns out that I had merely sprained it and spent the next two days on crutches. But the pain I was in after I came down was unimaginable...I swore I had broken it.
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Aphrodite.
Posted: Jul 13 2006, 09:58 PM


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Worst, most painful injury of mine???

Hmm... This requires thinking.

My worst injuries weren't so much injuries as they were a shock.
Let's see...

First and the most painful would be when I slammed my finger in the door leading to the hall. I was freaking out because it was bleeding and I ran to bathroom, and not thinking about it, slammed it again in the bathroom door. Well, anyways, yea, I had a finger brace.

Second was when I was 6 and I had pissed off my step-father. I remember being poked in the chest four times before I got a whipping that felt like it was for an hour. I couldn't sit down that night I was in so much pain.

Third was when I was in the second grade and I had to be tested for allergies. I didn't get needles one at a time. They put me on a board and tied me down. I had needle-holes all over from the beginnings of my arms to the ends of my legs. It was probably the most traumatizing.

Last would have to be when I fell of a slide in the fourth grade. You know those spiraling metal slides they have at the park? Yea. I tried to go up it instead of down and right at the top, my foot caught the side of the little opening and I fell backwards onto the ground. I remember losing consciousness and my breath being knocked out.

Yeah, well, the most painful things I can think of. Well, besides migraines. Migraines=sucky evil Satan-filled headaches.
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Shula
Posted: Jul 14 2006, 03:15 AM


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I've never had any really BAD injuries, but I've had two considerably humorous ones that ended in casts.

First time was 6th grade at soccer practice, don't remember how, but somehow I ended up on the ground and then a teammate accidentally smashed my right hand (while wearing soccer cleats...yah.) Somehow I only managed to have 6 buckle fractures. 2 in each of my last three fingers on my right hand.

7th buckle fracture happened less than a year later. A friend and I were garbage-picking and found this REALLY cool skooter (hey, we were, what, 12?) The handle bars were loose, but I let loose my oh-so-fateful phrase "I'll be fiiiiine!" Went down her (really steep)driveway on it, hit the sidewalk, handlebars flipped down, I went into the air (Falling feels just like flying until you land) landed on my left arm and it went all crunch-crunch. Didn't bother going to the hospital 'till a week later when I still couldn't grip anything effectively, though.

...and I think I broke a finger punching a brat back in kindergarten too, but I wouldn't tell anyone about my finger because I didn't want to get in trouble for punching someone. ... should have though, coulda gotten the other kid known as the boy who got beat by a girl. =P
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Cycokiller
Posted: Jul 14 2006, 07:36 AM


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I dunno how but the word 'cleats' just reminded me of football in 9th grade phys ed. Our team was receiving the kickoff and this one guy on the other team who's a really fast runner sprints out after it. I kinda crouch down whilst running for a second to snatch the ball and WHAM! he accidentally plants his foot right in my jaw in a soccer kick style thingy. Everyone stopped cause they'd all heard the firm sound of his instep/toe against my face. It was numb and I shook my head a lot, and eventually there was just a dull pain in my jaw and I was fine, but I swear the look on his face was absolutely priceless. He apologized a dozen times and I said it was fine; I've taken harder hits to the face than that one.

Or there was this one time when I got into a scuffle with this well-known asshole juice monkey. He was throwing eggs at a cancer walk-a-thon and somehow that just got to me, so I threw a pepsi can at his car while he was driving by. An empty pepsi can that didn't hit the car, but regardless he slams on the brakes, gets out, shoves me and bellows "What the fucka you doin' throwin' shit at my car!?" So, as a reflex to the shove, my fist flies out and I hit him square in the mouth with a right hook. That sends him into a 3-second 'roid rage and he lets out a flurry at me. I'm rarin' to go so I throw my guard up (he clipped me with the first one) and in the middle of his flurry I guess I must've clipped him in the same spot because this fuckin' RIPS his lip open and he starts gushing blood. He falters and throws himself behind me and just fuckin' BLEEDS EVERYWHERE. I try to throw an elbow at him but his head is too far back so I'm about to use my head (so to speak; rear headbutt) and he BOLTS. Gets in the car and speeds off. Why? Because the VP shows up and yells his name. Uh-oh. Identified the perp. So off he goes, leaving his friends who've just gotten out of the car high and dry. They cheese it before the VP identifies them too. I was with two of my best friends and my girlfriend when it was initiated and they're all amped up and giving me pats on the back because APPARENTLY nobody stands up to this guy. And there are a bunch of people lined up on the fence from the walkathon who saw it and I'm thinking, 'Alriiiight, I can't get in trouble because I'm the hero!' Uh, no. I get suspended for the rest of the year for 'hospitalizing' the guy. Hospitalizing? I find out later when he comes up to me in the weightroom and says "Once my stitches heal, we're fighting again." Now THAT is a memorable quote. And, uh...well, I guess a pretty bad injury for him at least.

P.S: Oh and he got suspended for the rest of the year for throwing eggs at a cancer charity. The End.
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I-eat-cute-animals
Posted: Jul 14 2006, 09:01 PM


Moskau, Moskau, Throw your glasses at the wall.


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QUOTE (LadyMakaze @ Jul 13 2006, 02:08 PM)
QUOTE (I-eat-cute-animals @ Jul 12 2006, 09:28 PM)
QUOTE (d0ddi0slave @ Jul 11 2006, 05:04 AM)
Ouch, collar-bone? Those are said to blow. Mainly because you can hardly move anything.

I took a puck in the chest today. Large bruise. Yeouch.

Truth is, I'm only posting to emphasize the mighty power of the headbutt. XD

Zidane, you're my fucking hero.

A certain old friend of Maka would just love that pic in your sig ^_^ Maka would love showing him, he IMed me the other day acting devastated over a headbutt in soccer/(REAL)football.

You're not talking about my ex, are you?

...I think you are. <_<

Very much so, he was devastated over that headbutt ^_^
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