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Title: DON'T MISS THIS OFFER! ONE-TIME ONLY!


Lien - June 16, 2006 04:52 AM (GMT)
Attention:

Twenty year old male looking for a sweet female. This strapping young fellow is a stable, soon-to-be student currently working at wireless company (he'll have NO trouble hooking you up with FREE CABLE? Too good to be true? I think not!) This fellow knows exactly how to have fun, and his idea of a good time is a shitload of beer along with spending nights in a row on the internet creating posts of ungodly lengths while roleplaying his thriving and full-depth character. He is a perfect gentleman, reliable, dependable, and best of all, fully house-trained!

All he asks is a caring, and loving environment with warmth and kindness, as well as the occasional video game or two (preferably NHL 2006).

He will be sure to keep you company and entertained with his outgoing and conversationalist personality, and gets along with just about any sort of personality type! Occassionally, he will treat you to one of his remarkable rants, yet another refreshing source of entertainment.

Don't miss out on this EXTREMELY limited offer! There is currently only ONE in stock, so make sure he becomes yours today! Just send 5 payments of $19.95 to LadyMakaze and Lien. We ship the package, and the man, through AIR MAIL (with one layover in Russia).

Limited Time Offer from Boys R' Us! Fulfilling your fanbrat fantasies since 1992!

d0ddi0slave - June 16, 2006 04:56 AM (GMT)
...I think...for once...I honestly have nothing at all to say....


Queen Asshat - June 16, 2006 10:54 PM (GMT)
I ACCEPT!

Lien - June 18, 2006 10:49 PM (GMT)
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Twenty year old male looking for a sweet female.


You can't qualify, Slack, sorry. Plus we auctioned him off to Jenn.

mitsuko2 - June 19, 2006 12:37 PM (GMT)
................................................................................................................................... Is he good in bed??? ;)

d0ddi0slave - June 19, 2006 01:08 PM (GMT)
Fixed Mistuko's marginfuckage of the thread, and...*le sigh*

*headdesk*

mitsuko2 - June 19, 2006 01:59 PM (GMT)
sorry......... :(

d0ddi0slave - June 19, 2006 02:06 PM (GMT)
LOL.

No worries, just try not to marginfuck the thread and all. ;)

Though why I'm worrying about a thread that's auctioning me off to the highest bidder...*sigh*


mitsuko2 - June 19, 2006 02:18 PM (GMT)
I will pay any amount!!!!!!!!! Dodd is MINE!!!!!!! MINE, MINE, MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pays Lien any amount she asks* Yes!!! *drags dodd off into her sex chaimber and has her.... ahem, "way" with him* :D

Minase - June 19, 2006 04:29 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (mitsuko2 @ Jun 19 2006, 02:18 PM)
I will pay any amount!!!!!!!!! Dodd is MINE!!!!!!! MINE, MINE, MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pays Lien any amount she asks* Yes!!! *drags dodd off into her sex chaimber and has her.... ahem, "way" with him* :D

You are bloody weird.

LadyMakaze - June 19, 2006 06:24 PM (GMT)
Sorry, Mitsuko, we've already auctioned him off to someone, though I hear she's trying to sell him off as a trannie hooker. Try your luck with her. :P

mitsuko2 - June 19, 2006 07:00 PM (GMT)
How can I contact her!!!??? (desparate)

riserugu - June 19, 2006 07:58 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Minase @ Jun 19 2006, 12:29 PM)
QUOTE (mitsuko2 @ Jun 19 2006, 02:18 PM)
I will pay any amount!!!!!!!!! Dodd is MINE!!!!!!! MINE, MINE, MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pays Lien any amount she asks* Yes!!! *drags dodd off into her sex chaimber and has her.... ahem, "way" with him*  :D

You are bloody weird.

:mellow:

That's the understatement of the moment.

Lien - June 19, 2006 08:18 PM (GMT)
You'll have to try my friend, Jenn. She bought him fair and square with imaginary money.




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