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Title: SOTF Roast of Slacker
Description: The best birthday present he can get!

Queen Asshat - May 30, 2006 06:27 PM (GMT)
With my fifteenth birthday coming up I suppose I would want to do something less traditional for my internet party goers, the obvious choice would to make an ego inflation topic, but everyone at SOTF knows that I fail to go for the obvious. This topic is the Survival of the Fittest roast of Slacker. Every body just take a post to blast me and lower my self-esteem, thatís the best birthday present an angst teen can receive!

So, yeah have fun slandering my image!

LadyMakaze - May 30, 2006 07:34 PM (GMT)

Birthday beheading ^.^ Yay *grabs axe*

Queen Asshat - May 30, 2006 08:22 PM (GMT)
Maka, this is my roast topic, my birthday is on Thursday :P , but you don't need an execuse to behead me, do you?

Swoosh - May 31, 2006 02:22 PM (GMT)
Hullo, OURAN HOST CLUB SIG. *attacks Maka*

I'll take the left arm?

LadyMakaze - May 31, 2006 05:19 PM (GMT)
*is attacked* Damn right! My favourite are the twins Hitachiin, Kaoru and Hikaru. ^_^

Go ahead! I call right arm. And the legs. And the head. And all else that's attached ^_^

riserugu - May 31, 2006 11:25 PM (GMT)
*shakes fist*

Damn you Maka and Swoosh-wife.

You've got me addicted to Ouran Host Club. I've been looking for something new to watch, because the new episode for Bleach didn't come out this week... so I got to searching youtube, and damn it.

And you lot can have whatever on him, just leave me some of the inner workings to knit with. I could make a pretty hat or a sweater! =D

Queen Asshat - June 1, 2006 12:29 AM (GMT)
I'm fifteen today! So, yeah fools! THE ROAST AS OFFICIALLY BEGUN! START THE INSULTS!

riserugu - June 1, 2006 12:35 AM (GMT)
Well officially speaking, you're only fifteen in my neck of the world.

But mah, mah. It's all good...
Insults, insults.
Mmm. I don't even think doing that much for you is worth my time, I think I'd much rather enjoy watching Maka and Swoosh have thier way with you. ;D

Queen Asshat - June 1, 2006 12:38 AM (GMT)
What's this about Maka and Swoosh having their way with me?

riserugu - June 1, 2006 12:44 AM (GMT)
Mm, Sadly I don't think it's the "have thier way with you" the way you might like it.

Unless you like having your limbs torn from your body, and inners removed so they can be used to make interesting clothing wear.

In which case, well... >: Don't you have a interesting little fetish.

LadyMakaze - June 1, 2006 01:00 AM (GMT)
*decorates a tree with Slacker's internal organs and drapes his intestines around it like tinsel*


Queen Asshat - June 1, 2006 01:03 AM (GMT)
In which case, well... >: Don't you have a interesting little fetish.

Don't judge me...

d0ddi0slave - June 1, 2006 05:10 AM (GMT)
Happy Birthday you sick bastard.


Swoosh - June 1, 2006 07:03 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ladymakaze @ May 31 2006, 06:19 PM)
*is attacked* Damn right! My favourite are the twins Hitachiin, Kaoru and Hikaru. ^_^

Ohhh I LOVE the twins. Me and my friend pretend we're them, she's Hikaru cause she's a lot more seme than I am, haahahaha! I love Honey and Mori as well, and Tamaki, ohhh I love them allll. (except Haruhi and Kyouya.)

And Happy Birthday, Slacker, m'boy.

(hey Maka, when are we gonna start severing his... you know? *grabs rusty knife*)

LadyMakaze - June 2, 2006 02:04 AM (GMT)
HAH! I love all of them, even if Kyoya is such a damn businessman. One person I find annoying is Renge....I was practically thinking, "OMG, PWNED!!" When Kyoya smashed her camera lens.

And ooh yes.... *grabs rusty hedgeclippers and prances around like scissorman* Heeere Slacky slacky slacky...Snickety snack, I gots a PRESENT for you. ^.^

ZigZaggerty - June 3, 2006 06:46 AM (GMT)
Ah! Happy birthday Slacker! But, no crazy birthday sex wishes for you.

Maka and Swoosh, you've got me loving the Ouran Host Club. It's so god damn funny.

*Takes out the tongs and opens and closes them.* Curtesy of the Janitor on this one Slacker.

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