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Title: Things SOTF Characters Would NEVER Say


Megami - October 2, 2006 03:45 PM (GMT)
Oh yeah, I DID just make this topic. :P It might not raise your post count, but it'll provide us with some much needed amusement. So here's the dealio -- any character in SOTF can go here. V1 characters, V2 characters, terrorists, government officials, anyone and everyone! I suppose I'll kick her off here with a couple random ones.

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Cillian Crowe: "Haddy says to love everyone!"

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Vince Samsa: "Ya know, maybe mom wasn't so great after all..."

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Jacob Starr: "I think I'll go hunt me some Dodd today!"

(Ten points if anybody gets that reference. :P )

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Cody Jenson: "I like you, Adam Dodd. You're good people."

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Mr. Danya: "God bless America!"

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And there you have my lame attempt at humor when I'm oh-so-obviously not funny. For the sake of my own amusement, as well as the rest of yours, I sincerely hope you people are a lot funnier than I am. :P

Lien - October 2, 2006 09:48 PM (GMT)
::choked on green beans:: :lol:

LadyMakaze - October 2, 2006 09:55 PM (GMT)
Well, why not? :P

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Adam Dodd: *high pitched voice* Don't curse! Goodness gracious, MY VIRGIN EARS! (if no one else, d0ddi0slave is bound to get the reference here.)

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Hawley Faust: Oh, Adam! I knit you a sweater! Isn't the pink colour just lovely? *beams*

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Edward Rommel: I'm fucking sick of jellybeans! *tosses out stash*

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Callum Hadley: ....Beth? Who's Beth? I don't know anyone named Beth.

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Cody Jenson: Sidney Crosby! My hero! You don't know how much the opportunity to stand before your awe-inspiring presence has been a lifelong dream of mine! All my life, I've ALWAYS admired you!

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Mallory DeLuca: Get lost, Glenn! I'm sick of having you at my back all the time!

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David Jackson: I hate my fucking country.

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Marcus Roddy: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Hey, I lost my stutter! Oh joy!

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Adam Dodd: Hey, Danya, sorry about all the shit I said earlier in front of the cameras, now let's just put the past behind us and be friends.

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Madelaine Shirohara: *after shooting Nanami* ...Well, what can I say? She totally had that coming. *shrugs*

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Pretty bad, I know, but let's see if I can't think of something better than the other people here. :P

Lien - October 2, 2006 10:39 PM (GMT)
I only have one... and it's a blatant ripoff.

Kaige: Worst. Lay. EVER. ::shoots crotch::

laZardo - October 9, 2006 03:48 PM (GMT)
Danya installs a V-chip in the collars.

Adam Dodd: FU-*collarbeeps*...dge. FU-*collarbeepsagain*...nkyphantom. SHI-*beepingfasterdammit*...bby. Aww, heck. *BAM*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - July 28, 2007 10:27 PM (GMT)
Walter: When I become head of SOTF, there will be changes. All female participants will be required to wear...TINY MINISKIRTS!

AAAAA - July 8, 2008 04:22 PM (GMT)
Sidney: Braaaaains...




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