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BlueMoon - June 25, 2010 04:34 PM (GMT)
Does anybody know any good jokes?

BlueMoon - June 26, 2010 05:28 PM (GMT)
I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.

They're so full of themselves.

BlueMoon - June 29, 2010 02:38 PM (GMT)
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but it's a tight fit.

BlueMoon - July 1, 2010 12:58 PM (GMT)
Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids.

I won!

No one's a match for me and my kettle.

Yanman - July 1, 2010 02:31 PM (GMT)
What is red and smells like blue paint???

Red Paint!!!

Hahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

BlueMoon - July 1, 2010 03:25 PM (GMT)
What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

Arrith - July 1, 2010 04:51 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (BlueMoon @ Jun 25 2010, 04:34 PM)
Does anybody know any good jokes?

your mom

BlueMoon - July 1, 2010 07:43 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Arrith @ Jul 1 2010, 05:51 PM)
QUOTE (BlueMoon @ Jun 25 2010, 04:34 PM)
Does anybody know any good jokes?

your mom

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Dr. James Henrey - July 6, 2010 04:56 AM (GMT)
really?

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Notice their teams if you will. :P

I love these. Find more here

BlueMoon - July 17, 2010 01:14 PM (GMT)
What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

BlueMoon - July 18, 2010 08:47 PM (GMT)
I have a dream! A dream that, some day, chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned!

BlueMoon - July 20, 2010 06:59 PM (GMT)
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

BlueMoon - July 29, 2010 04:04 AM (GMT)
Dwarfism: It's a growing problem.

BlueMoon - July 29, 2010 04:04 AM (GMT)
Dwarfism: It's a growing problem.

Redarmy - July 29, 2010 09:42 AM (GMT)
If you have sex with your mother then impregnate her, and have sex with that child and impregnate that child, of what relation is the baby to you?

Sudoku has nothing on these Norfolk puzzles.

BlueMoon - July 29, 2010 12:19 PM (GMT)
A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”.

The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”

BlueMoon - August 4, 2010 03:39 PM (GMT)
Spice up your hamster's boring life by hiding a bowl of Ready Brek under the the sawdust and placing a sign saying "Danger, Quicksand"




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