10:35 PM:

Bob Saget: “JR Judy has been eliminated….”

Josh Brunswick: “Damnit! The storybook comeback for JR Judy has been ended by Serial, Alex LeBlanc, and Thomas Driver.”

Doug Smith: “And a steel chair…but what a valiant effort by the returning JR Judy.”

As the action continues in the ring, “The Perfect One” JR Judy makes his way back up the entrance ramp after an unsuccessful attempt in Superbattle. On his way up JR high fives the fans who extend their arms to him, but inside, anger is building up inside of the former champion. As he makes his way through the curtain, he is stopped by an unidentified figure and the two extends words for a brief moment before JR walks away and goes towards his locker room door. As he grabs hold of the handle, Kevin Kelly approaches JR with microphone in hand.

Kevin Kelly: “JR, obviously a disappointing result in your fifth Superbattle attempt, but many people are still shocked on your return. Can we get your comments on not only the match, but the reasons as to why you are back?”

JR takes a deep breath.

JR Judy: “Kevin, have I ever told you how you always catch me at the WORST times. Listen, I’m not gonna sit here and give you a play by play of everything that just happened. If you need a replay, buy the DVD. But here is what I am going to say.

Eight months ago, I went on what the wrestling analysts and writers called a ‘downward spiral’. My life and my career were crumbling before me. That’s why I took a step back, to fix myself. But in my absence, it seems like my buddies, my friends, the veterans here, took a backseat. The people that built this place were pushed to the background as a new generation of wrestlers took center stage. Now I get what they are doing, I was there at one point too. But when I stepped up, I did it with respect. I didn’t step on people’s toes and spit in people’s faces, especially the people that built this damn place!

So when the opportunity presented itself, I decided I would jump on it, get back in to the mix in PRW, and hopefully help teach these young punks a lesson in respect. Then, my return poster got leaked to the wrestling world before Superbattle, and the rookies were sent in to an Uprising. They were shaking in their boots, knowing JR Judy was coming back. So what do they do? They plot a plan to attack me. They tried to cripple me out there. They tried to end my damn career out there! They wanted me to be like every other veteran who just rolled over and got out of their way!

Well guess what boys, and I’m talking right at Serial, right at Alex LeBlanc, and right at Thomas Driver, I’m still standing. You didn’t finish the job! You thought a chair and three punks would be enough to take me out? You are out of your fuckin minds! I’m JR Judy! I’ve broken the glass ceiling here in PRW by busting my ass and risking my career every night! So you’re going to have to try harder to take me out!

You see, I was the guy, breaking down the barriers for rookies in this company. I was the guy PRW Management recognized as The Next Big Thing. And I did it, with RESPECT. Well guess what, NOW, I am THE Big Thing. So if you rookies, if you young punks wanna prove that you belong, this is your chance. Because tonight, I declare war. I declare war on this new generation of disrespectful bastards who think they can run this place.

It doesn’t matter if I have to fight this war alone, or fight it with an army behind me. I’m going to not only prove that the veterans are still the dominant group in PRW, but that these young punks aren’t ready for the spotlight. They didn’t build this place, WE DID. They can’t draw as much money, ratings, or fans as us. And they haven’t done anything in this company that we haven’t already done.

So this war begins TONIGHT boys. And let me give you a warning, you think you may be the hot shots around here, but there are some tricks that us veterans haven’t taught you. And my first strike goes out to you Thomas Driver. I don’t know what IQ has got planned for this press conference, but here is what I want. I don’t care if it is at Uprising, or whenever it is. But I want MY title back. The title I made famous. The title that if I wouldn’t have held it, Thomas Driver would be holding a worthless title. The PRW International Championship. Thomas, you may be some hotshot youngster holding a major title, but it is only a major title because I made it that! And you only have that belt, because I didn’t come back and get it. I am THE longest reigning International Champion EVER. And now I want my belt back…

So PRW Management, make the match. Let this war begin. Because either you book the war and have control over it, or you don’t book it, and I’ll start the war on my own terms. And if I start it on my own terms, I guarantee people will get hurt. And one way or another….these veterans will learn RESPECT…”

JR enters his locker room and slams the door shut.