Flame Fry Revived

It's back.


Hit me

oh, how i wish it was possible to physically fulfill your request...



damned tease :(

Come on Unbeliever, you can do better than that? Or have you gone soft on me?

lol *slaps Fry*

*slaps DVS*

you useless piece of trash, fry. you've convinced everyone that you've changed, somehow... but you haven't. you're still the same ignorant piece of shit you always were. time will tell and your nature will come to the fore again.

Fry = the hairiest part of my ass.

I never was the bad guy here. You're the ones who drove me to breaking point.

drove you to breaking point?

to my breaking point.

riiight. by being completely anonymous figures on an internet message board, we pushed you to a psychological breaking point.



in the game of life, you lose

That was then, and this is now. Not gonna happen.

how old is the fry guy?

Hold on... He'll answer when his mom's finished jerking him off and dressing him...

Spanky, I'm 18.

Dan, yea sry about that......

a long time ago i thoght fry was 15

Oh yea, I remember that convo, very awkward.

You mean he's older than the 11 he acts?




I had no idea..,

I'm this many *holds up 3 fingers*

Ya know...

I totally believe it too.

It would explain the obsessive nature in which you attach yourself to the internet... Locking on as a "father figure", and a desperate situation involving bowling(but i'll be nice, and leave the details out.)

Wasn't it you who sold ecstasy to an undercover cop? Yea I think it was.

Yeah it was.
But hey, I was pulling in $800 a week doing that. What do you make? $5.15 an hour? Busboy.

Wasn't it you that got rejected for a bowling date?
Because she didn't want to "waste her time."

Or maybe she just didn't want the band-nerd.

Oh, but we can always have our spam-junkie... I'm sure she saw that as a fine attribute in a man.

Only 800? I was making $1800 every 2 weeks in shipping. So that means I'm making 900 a week.

and as far as the bowling date goes, she didn't reject me, she already had plans. Were meeting in a weeks time.

I think I'm going to go outside and do whatever I want, unlike people like you who are under house arrest.

I think you're internet wife and your imaginary girlfriend might get jealous.


And you make $900 bucks a week, and still let your mom dress you in Bugle boy!?!?


At least I have a reason to sit online all day and not go outside... *cough* Ahem...

This post has been edited by TwoInfinity on Oct 11 2006, 01:58 PM

It was the only nice-ish longsleeve shirt I had clean when it came time to do pictures. Sicne it was winter and I wasn't gonna freeze my ass off.

2 is better than 1 bro. It's better than the 0 you have.

I do it by choice, you're forced too.

You do it by choice because you have no life.

I do it by force, because the government couldn't handle my life.

Smalltime vs bigtime.

Internet and Imaginary don't count. That puts you at 0. You're mom doesn't count either. Negative one.

That makes my zero more.

Not to mention, that I don't have to go bowling to try to get laid. They come here. Take your pick of the 5 that come.

It sucks you have to get the leftovers of DMM's gutter sluts, doesn't it?

Since I have a choice, that means I have a life, you know good and well I go out and have fun on weekends.

I have 1...so unless math has changed which it hasn't...1 is more than 0.

http://myspace-422.vo.llnwd.net/01232/22/47/1232007422_m.jpg

That's Erin. She's an ex of mine. She's coming over next week to tie me down.

http://myspace-911.vo.llnwd.net/01267/11/99/1267969911_m.jpg

That's Hillary. She just left a little while ago.

http://myspace-993.vo.llnwd.net/01029/39/91/1029461993_m.jpg

That's Meghan. Another ex of mine that just can't give it up.

http://myspace-640.vo.llnwd.net/01235/04/60/1235410640_m.jpg

That's Kirstie. Little gothic friend of mine. She's coming over tomorrow. I have a video of this one too, if you want it.

http://myspace-415.vo.llnwd.net/00667/51/43/667983415_l.jpg

Sami and Meagan. They're best friends. They do everything together. Enough said.


And for the bonus round...

http://myspace-592.vo.llnwd.net/01230/29/55/1230775592_m.jpg

That's Jessie. I'm working on breaking that one right now.



If those are DMMs rejects, then I'm doing pretty good for myself, and DMM is the man.

Going to band camp on weekends doesn't count as a good time.

And you did the equation wrong.

1|=1... You forgot the value bars.

It's okay. Better luck next time.

Those aren't bad.

Better than DMM's gutter sluts which you can see here, http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i265/sup...ar/eb6cafd6.jpg

As to take you up on girl pics, here are a couple of the girl I'm taking out bowling next week.

http://myspace-456.vo.llnwd.net/00622/65/46/622396456_m.jpg

and

http://myspace-108.vo.llnwd.net/00623/80/19/623069108_m.jpg

1|=1, what are you some kind of geek or a nerd?

Band Camp...HAHHAHAHA yea right, it's more like downtown clubs with bands and beer.

Nice try though.

Yeah. Beer. You couldn't hold one if you tried.
Or get into a club, Mr. 3 years old.

And Like I said...

I got the head, the hands, and the hips. The ladies love it. so what's to argue?


And you know you like the alliteration on the h there. Admit it.



And yeah, Band Camp. Isn't that what you drove two hours for to find out they canceled? They didn't like you enough to call you.

I could outlast anybody when it comes to beer.

I've gotten in many popular clubs, no not gay bars legitamate popular clubs downtown. As you know good and well I'm not 3.

You haven't told your 5 girls about Josh have you? Yea I think they would like to know you "experimented"

I haven't been to band camp in my life.

Hey. Josh was good with his hips too. *Burned myself*
We ran trains on a couple of chicks while rollin...

When was the last time you got laid?


VIRGIN.


Socks and left hands don't count... neither does your dog. Or the sheep.


Oh, and chicks like the fact that a guy can be in teh same room as another guy when getting off... Means more for them. I guess you wouldn't know about that, because every time you're in the room with another guy, you're bent over.


Under 21 clubs arn't popular. Don't kid yourself.

god damn. how stupid would you have to be to not spot an undercover officer? unless they're more imaginative there than they are here, which i doubt.

and besides... i could go on myspace myself and find 200 girls and say "yeah, i fucked 'em all in a row last week"... and you couldn't really prove shit, so unless you have damned good evidence of everything you've claimed, myspace don't cut it.

all that said... no one really gives half a fuck what you two morons get up to in your time off the 'net. no one can prove anything you've said about your lives, and chances are none of it has been true anyway. drop the shit and admit that you're both fucking pathetic cockgobblers and i'm sure we'll all respect you no less.

I want the past 5 minutes of my life back

Well well well if it isn't Fry.How are you doing you piece of shit?I was really hoping you would have died by now.

It happens... That I do have evidence... But it's not something I'm showing you, or putting on the internet... It's more or less for personal viewing only.
Called a camcorder.


As far as the undercover... It was a kid I had sold to a couple times, hung out with a bunch, and a friend of his. His friend was the undercover, (and one that had been around us before hand.) So yeah, the undercovers there are sneaky as fuck. I didn't see it coming.


As far as everything we said, it's all between us anyway. We know each other fairly well, so whatever youdon't believe, that's your own opinion. So go on back to the saloon and gobble on Ite's cock some more. I'm sure he's getting lonely without your mouth on him.

are you that fucking stupid? have you read any of my posts on the saloon? and if it's just between you, and you know each other fairly well... GET IT THE FUCK OFF THE BOARD.

last i checked though, people under house arrest were generally not allowed too much contact with people. perhaps things really are that different in the stupid states of america.

last i checked though, people under house arrest were generally not allowed too much contact with people. perhaps things really are that different in the stupid states of america.

Yeah, generally people don't run their mouth when they don't know about certain situations either, but here, like alot of places, we have that problem.

Isn't that the beauty of the board though? YOu can say whatever the fuck you want. Like, for instance, the A and B flame-war me and fry were having, that you happened to stumble into and not understand.

Oh, and yeah. I know the saloon. I know your posts. I'm a pretty steady poster there myself. Actually, I've been there a hell of a lot longer than you have, but that's okay. I don't expect you to know that.

As far as house arrest goes, people can come and visit you all they want. There's no limit on when they can come. Or how many. Plus, there's the whole work-release, I'm allowed out from 6 am to 6 PM, for work, school, or church... And I get two hours a day for recreation outside of the house...

So it's really not alot different from normal living, I just can't go out and party. Which is okay, not really looking to do that anymore.

The stuff I would flame Fry with is not allowed here because although it's a flame forum DVS doesn't let me flame people that bad.

No it's because she has you by her proverbial teet. One wrong move or any flame, you're gone.