Trivial Things that get on your tits

You know the kind of thing I mean.


People who think I'm wierd for having a reasonably good general knowledge. Basically, people who love to be ignorant and know nothing, like it's a good thing.

When you're in the shower and you wash your *ahem*crotch area, then realise you only have your face left to wash and have to wash your hands extra hard first :eyes: :eyes:



So, yeah. Shoot.....

When large spiders crawl up my trouser leg. I know they do no harm, but they are damn annoying all the same. :mad:

Have you seen Bird-Eating-Tarantulas?

Threads like this one.

One thing that annoys me is when my friends ask me why I type in complete sentences and actually take the time to proofread my messages before posting on MSN as if what I was doing was a bad thing.

Arrogant, egotistical people :mad: :flame: :finger:

Hey, I'm not arrogant or egotistical at all! I'm just superior to you in every way. :cool:

:edfinger:

LOL! PWNT!1 Wait a minute, I was the one who got pwned. :doh:

Anyway, Myspace profiles with terrible color arrangements that make you strain your eyes just to read what someone typed also annoy me.

Ugh. I hate that.

And people who message you and just say 'hi' then you say 'hi, how you doing?' back and then then say 'fine, you?' then you say 'fine' then there's silence, they have nothing else to say. Why did you waste our time striking up a conversation with me if you genuinely have nothing to say? :mad: Thats's why 90% of people on my msn are blocked. Half the people I don't know who they even are. :eyes: I guess most of them must be from forums I've visited, but they leave no indication, I could ask them, but it's easier to block them, since they never have anythign to say anyway. :dance:

"My sweet 16" on MTV

Now THAT pisses me off!

To quote Chris Caffery (Savatage)...

"Starbucks Pisses Me Off, 5 bucks a cup, what the fuck is up?!!"

My next door neighbour's constant whistling all day long. If I'm in my room at any point during the day with my window open (its summer, of course its open) all I hear is random ridiculous whistling which has no tune. I'm beginning to beleive he may actually be mentally retarded and can only communicate through whistling.

Lets see, what gets on my tits? :think:

-Rude people on cell phones
-White kids from the burbs who act ghetto
-White kids from the burbs acting ghetto and blasting ghetto music out of their moms SUV
-Moms who drive SUV's but can't drive for shit
-Those shiny ugly ghey rims and low profile tires that hip-hoppers are slapping on everyting from SUV's and hot rods to old rusty beat up four door sedans
-Very large families living in the ghetto, collecting government checks while driving a Cadillac Escalade that costs more a month than their rent.
-Kids who drive these Japanese cars with mufflers on them that sound like someone's making farting noises in a tin-can. Sounds like shit to me, and is very ghey.
-Kansas City Chiefs fans
-Having corporate America pass the cost of drug tessting on to the consumer
-Insurance companies who get a kickback from drug labs(an industry that makes billions each year from drug testing) in order to enforce drug testing on their corporat clients, or get their rates sent through the roof, which in turn, trickles down to the consumer.
-People who believe that drug testing really truly helps anything at all. They're idiots
-People who think our children should be drug tested in school at the expense of the tax payer. As a parent, that really gets on my tits.
-Drug testing school children, which then passes the cost onto the tax payer
-People who really believe that drung testing isn't done for profit, but for the safety of employee's.
-Drug testing period, as it doesn't solve anything, and is an unfair practice in general.
-Denver Bronco fans
-Insurance agents. Bunch of fuggin' crooks.
-Health insurance rates going up, when I havn't even used it one damn time.
-Having my group health insurance rate go up, because someone in my group's wife is a hypochondriac.
-Women who want to use exact change, but have to dig in their suitcase sized purse, through all their bullshit, to find their wallet, and then don't know how to count for shit.
-People who pay for their stuff, get their change back, then decide they want to buy something else. You're done asshole, get to the back of the fuggin' line!!
-Poor people with kids who blow large sums of money on the lottery
-Being held up by some asshole who is buying $100 in lottery tickets. Meanwhile my damn beer is getting warm.
-New England Partiot Fans
-Ordering a salad with my food, and getting it on a hot plate.
-Asking for Italian Dressing on my salad, only to find out they use a creamy Italian dressing made with mayo. Mega-tit violation. That isn't Italian Dressing, that is shit in a bottle.
-Asking for no mayo on my sub, only to get mayo, then have the waitress ask if she can just scrape it off the bread for me. Oh hell no, your on my tits bitch!!
-Pittsburgh Steeler fans
-People who call you over for a cookout, but when you get there, you find out they don't even have a fuggin' grill
-People who invite you to a BBQ, call it BBQ, but are only cooking burgers and dogs. That's not a fuggin' BBQ, that's a cook out.
-People who make/smoke BBQ with gas grills. It just ain't right, man. Two tits up on that one.
-Being the only one who brings beer to a cook out. Note: This never happens at a BBQ.
-Stores that stop stocking charcoal in the winter. I grill all year round bitches.
-Going to a Mongolian Grill buffet only to find out there really isn't a Mongolian grill there at all, but some grumpy kid behind a wall of glass and a small frying surface. I want my gazillian sauces and meat to be kooked by happy people on a round surface, and have my food tossed in a fancy mannor into my damn bowl!
-Knowing your friends went to the good ol' real Mongolian Grill place the same night you decided to be slick and try the new place out. Double tit twister there.
-Missing a chance to take the family out on a frineds boat due to having to wait for a kids mother to get home from work for a planned sleep over, only to have her decide to move it to next week becasue she is tired.
-Having to cancel plans to hit the bars with our friends, becasue sleep over mom was too tired, and broke her promise to all the kids.
-Finding out one of your good friends was in town for only a night, and was going to surprise us when we showed up to the bar that we couldn't go to thanks to sleep over mom.

O.K., I better stop there. I could go on all day here.