Episode 1, Season 1, "Maori Mayhem"

[Chaos Wolf]

Boxer Man dashed ahead of the cameras, hoping they would get the hint that he didn't want to fight immediately. He looked around and after a moment, sad down in a huff.

"What was I thinkin'." he grumbled. "I shouldn'ta left that tournament ring..."

The Cameraman locates him, tossing over a microphone to the now panicking Boxerman.

"This is Boxer Man and we're in the Maori Mountains." he howls "These mountains are the home of some of the most rugged mavericks ever. And were going to see who wants to get beat down."

[Avi]

The roaring of engines, belonging to one triad of bikers, could be heard resounding from atop the nearby cliffside. Before a second could pass, into view came the three bikers - one dressed in white, another in black, and the last in green. But before Boxer Man could notice, the one in green ran over a speed bump - the Dude was immediately tossed into the air from his bike. With a scream that echoed throughout the mountainside, he fell and fell until finally, SMASH. The Green Biker Dude was lying inactive on the rocky ground just in front of Boxer Man's feet.


"Yeeeeeah..." remarked Gem-B. "I guess we should revive him... again." Slowly, the two bikes carrying the bipolar twins of indeterminate gender ground to a halt.

[Chaos Wolf]

"Well, it looks like we have a challenger!" Boxer Man guffawed, He lifted the robot to it's feet "So kid, what's your name, or do you want the end credits to just be Green Fighter?"

"On in three seconds till we're on for the backstory, Box." the producer warned.

Boxer Man quickly shoved Green Biker Dude back down to the ground.

"And we're live!"

"Yeah!" Boxer Man yelled. "While on the look out for Mavericks, A group of bikers seem to have wanted to mince words, with the amazing BOXER MAN." He flexes a bit. "But these bar flys oughta have known, that if they want to talk, they need to talk to HOOK, and JAAAB" he screeches, punching the air for effect. "After I knocked their leader off his hoverbike, the rest of the gang drove off in sheer terror! Looks like the only one thats left is gonna be our punching bag for today!"

"Cut! Marvelous take Box!"

[Avi]

"Well, if it isn't that guy from the comic books!" Gem-W shot, walking towards Boxer Man.
"Yeah... you're The Thing from Fantastic Four, right?" Said Gem-B, who was walking alongside Gem-W.

"YOU WILL GIVE US YOUR AUTOGRAPH THIS INSTANT!" Gem-W shouted, picking up the dead Green Biker Dude with a fist of gold wrapped around his neck.

"Yeah, The Thing, could you please sign our dead sidekick's helmet?" Gem-B asked politely with utmost sincerity.

[Chaos Wolf]

"You two don' watch World Robot Battle Arena" too much, do you two? Name's Boxer Man, I'm doin' this reality TV thing where I fight Reploids, with or without a championship title on the ring.." As he takes the pen and writes "BOXERMAN " on the helmet, the other words sink in. "Oh, err, he's dead, wow." Boxer Man stuttered, "I didn't realize, crap, that means we can't get the footage for the fight. Didn't think he'd die from being pushed down like that..."

[Avi]

"...Boxerman?" Uttered Gem-W, not particularly amused. "I say you're The Thing, therefore, YOU ARE THE THING!" As she yelled, her golden arm crackled with electricity, causing the limp form of the Green Biker Dude to jolt back to life.

"WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE HOW WHY UNHAND ME FELL DEMON!" Screamed the GBD, who struggled in vain to escape Gem-W's grasp. The twin groaned as she released her grip, thereby dumping the GBD on the ground.

"Yeah... but thank you very much for your autograph anyway!" Gem-B said to Boxer Man with a smile.

The GBD then pulled himself up from the ground and faced Boxer Man. "Duuuuuuude! Ohmygosh ohmygosh I always wanted to meet a professional football player dude person!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Chaos Wolf]

"Oh hey, what do you know, he's back to being alive again" Boxerman smirks. He pounds his fists together. "I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess you two are his keepers. Mind signing a few legal documents to let our friend here on to the show?"

[Avi]

"What's a legal document?" Asked the GBD, perplexed.

Gem-W hastily shoved the Dude aside. "Sure, why not, The Thing! I'll sign 'em. And just to show how much I care about him, I won't even bother reading the fine print! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Erm... yeah..." remarked Gem-B. "So, what kind of a show is it anyway, Mr. Thing?"

[Chaos Wolf]

Boxer Man snapped his fingers, a few attorney-bots started handing over documents. "Like I said before, this is a publicity stunt of a Fighting show, I find "Mavericks" like Greeny here, and we duke it out. At the end of the episode, I've beat them into submission, and Ratings go through the roof as I am a publicized "Maverick Hunter"." Boxerman gloated, flexing as he talked.

"Sign here, here, here, and here, maam." One of the Attorney-bots stated. "The Intended party may need repairs after the fight has been recorded."

[Avi]

"Really, he'll need repairs?" Gem-W beamed. "COOL!" Both bodies eagerly signed Gemini Spark on the dotted lines (each with the exact handwriting, no less).

"Yeah, it's okay, I guess," said Gem-B, "After all, we can easily repair him... we do it all the time, in fact... yeah?"


"OOOH, A FIGHT?!?!?! Maybe this time I'll get a dislocated shoulder!" The Green Biker Dude proudly proclaimed. "Dur, YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!1"

[Chaos Wolf]

"Alright." Boxer Man smirked. "We can get this show on the road, great. Greeny, you stand right over by that cactus, alright? Try and make the sand around you look like you've just been knocked off your bike!"

The prop robots ran off and carried a bashed in tinfoil replica of the GBD bike on the site, placing it near a few rocks in such a way you may believe it crashed into the wall after losing it's owner.

[Avi]

"So, this a fighting show, huh?" GBD inquired, wide-eyed. "You mean I have to fight that cactus? Oh boy oh boy oh boy, this there's gonna be a toughie!!!!" He ran over towards the cactus, examining it carefully. "HE HAS POKERS!" The GBD whined. "AND I DON'T LIKE POKERS! THEY HUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuurt... oh lookie a weapon!!!!!!" The "weapon" in question, of course, was the tinfoil motorcycle replica. He bent over to pick it up... only to fall over, face-first in the sand.

Gem-W then approached him, clasping her golden claw against the back of his head. She dragged the dude over the sand, so as to create the illusion of Boxer Man's request.

"Heh," Gem-B chuckled faintly, "That's a pretty convincing crash site you got there!"

[Chaos Wolf]

"Alright, and, ACTION!"

Boxer Man walked toward GBD, pounding his fists together. "Hey buddy, your cowardly little lackeys ran off, left you here, no honor amongst theives, huh." He growls as he rears back his fist.

[Avi]

The Green Biker Dude stood in front of the cactus, puzzled. "Um, dude? They're over there!" Before he could point in the direction of Gemini Spark, he noticed Boxer Man, ready to strike. "YIKES!!!!!!!!1" He called out, making a dash behind the cactus.

"CACTUS!!!" He cried. "Grumpy Punchy Dude's up and gone MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!" He moved in to huddle against the cactus, but-- "OUCHY!!! Sharp pokey thingies HUUUUUUUUURRRT!!!"

[Chaos Wolf]

Boxer Man yells in pain. "CUT, CUT, cutcutcutcutcut!" the assistant bots run over, burning the cactus to the ground and sweeping away the ashes. "What WAS that supposed to be Green?" he grunts as he waits for the spines to be removed. "You aren't supposed to acknowledge that your friends are here, the witty one-liners in the show are fake."

Once the Assistant bot had pulled out the Spines, Boxerman walks back to his starting point. "Now, Green, lets try this again, I'll even change that part that caught you up."

"And, Action!"

Boxer Man walked toward GBD, pounding his fists together. "Hey buddy, looks like you crashed into that rock, unfortunately for you, I'm it's Lawyer!" He growls as he rears back his fist.