Goddamn!, aka 'My Grandma's a self-centered bitch'

[Cobra Omega]

First off before I get on with the actual ranting..

You know how they say your whole life flashes before your eyes when you think you're going to die? Well from my recent experience I can tell you that, yeah, that's completely true.

No more than an hour ago, my grandma, being the arrogant, self-centered, incompetent bitch she is, almost got the whole neighborhood killed tonight.

Why? Because apparently she's too stupid to realize Oxygen machines, and Cigarettes don't fucking mix! This is the third or fourth time she's almost got us killed with something cigarette caused fire related, and the second time it involved an oxygen machine (which she doesn't even fucking need with how often the bitch smokes)!

Everyone breathed some of the smoke in and if I didn't wake up when I did, I would've breathed in a whole lot more, the hose on the oxygen machine was burning away quickly like a bomb fuse, and we were damn lucky it didn't blow up at all. Otherwise I wouldn't be sitting here typing this up right now.

The whole experience was scary as hell in general, and my grandma had the fucking nerve to make demands of me and my dad afterwards when we were still trying to get over it and get all the smoke cleared out.

But even if this didn't happen, I knew I was gonna rant about her eventually, because there's a lot of things that piss me off about my grandma.

First of all, she's a two faced bitch, she's perfectly nice to guests and other members of the family when they're around, but when it's just me and my dad around, she's fucking evil as hell constantly wanting attention, and always making demands.

Second, she's very incompetent, she can't even use the goddamn microwave right without the risk of ruining something (She almost heated coffee for 50 minutes! Even with her reading glasses she can't use it right my dad and I have to constantly do it for her!) Now that part may make me seem like an asshole, but that's only ONE example of her incompetence, and this is just one of her more minor examples.

Third of all, she's a fucking attention whore, always complaining about everything, and fucking yells when my dad or I don't respond to what she is saying right away, when she can obviously see we're busy with other shit or just plain not there.

Fourth, She's always spending money on goddamn cigarettes, even when we only have a few bucks to use for food and drink, she wants the damn cigarettes over the damn food we need, and it doesn't even matter if we don't don't buy them for her, because she's always bugging the fucking neighbors for them, when she's not even supposed to be having the things after the 6 fucking bypasses she got and all the time she spent in hospitals.

Fifth, the bitch can't be brought anywhere without embarrassing me and my dad, due to her attitude, and how she acts in general. She even pulled down her pants in public at my old school, and I didn't even know until my dad told me!

Sixth, she reacts to every small thing, my dad and I can't talk about anything without her interrupting, she yells at my cats for just MEOWING, and she takes things too fucking seriously like she doesn't even know what sarcasm is!

And.. Well I can't think of anymore, but after what happened, I hope she fucking realizes that she needs to at least stop smoking or at least get the fuck outside when she does it, you'd figure after the previous three times she'd learn, but this time she seriously needs to learn because I ain't having this shit happen a 5th time, and I ain't having a second near-death experience!

[Proto Stryker]

Geez, what a crabby bitch. I know what you're going through to some extent. I've had to deal with grandparents I hate. Luckily, they didn't live with me, so I just don't see them anymore. Fixed that problem real quick. Hope things get better for you.

[Cobra Omega]

Thanks, so far her attitude hasn't changed at all, in fact it's gotten worse, she even broke the promise she made of smoking outside from now on not even two days after she made it, for HER convenience, and today she's been a complete bitch to me and my dad, because she wanted to do something when it was 'convenient for her', it's hard for me to even pay attention to typing at the moment because of how nuts she's driving me and my dad.