The Dance Macabre, A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.

[Saturn Ballad]

Jupiter began to think. "Man, I remember this one time back when us nine were all cool with each other. Me and Uranus decided to play this prank on Saturn. We stuck a walkie-talkie to his back, and we started saying stuff like 'Open the fridge!' But then he figured out that it was a walkie talkie, and he got us back later."

"What'd he do?" Hinoken asked.

"He put a small time bomb in a cake." Jupiter groaned. "Uranus tried to take a piece and it blew up on him. Then he stole my friggen Coke."

IceMan giggled. "That's funny!"

"It was at the time." Jupiter sighed. "Now he's a child-killing demon who wouldn't look at the blood staining his feet."

[Shade Man]

"I remember when we all swapped out your beer with exact tasting non alcoholic beer and convinced you that you couldn't get drunk anymore." Shadow Man says to Hard.

Star Man then began to burst out laughing. "Sonuva...I do remember that. Oh GOD that was funny. You went to Mardi Gras convinced you could out drink anyone and...what was it...passed out in a toga, lipstick and a Marilyn Monroe wig in the middle of the street?"

"That was funny." Even Frost Man was laughing.

"You guys shut it." Hard Man said through gritted teeth.

[Saturn Ballad]

Jupiter laughed. "Niiiiiiiice."

"I remember one time back when I was in the World Three." Hinoken began. "Maddy and I were just walking down the hallway, minding our own businesses, and then we saw something that would traumatize the most fearless person."

Solstice raised a brow.

"We walk by Count Elec's room, and he had left his door open. We look, and he's wearing this HUGE feathery black wig, and he painted his face completely white and had a black star over the white. He was playing that damn guitar, screaming 'IIIIIIIII WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALLLLLLL NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT AND PARTY EVERYDAAAAAY!' Maddy's got a picture somewhere, just incase he needs to be threatened with blackmail."

Malachite stared. His stony stare faltered, and he suddenly burst into laughter. "MAN! That's some crazy stuff right there!"

[Briansfox]

Mistral spoke up. "If you don't mind, I have a more lighthearted story for us all. Like I said before, it is called The Bandits and the Iguana.

"The story begins where we left off last time, with Mi'zai and Aria traveling the world. One faithful night, they stopped at a large inn to rest. At first, they were denied enterance.

"'Every night, bandits come to stay at our inn.' said the patron, known only as Dimsdale. 'They steal everything and strut around like they own this place.'

"'They will eventually if you keep letting them come here.' said Mi'zai. 'Tell you what, just let me and my granddaughter stay the night, and those bandits will never trouble you again.'

"Confused and intriguied by this, the patron let them stay. Mi'zai entertained Dimsdale with his lyre and song, and Aria smiled to herself, knowing what her grandfather was planning. That night, Mi'zai and Aria went to be early. Mi'zai slept on a rocking chair in front of the hearth, and Aria curled herself under the table as the waxing crescent turned her into a full dragon.

"Sure enough, at the stroke of midnight, there was a loud banging at the door. 'Dimsdale! Dimsdale!' called the voice from outside. 'We've come for our supper! Open the door and let us in!'

"Not waiting to be let in, they burst through the door and ransacked the dinning hall. They stole food from the pantry and ate it like the gluttons they were. Suddenly, one of the shorter bandits exclaimed, 'Hey! I just found this large iguana under the table! Nice iguana!' The bandit then took his stick which had a sausage on one end, and poked Aria right in the nose.

"With a roar of anger, Aria lundged out from under the table. She grabbed the bandit, and threw him right out the door.

"Never have you ever seen bandits leave in such a hurry. Bandits were running out the door. Bandits were jumping out the windows. One bandit even climbed up the chimmny.

"'Dimsdale's gone mad!' they cried. 'He lets beasts stay at his inn! We can never visit this place again!'

"The next morning, Dimsdale went to thank Mi'zai for getting rid of the bandits, to which Mi'zai had this to say:

"'They may be a supersticious and dim-witted lot, but they aren't evil. Invite them back, and if they act up again, remind them of this day, and say that everyone is welcome in your inn, even monsters.'

"And with that, Mi'zai and Aria left to continue on their journey."

"It's a pretty humorous tale." said Marcus with a slight chuckle. "But just a note, we knew that humans existed before metools left the Met Cloud Kingdom, but we just didn't know all the details we know now."

[Saturn Ballad]

IceMan laughed. "Those two sure did show those bandits who's the boss!"

CutMan was relieved to see a smile on IceMan's face. "Yep!"

"If there is a problem, there is a solution." Raika said.

"Usually." Terra told him.

[Cobra Omega]

"I'm gonna be honest when I say that I don't see how it is humorous, I don't even get the moral of it." said SG Cobra

Cobra just laughed as he said "Did you even pay attention to it my counterpart? Because I not only got the moral of it, but I found it humorous, in fact, I'm willing to bet that even Eclipse would find it humorous."

"Gambling eh? Fine. If I win the bet, you gotta refer to me as the superior one for a week." "But I didn't-- Hmm wait... And if I win, you have to do the same, AND you have to be Drakelor's punching bag for the same amount of time." "Looks like we have a deal then." "That we do." said SG Cobra and Cobra

"Oh come on you two! Do you really think right now is the appropriate time for gambling?" said Garnetia

"Hey! Blame Cobra, not me, he's the one that said 'I'm willing to bet...'!" "I wasn't being serious at first, you're the one who started turning it into a real bet!" said SG Cobra and Cobra

"Both of you stop it or you'll won't be able to speak for a week!" said The Narrator "Get your stupid bet over with and then come back here immediately. Got it?"

"Whatever." "Understood." said SG Cobra and Cobra as they went over to the Arena