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Yes, surprisingly, I DO love something other than Naruto (O.o) Anyhoo, ON TO THE RANTING!
WARNING!: Some content is full of RANDOMNESS and INSANITY, so if you are prone to heart attacks, or have a weak stomach, please DO NOT READ.
NOTE: THERE WERE NO CHARACTERS HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS CONVERSATION.
MAJOR SAKURA BASHING!
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Suko: Hello all and welcome to... um... TWI-RUTO! LOLZ!
Naruto: "Twi-ruto"?
Suko: YEP!
Bella: ... Ok...
Sakura: Well hello~ hot stuff!
Edward: I'm married, b*tch.
Audience: Oooh~
Sakura: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME?!
Sasuke: He called you a b*tch, b*tch.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun... WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME DAMMIT?! -runs away-
Edward: Are you sure she was a threat to Bella?
Sasuke: Yes. Yes she was. -shifty eyes-
Bella: So... Suko... Why are we here again?
Suko: ... Um... You know, I really haven;t given that much thought.
Luffy: PIRATES!
Suko: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?! I DIDN'T CALL YOU!
Luffy: This isn't the One Peice Reunion Party?
Suko: NO! -breaks out HUGE hammer- NOW GET OUT!
Luffy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!~
Everyone: ... O.o
Edward: ... Woah. i am SO glad that you're not our enemy.
Suko: Damn straight.
Bella: Where's Renesme?
Jacob: Right here, Bella
Nessie (Renesme): Momma!
Bella: -huggles Nessie-
Naruto: -sniff- I wish I had parents.
Suko: ... You DO you idiot.
Naruto: Really? Who?
Minato: Hey, guys.
Kushina: Hey, darlings.
Naruto: -stamers- Four-four-four FOURTH HOKAGE?! -faints-
Suko: -pokes Naruto with Stick-
Kushina: Um... Will he be ok?
Suko: Yeah, mom. Gimme a sec. (If you don't remember, I'm Naruto's lil' sis!) Hey, is that FREE RAMEN?
Naruto: FREE RAMEN?! WHERE?! WHEEEEEEEERE?!
Suko: MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
Bella: Just slowly walk away...
Jacob: Weird people.
Edward: I second that.
Nessie: -giggles- Funny.
Bella & Edward & Jacob: HAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Suko: -staring- -throws banana at Edward's head-
Edward: GAAH! WHAT THE-
Suko: MUAHAHAHAA~
Bella: -tries to hold back laughter-
Suko: Ok, If you have ANY questions about Twi-Ruto, or if you wish me to continue this series, plz reply! XD
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TWI-RUTO! [T] for swearing., IF YOU LOVE TWILIGHT SAY SPLEEEEEEEEEE!
