Since this new system relies on you selectively breeding your own offspring to evolve, you don't have direct control over what your offspring have, only which one you want to keep. In this thread you'll contribute evolution ideas that I'll put together and either handpick or roll a dice to see which ones each of your offspring have. For example, say Twitch posts 'ears' and Smurf posts 'toes'. I'll roll a hypothetical 2-sided dice for each offspring you have, and they get that mutation. Then in the game, you rear the ones that you want. So this thread is kind of like a gene pool, so to speak. But enough with the metaphors, contribute evolutions here. I'll put in some of my own, but not within public view.