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Trousers Game| Silk and Velvet |
Posted: Oct 9 2006, 01:40 PM
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Drasnian Spy and Merchant Trader  Group: Admin Posts: 277 Member No.: 1 Joined: 5-October 06  |
This is a game I tried on another forum. What you do is, you grab a book, any book, and the first sentence your eyes falls on you type the sentence changing one of the words to Trousers.
For example: "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife." You change to: "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of Trousers!" Geddit... have fun. |
    
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| Jupiter |
Posted: Oct 10 2006, 09:54 AM
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Roma Invicta Group: Admin Posts: 157 Member No.: 2 Joined: 5-October 06 |
This one is from "Feet of Clay", a Terry Pratchett Discworld book (at least I think it feet of clay). Captain Carrot is confronting a group of theives.
"Morning Gentlemen. Thieves Guild Licences please?" Becomes... "Morning Gentlemen. Thieves Guild Trousers please?"  |
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| Fluphidia |
Posted: Dec 2 2006, 01:48 PM
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Bilbo Baggins Group: Members Posts: 79 Member No.: 3 Joined: 7-October 06 |
From J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Lord of the Rings'; 'The Return of the King', 'Homeward Bound' -
'Not to me,' said Frodo. 'To me it feels more like falling trousers again.'  (The correct word is 'asleep'.) |
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| Silk and Velvet |
Posted: Jan 12 2007, 04:47 PM
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Drasnian Spy and Merchant Trader Group: Admin Posts: 277 Member No.: 1 Joined: 5-October 06 |
Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou trousers?
(The word is Romeo again!) |
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| Jupiter |
Posted: Jan 12 2007, 05:00 PM
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Roma Invicta Group: Admin Posts: 157 Member No.: 2 Joined: 5-October 06 |
Alan Rickman, Galaxy Quest - "I see you've managed to get your trousers off again"
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| Silk and Velvet |
Posted: Jan 12 2007, 05:25 PM
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Drasnian Spy and Merchant Trader Group: Admin Posts: 277 Member No.: 1 Joined: 5-October 06 |
Don't say that!!! It brings wanton and naughty images to my brain that I probably shouldn't have.
"Hang on I've got a Trousers!" The word is Idea, Michael Caine style. The Italian Job. |
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| Jupiter |
Posted: Jan 13 2007, 09:56 AM
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Roma Invicta Group: Admin Posts: 157 Member No.: 2 Joined: 5-October 06 |
This is from Die Hard
"Do you hear that? Or shall I shoot another one? Where are my trousers?" THe word was detonators |
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| Fluphidia |
Posted: Jan 13 2007, 05:08 PM
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Bilbo Baggins Group: Members Posts: 79 Member No.: 3 Joined: 7-October 06 |
From my favourite Christmas film, 'Love Actually':
 "And I'm afraid there's something really wrong, you know. I mean, clearly it's about his mum, but Christ, he might be injecting heroin into his trousers for all I know." The word should be 'eyeballs'...  |
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| Silk and Velvet |
Posted: Jan 22 2007, 05:12 PM
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Drasnian Spy and Merchant Trader Group: Admin Posts: 277 Member No.: 1 Joined: 5-October 06 |
"There will be no foolish wand waving and silly trousers in this class!"
The word is incantation. |
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| Jupiter |
Posted: Jan 23 2007, 09:49 AM
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Roma Invicta Group: Admin Posts: 157 Member No.: 2 Joined: 5-October 06 |
Mr Spock. Make trousers for time warp (The word was calculations).
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| Silk and Velvet |
Posted: Jan 23 2007, 03:48 PM
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Drasnian Spy and Merchant Trader Group: Admin Posts: 277 Member No.: 1 Joined: 5-October 06 |
"May the Trousers be with you!"
The word is force: Couldn't resist that one!  |
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| Jupiter |
Posted: Jan 25 2007, 02:31 PM
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Roma Invicta Group: Admin Posts: 157 Member No.: 2 Joined: 5-October 06 |
Michael Caine, Italian Job......
You were only supposed to blow the bloody trousers off" (doors) |
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| Silk and Velvet |
Posted: Jan 26 2007, 07:27 PM
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Drasnian Spy and Merchant Trader Group: Admin Posts: 277 Member No.: 1 Joined: 5-October 06 |
"That is if you aren't as big a bunch of Trousers that I normally have to teach!"
The word is Dunderhead; Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone. |
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| Jupiter |
Posted: Jan 27 2007, 09:58 AM
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Roma Invicta Group: Admin Posts: 157 Member No.: 2 Joined: 5-October 06 |
Karl, hunt that little **** down and get me my trousers
(Alan Rickman again, Die Hard again, "detonators" again ) |
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| Silk and Velvet |
Posted: Jan 27 2007, 10:03 AM
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Drasnian Spy and Merchant Trader Group: Admin Posts: 277 Member No.: 1 Joined: 5-October 06 |
I'm worried about you Jupiter!!!
It should be that should be obsessed with Hans trousers, not you! "I want this brigand found! Starve him out! No, take the Trousers from the people!" The word should be Livestock. Sheriff in Robin Hood. |
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