John Looks Like A Lycan
Parody of Dude Looks Like A Lady by Aerosmith


Chorus:
John looks like a Lycan (x4)

Verse 1:
We were cruising in his brand new car
He wasn’t going to take me too far
John said he had something to tell me
That would scare me away but we’ll wait and see
We’ll see

He said we were going downtown
But he was already wearing a frown
That’s when we nearly got forced off the road
I couldn’t believe it, my boyfriend he growled

Chorus:
John looks like a Lycan (x4)

Verse 2:
He guided me into an alley
But I didn’t hear the thieves’ right behind me
To my surprise, John changed before my eyes
Into the Lycan that he was, shedding his human disguise

Chorus:
Johnny is a Lycan (x4)

Verse 3:
He turned and he looked at me
I couldn’t just flee now
He started changing once again
I seemed to calm him down some
He looked so ashamed of it
I said it was alright dear
I wasn’t going to leave
I held him, and kissed him, and said that I loved him

I never gave him a pet name
But now I’ve got one for my Johnny
He’s my fuzzy, cuddly bodyguard
Yeah

Chorus:
My Johnny is a Lycan (x8)
My (x3) Johnny is a Lycan
My (x3) Johnny is a Lycan
My (x3) Johnny is a Lycan
My (x3) Johnny is a Lycan

©2008 Aaron-Leon