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GVChamp
Posted: Jul 19 2007, 02:35 PM
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Hey, there’s some heavy inflation in my pants right now. Wanna head on down and suck out the excess money supply?

Baby, I know all the sensitive spots in YOUR demand curve. Open up your economy, and I’ll show you what an inelastic supply curve can do for your marketplace

Clothing? What a deadweight loss. Take it off and I’ll show you where equilibrium is: your back, satisfaction high, and getting some serious investment between the legs

You and me against the world. Guess that means we should unionize…at least then we get to fuck each other over.

Saying I need to buy you a drink before I can get the goods? Haven’t you heard? Price floors mean less fun for everyone

Trust me, baby, there’s a lot of consumer surplus in these pants.

They say there’s a recession market around the corner. I think you better give up your labor now before your market price tumbles by half.

Baby, I think Keynes had it right; in the long-run, we’re all dead anyways, so we might as well manage our demands right now.

Don’t save yourself; it’s not the American way

I’ve got some supply chain management in mind for you; the highly efficient muscles of my ass shoving my dick right into your point of distribution







I made all of these. I'm such a pervert


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Ok, I went back and glazed over the rest of the thread. I saw graphs and a lot of long explanations that didn't actually really mean anything. You sir are a true CN Francoist. I salute you!
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Caine
Posted: Jul 19 2007, 02:44 PM
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Egh. You Econ egg heads make me giggle with disgust.


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Posted: Jul 19 2007, 03:07 PM
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This is almost as disturbing as the usual computer geek pick-up line lists.


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Arcturus Jefferson
Posted: Jul 19 2007, 03:13 PM
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One or two might be useful if I wandered into a party for the Hot Young Econ Chicks Union, but most are as disturbing as the math pick-up lines I've heard...


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Junkalunka
Posted: Jul 19 2007, 03:40 PM
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Err yeah... I like a couple of the milder ones, but...

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Rich333
Posted: Jul 19 2007, 04:21 PM
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QUOTE (Näktergal @ Jul 19 2007, 05:07 PM)
This is almost as disturbing as the usual computer geek pick-up line lists.

If you sit on my face, I'll let you suck my dick.


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The principle that the majority have a right to rule the minority, practically resolves all government into a mere contest between two bodies of men, as to which of them shall be masters, and which of them slaves; a contest, that --- however bloody --- can, in the nature of things, never be finally closed, so long as man refuses to be a slave.
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(T)wo men have no more natural right to exercise any kind of authority over one, than one has to exercise the same authority over two. A man's natural rights are his own, against the whole world; and any infringement of them is equally a crime, whether committed by one man, or by millions; whether committed by one man, calling himself a robber, (or by any other name indicating his true character,) or by millions, calling themselves a government.


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Caine
Posted: Jul 19 2007, 04:28 PM
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QUOTE (Rich333 @ Jul 19 2007, 04:21 PM)
If you sit on my face, I'll let you suck my dick.

Deal.


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Posted: Jul 19 2007, 04:31 PM
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The principle that the majority have a right to rule the minority, practically resolves all government into a mere contest between two bodies of men, as to which of them shall be masters, and which of them slaves; a contest, that --- however bloody --- can, in the nature of things, never be finally closed, so long as man refuses to be a slave.
QUOTE (Lysander Spooner)
(T)wo men have no more natural right to exercise any kind of authority over one, than one has to exercise the same authority over two. A man's natural rights are his own, against the whole world; and any infringement of them is equally a crime, whether committed by one man, or by millions; whether committed by one man, calling himself a robber, (or by any other name indicating his true character,) or by millions, calling themselves a government.


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Caine
Posted: Jul 19 2007, 04:40 PM
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PARTAY AT RICH'S!!!


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Arcturus Jefferson
Posted: Jul 19 2007, 04:41 PM
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HOLY CRAP WHEN WAS THIS ADDED?!


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Posted: Jul 19 2007, 04:42 PM
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Nak(I think) went on a smilie splurge.

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MaineGOP
Posted: Jul 19 2007, 05:11 PM
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QUOTE (GVChamp @ Jul 19 2007, 08:35 PM)
Hey, there’s some heavy inflation in my pants right now. Wanna head on down and suck out the excess money supply?

Baby, I know all the sensitive spots in YOUR demand curve. Open up your economy, and I’ll show you what an inelastic supply curve can do for your marketplace

Clothing? What a deadweight loss. Take it off and I’ll show you where equilibrium is: your back, satisfaction high, and getting some serious investment between the legs

You and me against the world. Guess that means we should unionize…at least then we get to fuck each other over.

Saying I need to buy you a drink before I can get the goods? Haven’t you heard? Price floors mean less fun for everyone

Trust me, baby, there’s a lot of consumer surplus in these pants.

They say there’s a recession market around the corner. I think you better give up your labor now before your market price tumbles by half.

Baby, I think Keynes had it right; in the long-run, we’re all dead anyways, so we might as well manage our demands right now.

Don’t save yourself; it’s not the American way

I’ve got some supply chain management in mind for you; the highly efficient muscles of my ass shoving my dick right into your point of distribution







I made all of these. I'm such a pervert

ewww you used keynes....


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Posted: Jul 19 2007, 08:05 PM
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QUOTE (Arcturus Jefferson @ Jul 19 2007, 04:41 PM)
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HOLY CRAP WHEN WAS THIS ADDED?!

I suggested it, along with some other ones. cool.gif
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GVChamp
Posted: Jul 19 2007, 09:04 PM
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QUOTE (MaineGOP @ Jul 19 2007, 05:11 PM)

ewww you used keynes....

MAINE, HELP ME MANAGE MY DEMANDS!



I am glad I disturbed even Junka.




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Ok, I went back and glazed over the rest of the thread. I saw graphs and a lot of long explanations that didn't actually really mean anything. You sir are a true CN Francoist. I salute you!
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mordante
Posted: Jul 20 2007, 12:06 AM
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QUOTE (GVChamp @ Jul 19 2007, 09:04 PM)
QUOTE (MaineGOP @ Jul 19 2007, 05:11 PM)

ewww you used keynes....

MAINE, HELP ME MANAGE MY DEMANDS!



I am glad I disturbed even Junka.




Also, sweet. Party at Rich's thumbup.gif

alright,
who's bringin the mudkips???


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