The following stories I wrote of pure boredom.

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a long time ago, a person called "abkb" joined Silent Ember. Now he seemed nice and active at first, but then we learned it was indeed us that we were proboly drunk when we acessed him.

But, where did this "Abkb" come from? That is a questoion many wondered, and finnaly, after c*illicit material*less hours or scanning info, I have come up with the result.

In early 2009, Abkb was banned from Club Penguin. He then went into a long depression until late 2009. In late 2009, Abkb joined runescape, and thus the end has begun.

Now abkb was a member of Silent Ember, but was demoted cause he was a abkb to a trial member to this day.

Now we know, that abkb will forever be a club penguin product.

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As we learned in the first part of this story, our dear trial member abkb was a club penguin product. Now lets go even deeper to find out "facts" about this "abkb".

Before abkb became a club penguin product, he was a "barbie" product. Based on extensive research I have conducted, I found out that when abkb was around 5 years old, he used to strip out barbie girl clothing and wear them on his fingers like a ring (poor barbie dolls tbh).

After his fingers became too big to take off the barbie girls clothing, he started a new drastic measure. Instead of only taking the cloths off the doll, he decided to take the barbie doll apart, and then he.. (gruesome part: http://z.about.com/d/diyfashion/1/0/h/I/-/..._organizer.jpg).

After he was banned from possibly every toy story in the world for "acts of terrorism against barbies", his mother decided to let Abkb play Club Penguin, because the barbies where simply costing her too much.

Also, my most interesting find of this whole thing was finding abkb on vid head-banging with the pleasure of wearing barbie clothing on his fingers,now almost hitting as much popularity as the angry German kid.

I shall continue to find more about trial member abkb.

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After cruising even deeper then the last chapters, I have discovered horrific things about Abkb that shall shock you.

As I last left off, we learned that abkb was indeed a barbie product before a club penguin product, and that he was wanted for "barbie terrorism" charges. Now, lets see wha we find in this chapter..

I recently learned that abkb had tried out for "High School Musical", but this was obviously a idiotic choice, as he did not know the difference from preschool and high school. I learned that when he tried out, he was given a second chance after a 1st disaster event.

During his 2nd try, just when he was about to sign, someone threw a trumpet (picture coming soon), knocking abkb unconscious (thank god, poor window makers!). Abkb was later hospitalized and released by his mother. His mother then decided to end his tryouts for "High School Musical" for the safety of other people.

Now, what did abkb think of his ability to not play a part in "High School Musical"? He was devastated and became a Thug at the age of 9. Whenever he see's or hear "high School Musical" , he goes into a corner and repeats the famous scene from star wars: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

Find out more in chapter 4

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I am back once again with another discovery on the "abkb". In previous chapters, we learned that abkb was a clue penguin product, a barbie product, and had tried out for "High School Musical" but failed. Now, I have dug deper into "abkb's" more "personal things"

What I have found out will shock you to your core, the "abkb" had a "possible" girlfriend. Now you must be all wondering, how the F did he get a girlfriend with his "maturity" and things, for I, have found your response.

The abkb had tried the "classic" attempts to get a girlfriend, from making her trip, to stealing her purse. These resulted in a massive failure, and major eye surgery because of too much "pepper" in abkb's eyes.

Then when abkb finally got a girlfriend, and just when he was going to kiss her, he found out that she indeed had a boyfriend from a high school football team. The guy punched abkb out cold, (+1 to the guy who did) and tossed him like paper.

So abkb was later recovering in hospital, and had a grudge against girls, and thus he began the "GCGAG" or the "Guy Cant Get A Girl" association. This later died cause abkb was its only member.

More to come in follow chapters~

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More to come!

Lol?? Who's abkb?

rofl the title should be "The Demise of ABKB"

If you are still recovering from that act that abkb had a possible girlfriend, I suggest that you do not read any further, if you have recovered, read on!

As time for this exploration runs out, I have begun to find things about abkb that could be considered "shocking" or just plain stupid. In the last few chapters, abkb was a barbie/club penguin product, had tried out for "High School Musical" and had a possible girlfriend. Now I go even more deeper into "personal things".

I have found that in the past, "abkb" did not know much english or any other language, so how did he communicated?, was it by hand signals, by writing on a peace of paper? No, I found out that abkb was so into "runescape" that he started using its emote irl, such as the head-bang (What a scary sight tbh).

But of course, the emotes were not always "effective". As a example, the "head-bang" emote in China lead abkb being chased by a much of Chinese. Also, the " *na na na* emote got abkb nearly killed when he was chased by Spartans (like in the movie 300). A example of the result of (misunderstood) "runescape emotes" is the following:

why is adley recounting ddays life?

lmfao

1. I'm not Abkb, good try ;)
2. Abkb is a member of a team Adley is in called Silent Ember.

dday its called a joke...

As I wrap my last day hunting abkb on twitter, It is time to return back to IRL, so today, I share with you my final discovery.

In the last few days, we found out much about abkb, some shocking, some disturbing, and some that were probably stupid acts of god. We learned various things throughout this mission from him having a possible girlfriend, to knowing he was a club penguin product, and more.

Now I share with you my final discovery, abkb had a job (ikr wdf?). But what makes this so interesting?, I dug deeper, and found out how he got this specific job.

At first, abkbs first job trial was working at McDonald, but this quickly got him fired, cause he could not tell the difference between a tomato and a peace of cheese. After abkb got fired from McDonald, he decided to get a job in the "clothing" section of a local store. This job had not worked out for long, as abkb was scarring away customers wearing bras and all other types of clothing. He was later fired. Abkb then got mad, and started using the internet to find a job, and he found out in the category of music. Abkb had failed the tryouts for "High School Musical", wdf was he doing in "Music?" I do not know what happened, but shortly after, he was fired ( I blame his voice!).

Now, abkb finally did get a job, it was the perfect job, a job he could not get fired. This job was the best for him, and many others. Now what could have been this "perfect" job? Its very simple, his job was to stay away from getting a job.

Now that i have told you all the things I found out abkb, I must leave to go back to IRL, I hope we will meet again in the future, till then, avoid abkb.

kthxbye.

THE END.