Introduction: What happen !!
Zero Wing is a game for Genesis which is famous for it's horrible
translation. While you probably only are looking at this game
because of it's translation, I am reviewing all of it's other
elements too. The intro is still probably the best part of
Zero Wing though. Onto the review:
Gameplay: Somebody set up us the bomb !!
In Zero Wing, the gameplay is shooting ships with bullets. Wow.
The gameplay isn't the best I've seen... I'm sure there are
other games similar to this with superior gameplay.
Story: We get signal.
The intro scene is the whole story. The whole story
can be included right here. I don't want to spoil
this masterpiece's story, I'll try my best not to.
Here is the intro of this game incase you never have seen it:
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.
This game has no story make your time!
Graphics: Main screen turn on.
Genisis graphics. Not the best, but Graphics don't matter
as much as other elements. Of course for Genisis, the graphics are
Alright, still not anything amazing.
All your graphics are belong to Zero Wing!
Audio: All your base are belong to us !!
The audio is simply amazing!!!...not. The sound and music
is alright, but nothing amazing. Don't get this game for
the music. (If you even are getting this game.)
The music is just average. In that case, I give the
music a score of...
Replay Value: You have no chance to survive make your time.
You probably won't play this game again to play it, but rather
to see the rather funny intro scene instead. You can watch it over
and over and it will still be funny. Enjoy seeing the intro
scene over and over...because you will probably watch it more times
than you play the actual game.
Buy or Rent? Move 'zig'. For great justice.
CAN you even buy it anymore? Online would pretty much be the only place
to look. And I'm pretty sure you won't be seeing this game at a rental
store, so just buy it if you want to see the intro scene!
FINAL SCORE: 5/10
5/10 means that this game is average. Some people may find this game fun.