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[LancerZero]

Here's one I saw today: "Politicians are like diapers: they both need regular changing, often for the same reasons."

[Sir Irontail Fratley]

"Not all who wander are lost..."
"Plan to improvise."
"How's my driving? Call 1-800-FUCK OFF."
"I'm not tailgating. I'm drafting"
"If you can read this, you are too close."
"You are unique. Just like everyone else."


..."Smash Mouth" (the bumper sticker on my sister's car)

[IBioHazardI]

"Just say no to sex with pro-lifers"

"A village in Texas is missing their idiot"

"My (fill in blank with breed of dog) is smarter than your honor roll kid"

And of course....

I LOVE MY SCHNAUZER!!!!

[LancerZero]

(Upside down on the bumper of a Jeep) "If you can read this, please flip me back over"

A personal favorite: "Keep honking; I'm reloading."

Becca is a Schnauzer freak, in case you haven't noticed.

[Sir Irontail Fratley]

I love that Jeep one!

[LancerZero]

Hey, you know what I just realized? You stepsister's first name is the same as my sister's middle name. Here's a few more:

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer

Horn Broken... Watch For Finger

Honk If Anything Falls Off

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Oh yeah, and I'm shooting this thread in the head, tossing it in my trunk, and hauling it off to the "Amusing Crap" section. Ta-ta!

This post has been edited by LancerZero on Apr 15 2005, 11:00 AM

[Sir Irontail Fratley]

Odd coincidence...

"I'd rather be cutting off skiers."

[Lady Crescent]

i had one that went on the window

"my horn is not working watch for the finger"

1)tell your girlfriend thank you
2)you are following a blind person
3)bush is a terrorist
4)tell your boyfriend thank you
5)don't follow to close or i will flick a burger at you
6)hot babe on board
7)your princess is here
8)bush is an international terriost



and i seen more but can not remember them all...

This post has been edited by Lady Crescent on Jul 6 2005, 07:29 PM

[Sir Irontail Fratley]

Umm, it's "booger", not "burger".


Put the lime in the Coke, you nut...

[Lady Crescent]

ooopsss

[Sir Irontail Fratley]

Ohhhhhh... I got a good one...


"Invest in America. Buy a Congressman."

[Lady Crescent]

how about this one *save the parks destroy bush*

[LancerZero]

Hey, Eudemic! Here's another one, seen upside down on the rear bumper of a Jeep: "If you can read this, please flip me back over."

And: "Unless you're a hemmorhoid, get off my ass!"

And: "Honk if something falls off."

I've had a couple of cars that last one could've applied to!

[Lady Crescent]

here is one *I did it at Hotel Charlotte*

here is another one * I am the life of the party but hey were is the party?*


Jon:

This post has been edited by Lady Crescent on Sep 29 2005, 05:51 PM

[Sir Irontail Fratley]

I like the one for the Jeep.