XD Amusing it is.

http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?

Mine was:

Who is that, rampaging on the hotel lobby! It is Otterly Lost, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a gutteral scream, her voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"

Cyrus:

Zang! Who is that, rampaging along the tundra! It is Cyrus, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a gutteral scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to fuck you with such wanton cruelty, the devil himself will plead for mercy!"

Barty:

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging through the freeway! It is Barty, hands clutching a thorned whip! He bellows apocalyptically:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I hereby snap and go berzerk!!"

For the ake of not repeating, I use my other username for myself xD.

Running on the terrain, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh Corrupted! And he gives a booming grunt:

"I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!"

Zander:

Skulking across the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Zander! And he gives a booming howl:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!"

Rayner:

Sprinting amidst the tundra, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Rayner! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"For the love of beatings, I feel like chicken tonight!"

Weiss:

Lo! Who is that, striding out of the tarmac! It is Weiss, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He grunts ominously:

"I'm going to smack you until time and space have no meaning, and hijack your momma's airplane!"

i did mine and heres what it said

Hark! Who is that, prowling across the mountains! It is Sean, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you in such an inhumane manner, you will polymorph into your mother!"

Haha I did it for Tarukae.

Zang! Who is that, striding through the candy store! It is Tarukae, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a bloodthirsty roar, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking over the fields! It is Ein, hands clutching a mighty sword! He screams ominously:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

... LOLWTF. I can see Ein doing it though.

Striding across the icy wasteland, brandishing a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Tendou! And he gives a booming howl:

"I'm going to brutalize you beyond capacity, and then some!"

o.o

Skulking on the hotel lobby, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh Kijun! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm going to pulverize you so heinously, you will not be able to see straight!!"

Hahahahahaha.

Well Gave it a shot, here is Garrett:

Striding over the cliffs, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Garrett! And he gives a cruel roar:

"I'm going to punch you so painfully, your screams will reanimate the dead!"

I tried it for two other characters I made for the site and still deciding on XD

Marcy:
Rampaging over the fields, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh Marcy! And she gives a cruel roar:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!"

Asuka:
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging through the terrain! It is Asuka, hands clutching a mighty sword! She bellows ominously:

"I'm seriously going to clobber you so badly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!"