BLACK RIVER FALLS, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA
HOME TO RICH BITCHES OF ALL KINDS.
NO OCCASIONAL POOR KID GRACES THE
HALLWAYS OF THEIR TWO HIGH SCHOOLS.
NO FOOD STAMPS CHANGE HANDS HERE.
NOTHING PERFECT ABOUT THE WEALTH
HAPPENS HERE, WHERE DRUGS, ALCOHOL,
AND SEX HAPPEN ON STREET CORNERS,
AND EVERYONE IS EITHER ON PROZAC OR
SHOULD BE. THE POLICE DEPARTMENT,
WHEN THEY AREN'T BEING PAID OFF, HAS
LOADS OF WORK TO DO UP HERE IN THE
FOREST OF CANADA.

BUT THE BIGGEST THING ABOUT BLACK RIVER FALLS IS THAT
THERE ARE NO APPS

SO MAKE YOUR WAY UP TO BC TO JOIN US IN A PLACE
WHERE NOBODY IS ANY BETTER THAN THE
BEST IMITATION OF MYSELF !