A LARGE, IMPOSING BUILDING BUILT IN THE 1890s, BRFA IS THE EPITOME OF 'ELITE PRIVATE SCHOOL'. WITH BLACK MARBLE FLOORS, HEAVY ROYAL BLUE DRAPERIES AND A QUIET CHILL THAT PERMANENTLY RESIDES IN THE HALLS, THE ACADEMY SEEMS FIT ONLY FOR THE REGAL. NEVERTHELESS, DRUGS AND GOSSIP ARE THE MAIN INHABITANTS OF THE HALLOWED HALLS AND USED CONDOMS LITTER THE STAIRWAYS WHICH ARE CLEANED EVERY THREE HOURS. THERE IS AN AUDITORIUM, AN INDOOR POOL, THREE GYMNASIUMS AND FULL WEIGHT TRAINING ROOM IN BRFA, AND A FOOTBALL FIELD OUT BACK. CRAZY RICH BITCHES GET ALL THE GOOD SPORTS EQUIPMENT.

THE NEWER OF THE SCHOOLS, THE LYCEUM IS A SPECIAL ART SCHOOL, BRIMMING WITH THE ODD AND ARTISTIC. BUILT DURING THE MILLENIUM, THE TWO STOREY BUILDING IS SIGNIFICANTLY SMALLER THAN BRFA, AND CENTURIES MORE MODERN, WITH A FUTURISTIC ARCHITECTURE AND CLEAN SILVER AND BLACK DECOR. WHILE NOT A PRIVATE SCHOOL, IT IS FILLED WITH THE CHILDREN OF THE WEALTHY IN BLACK RIVER FALLS. OF COURSE, THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT NO ONE BUT THE RICH ARE ALLOWED INTO THE SCHOOL - THE SCHOOL IS OPEN TO ALL, EVEN THOSE WHO ARE NOT ENROLLED IN ANY ARTS PROGRAM. THE SCHOOL IS EQUIPPED WITH A FULL AUDITORIUM, PLAYING FIELD OUT BACK AND SEVERAL BASKETBALL COURTS - THE NON-ARTSY NEED SOMETHING TO DO DURING LUNCH, YA KNOW.

UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH COLUMBIA'S FIXTURE IN BLACK RIVER FALLS IS AS IDEALISTIC AND PICTURESQUE AS YOU CAN IMAGINE A UNIVERSITY TO BE. WITH LUSH GREEN FIELDS OUT FRONT, THE BLACK RIVER COASTLINE A FEW MINUTES WALK DOWN THE ROAD, AND WARM, INVITING DEPARTMENT BUILDINGS, UBC HAS THE PERFECT SCHOOL LOCATION. ITS LABS AND EXTENSIVE LIBRARY ARE NEARLY ALWAYS OPEN, AND THE QUAD IS ALWAYS LITTERED WITH STUDENTS. PICTURESQUE, THROUGH AND THROUGH.