For those of you with unknown knowledge of life, who probably are unawares of their own personal hygene, or just plain stupid, this is an important post.
Many of us take pride in our personal hygene, you however probably do not. That is why i have comprised this post to aid you in your endeavor to be assimulated into humanity, starting with personal hygene.
The most important fact of personal hygene, is bathing. There are two primary ways to bathe. The first, being by ways of Bath Tub, an example posted below:
the other main form of bathing ones self, is through the more popular method, the shower. A picture of one posted for your personal gain below:
One however can not bathe one's self just by merely standing in one of these brilliant structures. You need to use the tools of modern day society in order to maximize the full benefit of bathing yourself. Two tools that are used for the bathing process are combined to form a one-two punch to kick those smelly odors good bye. These are the Wash Cloth, and the mystical base, Soap. Pictured below:
These two devices control the bathing of the body, but what about the hair? You require Shampoo. An excellent liquid that will get out that odor from your hair for a good while. An example below:
Once you are done utilizing the soap/washcloth with the shampoo, you're out of the shower or tub. But knowing you, your a dumba$s. You will make yourself smelly within 15 milliseconds of departing the basin in which you bathed yourself. You must act fast to keep that good smell lasting about you. Quickly grab a nearby deoderant such as the one below:
and apply immediately.
Hopefully this thread has aided you in your problems with personal hygene. No donations are necessary, but just remember, when you're actually able to talk to people in public without them needing to hold their nose or run away in pure disgust, think of rio.
For those of you who smell..., BuHAhHAhhAhAha
had me going for a while, until i decided to check the IP back at my forum 
to eat you in your sleep* 
